2019 Houston Astros Thread

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Altuve

I literally love Jose Altuve

[kevwun 15774]

Jose Altuve dedicated that home run to Joe Buck and John Smoltz.

[UTexasFight 9431]

We could have just done without the wife-beaters and called this after the 8th and saved myself the year off my life I just lost

[oh_snap 694]

Altuve’s balls weigh like 168 pounds 

[Eastwood 4394]

Let Yankee freeze in the dark.

[Mez2 4023]

I love you 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck that cubano Chapman

[GHOSTUSER 361]

ALTUVE!!!! Fucking love literally love 

[Zavala 1384]

Fuck you Smoltz, hope they have Judges reaction somewhere. These Yankees are so unlikeable

[Anastasis 23469]

I am getting actually drunk. 

[bschoolprof 6252]

That was an all time baseball moment and Buck and Smoltz sounded like they were at a fucking funeral.  Sad.  

[At Ease 44]

Holy shit, what a game.

These guys are amazing, how lucky we are,

[Iceman 2700]

Jose Altuve.  Never underestimate the heart of a champion.     He is worthy of the statement. RIP Rudy.    Much love!!!!

Edited October 20, 2019 by Iceman

[clapclapclap 9000]

Happy wife, happy life!

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

2 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Fuck you smoltz and buck you Yankee Homer fags 

agreed.

 

Crush City

[Anastasis 23469]

Altuve is the best. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19100]

Tuve knew it was out right after he hit it. So did the crowd. Amazing.

[CurlyDumps 4471]

WOW 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I love that man

[Eastwood 4394]

That was an all time baseball moment and Buck and Smoltz sounded like they were at a fucking funeral.  Sad.  

They couldn't contain their boners when it got tied up. Get blue balled.

[Zavala 1384]

Just now, Anastasis said:

Altuve is the best. 

Yeah he's really awesome and humble, great leader. It's unbelievable we have him, Bergs and Correa.

[kevwun 15774]

I look forward to the FS1 postgame coverage about the Yankees year in review.

Edited October 20, 2019 by kevwun

[runthebone 7974]

I'm so happy for this team.  It was the best team all season and deserves to go to the World Series.

 

Now just fucking hit.  And shorten your swing, Yordan.

[CurlyDumps 4471]

Our home run > their home run 

[UDontKnow 10444]

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Our home run > their home run 

But of course!

[deac_tracy 516]

Wonder what Rendon's thinking. Playing his hometown team in his first World Series.

[Jimbaround 975]

Smoltz sounds like he’s going to cry.

[Modessit 5599]

SHOW ME CHAPMANS FUCKING FACE

[deadshank 24652]

5 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Altuve’s balls weigh like 168 pounds 

He had a leg amputated early in his childhood.  It’s actually his dick he’s using with the leg he has left. 

[Amos Moses 795]

On 10/10/2019 at 11:54 AM, Player said:

 

Somebody lock this bitch in the bathroom until after the playoffs. 

amazing.  There are no more words for Jose Altuve.

[Zavala 1384]

3 minutes ago, Eastwood said:

5 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

That was an all time baseball moment and Buck and Smoltz sounded like they were at a fucking funeral.  Sad.  

They couldn't contain their boners when it got tied up. Get blue balled.

Lulz he looks so bummed in the booth, what a turd.

[tx 3 putt 76906]

I’m just here for the walk off !!!

what a fucking game !!!!!

[clapclapclap 9000]

Tuesday night, when the pre-game panel picks who will win WS Game 1, I bet A-Roid still picks the Yankees.

[Jebus 1305]

Oh my god

[deadshank 24652]

7 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Altuve’s balls weigh like 168 pounds 

He had a leg amputated early in his childhood.  It’s actually his dick he’s using with the leg he has left. 

[CurlyDumps 4471]

^ There’s a dent on Chapman’s lip where Altuve’s nuts dragged 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Anastasis 23469]

Either team....eat a fucking dick you sip shit. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5131]

Yankee T shirts headed for export.

[Helobious 9448]

Congrats. Go Nationals.

[Wishbone 4759]

YANKEES GO HOME! And yank off while they watch us collect another WS Title. See ya clown fucks!!! Couldn’t happen to a more deserving organization. Eat scrotum losers! I might say what I really think later. Or no.

[Mez2 4023]

Altuve fucks

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Both Dicker and Altuve with walk offs in the same day. How badass.

[NowThis 931]

that chapman moment needs to be giffed

[Welch 635]

On 7/31/2019 at 6:09 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

Dude was right.

[runthebone 7974]

Hoping for good news on Pressly, wish we had him for their lefties.  But probably not.

[deac_tracy 516]

That was virtually the same pitch he threw Correa for the walk off in game 2.

Edited October 20, 2019 by deac_tracy

[Zavala 1384]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Tuesday night, when the pre-game panel picks who will win WS Game 1, I bet A-Roid still picks the Yankees.

A-Rod talks like he wants to call Big Papi his Papi

[atomheartbevo 89650]

His face.  He’s gritting his teeth and thinking “some Yankee fan is going to knife me when I get back to NYC”