2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Warm up Miley and let him eat this shit

[TexArcher 37519]

That's not a ball, you fat tub of shit.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Sit down again you chemo patient looking mother fucker.

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Let’s fucking go now. F these guys. Three runs should not be a problem in a normal rational world. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Warm up Miley and let him eat this shit

He’s not on the roster.

[UDontKnow 10439]

I also hate the music this Fox broadcast chooses to play. Baseball is serious business.

[utxmike05 1825]

Need some runs. Yankees were always score some. 

Thanks captain obvious


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[Limp Brisket 546]

We aren’t fucking done.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

First game against NYY this year we beat them 4-3 after Tanaka gave up only one run in s6 IP.

What that means for today is probably nothing, but fuck it.

Edited October 13, 2019 by Fudge Nuggets

[Tommy Nobis 905]

He’s not on the roster.

Well fuck. Then fuck AJ to for even having him on the ALDS roster when he pitches zero fucking pitches. Hinch is getting out coached by Aaron fucking Boone

[thetruth 149]

I feel better about 7-8-9 then I do about 1-2-3 this inning. 

[cabowabo 4453]

We have one fucking hit against this fucker. One god damn hit. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

Well fuck. Then fuck AJ to for even having him on the ALDS roster when he pitches zero fucking pitches. Hinch is getting out coached by Aaron fucking Boone

He pitched in game 3. Not well, but he pitched. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

He pitched in game 3. Not well, but he pitched. 

Oh my bad. He’s hard watch when he pitches.

[Guadaloopy 10926]

Baseball is really frustrating at times.   But it can turn quickly.  

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Only thing that could of made this day worse
Was aggy winning

[formermav43 4599]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Well fuck. Then fuck AJ to for even having him on the ALDS roster when he pitches zero fucking pitches. Hinch is getting out coached by Aaron fucking Boone

How is he getting outcoached? Unless you think he said, “Hey, guys-let’s not get any hits tonight, ok?” There haven’t been any “coaching moves” to criticize or praise either way so far.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Our postseason batting is complete dogshit.

[YChang 3431]

Whatever, coaching/video review/ mental prep the batters took... it ain’t working great this post season so far. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Swing the God damn bat Chorizo.

But not at that shit for fucks sake.

Edited October 13, 2019 by Fudge Nuggets

[cabowabo 4453]

Fuck sports. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

The Toronto trade was even worse.

[Telegraph_it 3354]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

Yea not the problem right now. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck sports. 

Time to go kick the fucking dogs

[thetruth 149]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

We usually agree. Not on this one. Zack is our #3. Tanaka is as good as the Yanks starters get. 

[Scraps 13542]

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

If hinch would let him bat we may would have a run since the rest of our team likes to bat like pussies now

[Guadaloopy 10926]

Three runs is nothing.   Buncha whiners.  

[Iceman 2640]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

You make it sound like Grienke would have 10 hits at the plate and would have scored 5 runs.

[Iceman 2640]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Three runs is nothing.   Buncha whiners.  

Might as well be 40.

[Scraps 13542]

Giving up 3 runs to the yankees is actually good. Greinke is far from the problem this game.

[Mack Tripper 696]

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

Just stop. After your Miley hot take I thought you’d stop.

[formermav43 4599]

2 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Lunhow got pantsed in the ZG trade. 0-2 in the playoffs. And that’s the only reason he was acquired

He’d have to have pitched a no-hitter the way this one is going to win. He did fine.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Man, I could be watching the PSU-Iowa barnburner

[DaysOff 7853]

Our postseason batting is complete dogshit.

If we don't advance it ain't because of arms.

[deech 2251]

I'm not use to this much bitch assedness in the Astros threads.

[TexArcher 37519]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Three runs is nothing.   Buncha whiners.  

I really don't feel like this is over.  Yeah, yeah, their bullpen, but we have a bunch of guys who can launch a fastball.

[Pimphand 5597]

I am bailing may the Astros come to life with me absent. If they do I will gladly miss all remaining games.

[Jshep34 2304]

I am bailing may the Astros come to life with me absent. If they do I will gladly miss all remaining games.

Likewise. Lilshep has 900am ballgame tomorrow.

[Iceman 2640]

2 minutes ago, deech said:

I'm not use to this much bitch assedness in the Astros threads.

I'm used to more fucking hits.

I'm used to a team that isn't intent upon doing their drunken slorch attempting to bat in the majors routine.

Edited October 13, 2019 by Iceman

[UTexasFight 9380]

Because Tucker is going to go deep tonight

And by “go deep” I mean “get our only hit”

[softlynow 1783]

3 minutes ago, deech said:

I'm not use to this much bitch assedness in the Astros threads.

Yeah. 3 innings and 6 games to go. The offense will get going.

Then again I think 0u just sacked Sam again.

[Guadaloopy 10926]

Just now, Iceman said:

I'm used to more fucking hits.

Welcome to the playoffs.  First time here?

[thetruth 149]

Filthy Press is back. 

[Iceman 2640]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Welcome to the playoffs.  First time here?

fuck that.

It's the playoffs for the Rays and Yankees too.

 

This is total bullshit.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

If hinch would let him bat we may would have a run since the rest of our team likes to bat like pussies now

Ok I laughed lol.

[clapclapclap 9000]

So Pressly, Harris, Osuna is the plan?

[Limp Brisket 546]

Jesus, half you guys believe this is over already at 3-0.  We have 3 more at bats for crying out loud.  We did win 107 games and these clowns 4-3 on the season.  

[Iceman 2640]

Just now, Limp Brisket said:

Jesus, half you guys believe this is over already at 3-0.  We have 3 more at bats for crying out loud.  We did win 107 games and these clowns 4-3 on the season.  

3-0 wasn't the issue.

1-0 is.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Just stop. After your Miley hot take I thought you’d stop.

I’m drunk and pissed. Fuck off. We look like dog shit. Am I wrong?