2019 Houston Astros Thread

[TexArcher 39074]

There we go!  Throw that sinker with the bases loaded, chief!!

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Need a few more

[elfenix 34754]

Brantley scores!

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Manufacture runzzzzz

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Great AB pina Yes!!!!!

[WBT 20990]

Good job Yuli.  That was a hanger though.  That easily could have been 3 runs.

[staboner 5090]

well done gents. smart ball this inning

[InkaUtexas 26920]

Nice! Did his job and now will be out of the slump rest of the post season. 

[UTEX_ME 4289]

[Zavala 1384]

1 minute ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Can't even get a lucky bounce

Nice double reverse jinx

"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Yordan is so due a homer right now.

[TexArcher 39074]

Attaboy, Yuli!!!

[LTtxfan 50012]

16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Keep scoring Astros.... hard to win at Yankee Stadium with only 2 runs

Cole already over 100 pitches after 6 innings... DANG

FUCK YEAH.... KEEP THE RUNS COMING!!!!

4-0

[utxmike05 1833]

Yesss small ball insurance runs


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[GHOSTUSER 361]

At least Yordan got contact 

[Lat22 4086]

Alvarez is absolutely worthless. 

[LTtxfan 50012]

Just now, utxmike05 said:

Yesss small ball insurance runs
 

Springer baserunning helps Stros score 2 more!!

[WBT 20990]

We can also now confirm that Gardner is a definite green light.

[Jshep34 2426]

That was such a thing of beautiful baseball fundamentals. Augie has got to be smiling

[runthebone 8379]

Situational hitting for once.

[henrygandorf 29228]

haven't been following thread, but hearing ppd is official for tomorrow.

[TexArcher 39074]

Man, fuck the Bleacher Creatures.  Buncha dickheads.

[henrygandorf 29228]

Just now, runthebone said:

Situational hitting for once.

still 1-19 or some shit with risp.

brantley grounded out, bregs ibb, yuli sac fly, yordan fly out.  0-2 with a bb and rbi.

of course all i keep hearing about is yankee opportunities they've let slip by.  because we're so fucking clutch and lucky.

[elfenix 34754]

K!

[GHOSTUSER 361]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Man, fuck the Bleacher Creatures.  Buncha dickheads.

What did they do?

[Wishbone 4958]

There go tha Judge.

[WBT 20990]

Cole seems fired up by the extra runs.

[Pasken 1312]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

haven't been following thread, but hearing ppd is official for tomorrow.

From where? Don't see it anywhere.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1503]

Cole - 99mph. What a monster.

[InkaUtexas 26920]

Just now, elfenix said:

K!

damn, 99 in the 7th. Homie is impressive for sure. 

[rvm96 1643]

 

[cabowabo 4692]

Uno mas.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

That was a beautiful. Keep him in one more inning 

[WBT 20990]

25 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'd send him out for the 7th 8th but have Harris ready to go if anyone gets on.

same same

[kevwun 16444]

AJ gave him the handshake and butt slap, he's done.

[TexArcher 39074]

Gerrit is such a fucking war horse.  Ties his career high for walks and you still get nothing over 7 innings.

[YChang 3570]

What a badass. Nice easy 3 up, 3 down.

[tx 3 putt 78717]

BP needs to lock it down now 

[Pimphand 6373]

Just now, WBT said:

same same

It looked like everyone was high fiving him in the dugout that usually means game over.

[Pasken 1312]

I wouldn't complain about another insurance run here.

[Wishbone 4958]

MOAR runs now. Foot on the throat, etc.!

[TonyTexas 10783]

Just an unbelievably gutty performance from Cole. Didn’t have his best stuff but still gives you 7 innings of shutout ball. He’s been the MVP of the postseason. 

[henrygandorf 29228]

3 minutes ago, Pasken said:

From where? Don't see it anywhere.

friend of a friend is sitting next to luhnow in yankee stadium.

fwiw.

[henrygandorf 29228]

hey, so gerrit, i think we're gonna take you out.

the fuck you just say to me?

uh, nothing.  go get em.

[elfenix 34754]

i thought carrera (h/t frank thomas) had finally broken out

[Wishbone 4958]

Dumbass swing by Correa with a full count.

[henrygandorf 29228]

also (may have been mentioned earlier) but joe buck, every fucking game, "no signal goes further".

it's farther.

farther = distance.  not further.

also it's written on the screen, and presumably on a card for him to read.

which is troubling, for someone who talks for a living.

[LTtxfan 50012]

Nice to see Altuve having a good offensive game today!!!

[runthebone 8379]

I'm having Cole's babies.

[elfenix 34754]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

also (may have been mentioned earlier) but joe buck, every fucking game, "no signal goes further".

it's farther.

farther = distance.  not further.

also it's written on the screen, and presumably on a card for him to read.

which is troubling, for someone who talks for a living.

he doesn't read for a living, now does he?