2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Mo Horn 8795]

 He's totally lost. I can't remember the last ball he hit hard

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Can’t see the ball for shit, hopefully we can hit the bullpen

[Tommy Nobis 905]

You have to think about benching Yordan at some point. He’s a fucking automatic out.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Haven't seen Paxton look this good against us since his Mariners days. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

If we don’t get it going in the 5th, it’s probably game 6 time

[Mo Horn 8795]

Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

Haven't seen Paxton look this good against us since his Mariners days. 

We're helping by chasing pitches out of the zone. 

[runthebone 7929]

Fuck this bullshit.  Just finished up work and checked.

[Pimphand 5587]

22 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

finally time to ignore pimphand

Ostrich free to ostrich

[TexArcher 37455]

God damn, Yuli, nice play!

[Wishbone 4731]

Great play there.

[runthebone 7929]

I would have started Diaz against a lefty.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19073]

Fucking.kidding.me.

[kevwun 15595]

Gotta get some runs.  Verlander is locked in now.

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I would have started Diaz against a lefty.

not a bad plan.  i've actually been surprised at his non-usage this postseason.

you could've dh'd diaz or mike and still had jake in for his defense.

with yordan struggling, it creates a real issue next to chirinos who at least is needed defensively.

[Mo Horn 8795]

JV definitely settled in now. Let him go as far as he can go and save the pen. 

[TexArcher 37455]

Just scratch out a run or two and put some pressure back on them.  They're the ones facing elimination with half their guys getting booed at home.  Turn up the heat.

[henrygandorf 29174]

the team that scores next is going to win this game.

needs to be here, let's get paxton out of this fucking game.

[henrygandorf 29174]

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

JV definitely settled in now. Let him go as far as he can go and save the pen. 

yep.  need 6-7 tonight regardless of performance.  need everyone ready to go tomorrow.

[runthebone 7929]

Feels like this has to be the inning.

[Wishbone 4731]

It might help if George wasn’t looking at left field instead of the ball when he makes his cuts.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19073]

Was that last pitch on Springer low?

[Mo Horn 8795]

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the team that scores next is going to win this game.

needs to be here, let's get paxton out of this fucking game.

Not with at bats like that

[runthebone 7929]

Unfortunately, Paxton is the greatest pitcher since Tyler Glasnow

[Mo Horn 8795]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Was that last pitch on Springer low?

No, it was a good call

[kevwun 15595]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Was that last pitch on Springer low?

No, it was a strike.

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Was that last pitch on Springer low?

no.  he thought it would be in, but it was a strike.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19073]

Thanks. I couldn't get a read on it here.

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Unfortunately, Paxton is the greatest pitcher since Tyler Glasnow

certainly looks that way right now.

[TexArcher 37455]

Paxton's all over the place now, probably tiring around the 90 pitch mark.  Come on, Mike, get to him.

[Wishbone 4731]

Fuck Paxton. We’ve slaughtered better pitchers all year. Just need to pull our heads out of our asses.

[kevwun 15595]

This ump has a wide strikezone.

[perfectchaos007 6593]

Now we're getting squeezed

[Mo Horn 8795]

Well, it didn't catch the outside of the plate Joe. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19073]

This ump has a wide strikezone.

Noticed that.

[henrygandorf 29174]

god that 3rd pitch fucked us.

[UTEX_ME 4754]

Not our night 

[cabowabo 4449]

Hopefully that's it for Cy Young.

[TexArcher 37455]

This game sucks.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Good night friends. Let’s get game 6

[Limp Brisket 546]

We need to see a pitcher not named Paxton.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19073]

Good night friends. Let’s get game 6

Holy shit, really?

[Limp Brisket 546]

Holyshit at the conceding assholes in this thread, this shit isn’t over by a long shot.

[Mo Horn 8795]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Hopefully that's it for Cy Young.

 Nah, just like Verlander, you let him go as long as he can go and save the pen. It's either his last game of the year, or he'll have plenty of rest of he does pitch again this year. 

[Pimphand 5587]

It will never ceases to amaze me how many baseball people will get baited into a position of strategic weakness in order to best optimize the odds of the battle.

Learn to win the war not the battle. I can't wait until Hinch panics and runs Cole out on short rest 

[TexArcher 37455]

2 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Good night friends. Let’s get game 6

Dude, it's the 5th.

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Dude, it's the 5th.

Yeah. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.

[TexArcher 37455]

LOL at the sign-stealing story.  Shut the fuck up.  If your signs can be stolen, you suck at signs.

[Wishbone 4731]

Signgate?

[Mo Horn 8795]

5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

It will never ceases to amaze me how many baseball people will get baited into a position of strategic weakness in order to best optimize the odds of the battle.

Learn to win the war not the battle. I can't wait until Hinch panics and runs Cole out on short rest 

 The only people panicking are people who should just go the fuck away

[runthebone 7929]

Was Verlander tipping in the first inning then stopped tipping?  Cunts?