2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Why is the k zone not on?

[cabowabo 4484]

Hope we have somebody up. No need to kill JV here. 

[DoobieWah 1436]

Cause they don't want the terrible ball and strike calls to be obvious. 

[WBT 20566]

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

We could put 1986 Mike Scott out there and if we don’t hit the friggin ball, it won’t matter

Good thing there are 7 innings left.

[pwinger 35]

Fuck Hinch

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Gut Wagon 8065]

An odd game so far. But I have this feeling we’re going to score a few runs. Hope enough....

[UTexasFight 9432]

Did Hinch really change his starter because JV asked for the ball?

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Fml. Get your heads out of your asses Astros!

[WBT 20566]

Nice bounce back.  Hopefully he can get through 5.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Did Hinch really change his starter because JV asked for the ball?

Name any manager in baseball that wouldn’t have given the ball to a hall of famer? 

[Iceman 2710]

11 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

We could put 1986 Mike Scott out there and if we don’t hit the friggin ball, it won’t matter

This.

 

Every body batting like a 10 year old facing a 6', 210# pitcher in Little League.

Hit the fucking ball.  Stop being pussies.

[kevwun 15787]

I don't care who he is when his entire life since March has revolved around pitching on 4 days rest.  The numbers back it up.  You basically are turning your #1 starter in to a bottom of the rotation guy.

Edited October 9, 2019 by kevwun

[Iceman 2710]

Just now, kevwun said:

I don't care who he is when his entire life since March has revolved around pitching on 4 days rest.

Fuck that.

he's a professional athlete, not Zoolander.

[UTexasFight 9432]

Just scratch out a run
I feel the floodgates will open

[Mo Horn 8836]

3 minutes ago, pwinger said:

Fuck Hinch

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, because no other manager in the history of baseball would have given the ball to a future hall of fame with his post season record.

[David Dennison 18856]

26 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Our offense has sucked shit through a straw since game 1. No clutch hitting at all.

This is the biggest problem we have right now.

[UTexasFight 9432]

No George, you were out

Try harder

[runthebone 7982]

Springer needs to sacrifice a live chicken.

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, runthebone said:

Springer needs to sacrifice a live chicken.

He got a hit to lead off the game

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Our offense has been absolute dog shit.

[elfenix 34238]

offense has aids

[clapclapclap 9000]

Red River SHOOTOUT

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Astros will never score a run again

[David Dennison 18856]

George and Brantley slumping at the same time hurts real bad.

[Updawg 2266]

Fuck this stadium. We can't do shit there. It could be empty and still a huge home field advantage

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, Updawg said:

Fuck this stadium. We can't do shit there. It could be empty and still a huge home field advantage

Stadium isn't doing shit. Not like we are hitting the roof.  Can't even hit it out of the infield. Infields are standard throughout the league. 

[At Ease 44]

No reason for JV to keep working.  Need him full strength if we do win Game 5.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Just now, At Ease said:

No reason for JV to keep working.  Need him full strength if we do win Game 5.

Yep. Dumb as shit to bring him out for this inning. James isn't going to do much worse. And even if he does, at least you have JV for later games. 

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Astros will never score a run again

Haha it’s the Houston sports curse. The baseball gods have to make it right for us winning one fucking title. 

[utxmike05 1828]

I don’t have stats to back it up, but we might be the worst post season offense out of all 8 teams (including the twins)

 

This team slumps bad when they do. They do so much better when George is ON

 

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[At Ease 44]

Build on stranding that runner, let's get some momentum going here.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

JV got some big outs to end the last two innings. Need the bats to step up.

Edited October 9, 2019 by Seasick Sailor

[Gut Wagon 8065]

Rally time, fellas. 

[Iceman 2710]

C'mon Stros!!!

Your HoF alltime great pitcher is pitching his guts out.

Time for your to carry him with your bats.

Let's go motherfuckers!!!  get on the train!!!

[housious 468]

We could multiply our score by one billion and still lose

[Guadaloopy 10969]

 

Here we go...

[pwinger 35]

Yes, because no other manager in the history of baseball would have given the ball to a future hall of fame with his post season record.

Not in Game 4 of ALDS when you're up 2-1....AND future HOFer has only 3 days rest. Team had 100+ wins again, let the guys play.


At last, that would be my hope.

Just need to score runs!

[WBT 20566]

4 minutes ago, At Ease said:

Build on stranding that runner, let's get some momentum going here.

 

4 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

JV has gotten some big outs to end the last two innings. Need the bats to step up.

If Tampa had fans, their boards would be bitching about wasting that leadoff double right now.

Edited October 9, 2019 by WBT

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Alvarez of a month ago CRUSHES that

[LTtxfan 49185]

Terrible swing by Bregman on 2-0 count... DAMN

Edited October 9, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Guadaloopy 10969]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Terrible swing by Bergman on 2-0 count... DAMN

Good swing.  Bad pitch selection.

[elfenix 34238]

fuck me

[Honeysucklerose 987]

That is so frustrating right there

[kevwun 15787]

fuck

[Mo Horn 8836]

Fuck me, baseball gods just hate us tonight

[UTEX_ME 4762]

not our night 

[drewlaws 126]

You gotta be shitting me

[perfectchaos007 6639]

Damn. 

[maninblack 7974]

fuck

[clapclapclap 9000]

Hey Fox retards, how about 1 good slow mo view?