2019 Houston Astros Thread

[perfectchaos007 6788]

Okay theres the 1 JV bomb

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Well shit

[Wishbone 4958]

Furk. Let’s hope it ends with that one.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19375]

Justin needs to strike Judge out and get the crowd out of it. Lots of empty seats.

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Need a couple more runs for JV random homer insurance.

Bastard

[Wishbone 4958]

Get in the groove JV.

[henrygandorf 29230]

astros score - "not the start you want if you're the yankees."

yankees score - "what a great start for the yankees."

he's not even trying anymore.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

what the fuck

[kevwun 16460]

Come on Verlander, this is not a good time to do a Miley impersonation.  He must be tipping his pitches.

Edited October 18, 2019 by kevwun

[Limp Brisket 549]

JV not hitting his spots early.

[TexArcher 39080]

Come on, JV.  Work through it.

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Alright. Now settle in

[Grade of D as in David 13256]

Settle

[clapclapclap 9000]

JV pitching like he's the one with Parkinson's.

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Let's go JV! 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19375]

Fucking hell.

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Gonna have to hit tonight

[cabowabo 4692]

The fuck is this shit?

[tx 3 putt 78870]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck 

[elfenix 34820]

Verlander has not a fucking clue right now

[TexArcher 39080]

God damn shit fuck

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

This is a fucking nightmare start

[Halohal 557]

Mlb putting in juice balls 

[Wishbone 4958]

Turrible

[Mitch Hedberg 2117]

Comebacks are sweeter on the road

[UTEX_ME 4286]

Going to come down to Cole again ugh

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19375]

Mlb putting in juice balls 

Can't have the Yankees lose.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Can't control the fastball for shit

[Pasken 1312]

I blame all of you over confident mother fuckers.

[henrygandorf 29230]

he's let the last two counts get too deep after being up 1-2.  he needs to be attacking more.  that crazy high fastball is a ball out of his hand.

get out of this inning, start scoring runs.

[Mez2 4048]

Who are you? 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19375]

he's let the last two counts get too deep after being up 1-2.  he needs to be attacking more.  that crazy high fastball is a ball out of his hand.
get out of this inning, start scoring runs.

It's cold. That has to be impacting his control.

[Colonel Sanders 1408]

Settle down JV, we can get this back

[rvm96 1643]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

he's let the last two counts get too deep after being up 1-2.  he needs to be attacking more.  that crazy high fastball is a ball out of his hand.

get out of this inning, start scoring runs.

He's been adding a couple MPH on every fast ball I've seen that's high 

[Limp Brisket 549]

It’s the 1st inning, nothing is fucked.

[David Dennison 19574]

Let the second guessing begin!

 

[Lat22 4103]

Lots of hangers.

[David Dennison 19574]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Going to come down to Cole again ugh

That means game 7.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19375]

We just need one great offensive inning to get it back and take the crowd out.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Lol let’s show 500 replays of the homer. If it was Houston they would show one replay tops then go into how the Yankees should be ahead and replay the past 26 titles.

[The Earl of Texas 3217]

We’ve been in worse spots than this. Let’s fucking go.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

If JV can get it under control, we'll be fine. This team had 5 runs in it tonight. 

[Pimphand 6403]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Let the second guessing begin!

 

Bull shit we were second guessing as soon as game 4 was cancelled so GFY with the begin nonsense.

[TexArcher 39080]

Fuck that god damned inning.

JV is stll capable of throwing up 5 or 6 zeroes.  Let's get some runs.

[Mo Horn 8945]

Well fuck. Didnt expect Verlander to suck in this situation. Slider has zero break. 

[Guadaloopy 11144]

I remember another game 5 when the Astros were down 4-1.   

[clapclapclap 9000]

Just now, Pasken said:

I blame all of you over confident mother fuckers.

No kidding.  What Steve Phillips discussed happens 15% of the time in this situation.  With how good the Yankees have hit this year I'd put those odds at closer to 25%.  Beating them 4 in a row, 3 at home, was going to be a very tall order.  And Cole has such a long winning streak, the kind that always ends at some point, that nothing is guaranteed.

We could still win this game and I feel good that we'll win the series, but the Yanks pushing this back to Houston shouldn't be much of a surprise.

 

[Mo Horn 8945]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Let the second guessing begin!

 

 2nd guess what? In what scenario do you not go with Verlander tonight on full rest? Only a fucking idiot doesn't start him. 

[Wishbone 4958]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Well fuck. Didnt expect Verlander to suck in this situation. Slider has zero break. 

Whistle louder.

[cabowabo 4692]

Don’t worry guys, we’ve got Urquidy locked and loaded for tomorrow.