2019 Houston Astros Thread

[perfectchaos007 6636]

Okay theres the 1 JV bomb

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Well shit

[Wishbone 4759]

Furk. Let’s hope it ends with that one.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

Justin needs to strike Judge out and get the crowd out of it. Lots of empty seats.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Need a couple more runs for JV random homer insurance.

Bastard

[Wishbone 4759]

Get in the groove JV.

[henrygandorf 29190]

astros score - "not the start you want if you're the yankees."

yankees score - "what a great start for the yankees."

he's not even trying anymore.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

what the fuck

[kevwun 15777]

Come on Verlander, this is not a good time to do a Miley impersonation.  He must be tipping his pitches.

Edited October 18, 2019 by kevwun

[Limp Brisket 546]

JV not hitting his spots early.

[TexArcher 37774]

Come on, JV.  Work through it.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Alright. Now settle in

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Settle

[clapclapclap 9000]

JV pitching like he's the one with Parkinson's.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Let's go JV! 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

Fucking hell.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

Gonna have to hit tonight

[cabowabo 4484]

The fuck is this shit?

[tx 3 putt 76928]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck 

[elfenix 34236]

Verlander has not a fucking clue right now

[TexArcher 37774]

God damn shit fuck

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This is a fucking nightmare start

[Halohal 498]

Mlb putting in juice balls 

[Wishbone 4759]

Turrible

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Comebacks are sweeter on the road

[UTEX_ME 4762]

Going to come down to Cole again ugh

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

Mlb putting in juice balls 

Can't have the Yankees lose.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Can't control the fastball for shit

[Pasken 1309]

I blame all of you over confident mother fuckers.

[henrygandorf 29190]

he's let the last two counts get too deep after being up 1-2.  he needs to be attacking more.  that crazy high fastball is a ball out of his hand.

get out of this inning, start scoring runs.

[Mez2 4023]

Who are you? 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

he's let the last two counts get too deep after being up 1-2.  he needs to be attacking more.  that crazy high fastball is a ball out of his hand.
get out of this inning, start scoring runs.

It's cold. That has to be impacting his control.

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

Settle down JV, we can get this back

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

he's let the last two counts get too deep after being up 1-2.  he needs to be attacking more.  that crazy high fastball is a ball out of his hand.

get out of this inning, start scoring runs.

He's been adding a couple MPH on every fast ball I've seen that's high 

[Limp Brisket 546]

It’s the 1st inning, nothing is fucked.

[David Dennison 18856]

Let the second guessing begin!

 

[Lat22 4013]

Lots of hangers.

[David Dennison 18856]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Going to come down to Cole again ugh

That means game 7.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19101]

We just need one great offensive inning to get it back and take the crowd out.

[Rockethorn1978 6077]

Lol let’s show 500 replays of the homer. If it was Houston they would show one replay tops then go into how the Yankees should be ahead and replay the past 26 titles.

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

We’ve been in worse spots than this. Let’s fucking go.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

If JV can get it under control, we'll be fine. This team had 5 runs in it tonight. 

[Pimphand 5739]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Let the second guessing begin!

 

Bull shit we were second guessing as soon as game 4 was cancelled so GFY with the begin nonsense.

[TexArcher 37774]

Fuck that god damned inning.

JV is stll capable of throwing up 5 or 6 zeroes.  Let's get some runs.

[Mo Horn 8833]

Well fuck. Didnt expect Verlander to suck in this situation. Slider has zero break. 

[Guadaloopy 10964]

I remember another game 5 when the Astros were down 4-1.   

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just now, Pasken said:

I blame all of you over confident mother fuckers.

No kidding.  What Steve Phillips discussed happens 15% of the time in this situation.  With how good the Yankees have hit this year I'd put those odds at closer to 25%.  Beating them 4 in a row, 3 at home, was going to be a very tall order.  And Cole has such a long winning streak, the kind that always ends at some point, that nothing is guaranteed.

We could still win this game and I feel good that we'll win the series, but the Yanks pushing this back to Houston shouldn't be much of a surprise.

 

[Mo Horn 8833]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Let the second guessing begin!

 

 2nd guess what? In what scenario do you not go with Verlander tonight on full rest? Only a fucking idiot doesn't start him. 

[Wishbone 4759]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Well fuck. Didnt expect Verlander to suck in this situation. Slider has zero break. 

Whistle louder.

[cabowabo 4484]

Don’t worry guys, we’ve got Urquidy locked and loaded for tomorrow.