2019 Houston Astros Thread

[staboner 4957]

3 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Sanchez knew it didn't hit his bat. He's a liar.  Good call by the ump on the next pitch. 

you calling him a dirty sanchez are you not?

[Jshep34 2304]

Lilshep magic strikes again

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Hey... do y’all remember when I said Correa would be ALCS MVP?

[tx 3 putt 76352]

correa with the defensive play to save the game and the walk off

$550mil contract ???

[clapclapclap 9000]

Hahahaha at A-Roid with the fail smile.

[At Ease 44]

Wow, what a turnaround!

[CurlyDumps 4439]

FUCK. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rvm96 1643]

Great job by Joe Smith btw

[runthebone 7932]

Let's get home field back with Cole Game 3.

And for shits and giggles, let's score 9 or 10 runs in one game, just to see how it feels.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

Just a great game. Didn’t think we’d have enough arms, but it worked out. 

[elfenix 34171]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

if carlos could just go ahead and deposit the first pitch into the first row in the crawford boxes, i think everyone would be very appreciative. 

wrong inning and wrong side of the field

[TexArcher 37508]

RBI double, web gem, walk-off homer.  Have a night, Carlos!!

[runthebone 7932]

What language was that walk-off in, you cocksucking cheater?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Hahahaha at A-Roid with the fail smile.

Fuck that guy.

[runthebone 7932]

Fuck it, let's put Correa back at clean-up and put Yordan/Diaz 7th v. RHP

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Jesus Frank Thomas makes Big Papi look like a child.

[TexArcher 37508]

 

[oh_snap 694]

Correa is no doubt the stud tonight. But how about that fucking bullpen. Nails. 

[rvm96 1643]

Arod is so shook he just called Correa Beltran

[clapclapclap 9000]

30 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

I can’t take this shit anymore. Leaving my seats for bar SRO

Fly to the Bronx and then leave your seats before extra innings for games 3-5.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

Jesus Frank Thomas makes Big Papi look like a child.

You know he used to block for one Bo Jackson at Auburn?

[elfenix 34171]

arod just called correa beltran

[runthebone 7932]

Carlos Beltran?

 

Do you speak Spanish, culo?

[WBT 20419]

Gotta love the Hulk Hogan hand to the ear too

[TexArcher 37508]

Just now, rvm96 said:

Arod is so shook he just called Correa Beltran

A Rod can gargle my balls.

[elfenix 34171]

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Jesus Frank Thomas makes Big Papi look like a child.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

The Cole Train is on its way!

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

We need to pop them in the mouth in game 3 like they did us in game 1. Take the crowd out.

[tx 3 putt 76352]

springer 

altuve 

bregman

correa

yuli

brantley or yordan

catcher

reddick / tucker / jake

 

fucking bring it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HtownHorn 14485]

Time to move Correa back up to 5th. Though I would prefer to separate Alvarez and Gurriel, but enough quality batters right now to do it.

[David Dennison 18655]

Alex Rodriguez might be dumber than Joe Girardi.

[YChang 3430]

haha... sure why not, let’s get Beltran back on the Astros staff. YANKEES SUCK! YANKEES SUCK!

[UDontKnow 10439]

Yankees are in trouble for Game 3. Cole, who should be our number 1 pitcher, is on the mound for a Game 3 and the Yankees bullpen is physically stressed after tonight.

[Vito Andolini 9103]

Yeah, did ARod just call CC “Carlos Beltran?”

[TexArcher 37508]

Just now, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, did ARod just call CC “Carlos Beltran?”

Yeah.  They don't make brain steroids.

[DaysOff 7851]

Vic hunting ground. He's cheering for the wrong team.

[UTexasFight 9379]

I like deja vu walkoffs with Correa when JV is on the mound in game 2 of ALCS against the yankees

[CurlyDumps 4439]

3 hours ago, Tommy Nobis said:

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

He was yelling at his 1st base coach. All the Astros of consequence are in the field he has no reason to yell at the dugout anyway. Stop being a snowflake. 
 
Don’t like posting in here but no one puts Judge in a corner.

Thanks for stopping by. The branding iron of surly. We’re gonna win now.

Nailed it 

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

Fuck yes!!! 
 

now AJ go back to the normal fucking batting order

[Jebus 1300]

Is this real life 

[Rustic Horn 929]

 

[Guadaloopy 10921]

Correa is sending a message to New York.  I can’t keep beating you if you pay me in two years.  

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[MadTrapper 150]

ARod you dipshit. Try harder to use your mind.

[TexArcher 37508]

Springer just said his limp was just a cramp.

There's some good damn news!

[utxmike05 1825]

Got back from the pisser in time for SHOWRREA’s blast!!! Holy shit!!!!

Player of the game on D and O.

I had a good feeling he was hitting it hard all night!!

Snapshot from my video.



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[elfenix 34171]

2 minutes ago, Rustic Horn said:

 

[tx 3 putt 76352]

expect the yankees to be crying about correa's bat flip / hand to hear 

[MadTrapper 150]

Can someone explain why the Yankees pulled Chapman so soon? I assume to save him but he was throwing heat.

 

 

[Hank Kingsley 20680]