2019 Houston Astros Thread

[kevwun 15620]

My nerves needed the break.

[Iceman 2639]

nm

 

 

 

 

Edited October 21, 2019 by Iceman

[CycleTex87 2953]

46 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Team shep will be there tomorrow. We will be on field with the flag!!!!

Man, lifetime memories.  

[Mez2 4021]

23 minutes ago, kevwun said:

My nerves needed the break.

this. last thing i told the wife before i went to bed was I was glad we werent playing sunday night. i needed a day to reset myself emotionally and physically. and buy more beer

[cabowabo 4451]

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

Found it.  11:17:13 pm.  Multiple Ring Camera views will be uploaded shortly which include my 14 year old son screaming multiple "sit the fuck downs" next to my 79 year old mother.  Good times.

I couldn't figure out how to upload to YouTube with the crucial timestamp on the video, so here are the Nest links.  And for you pet police, there is a pet door on the wall where my Beagle can go outside whenever he wants.  He is not imprisoned in that area.  And yes, this is the Beagle I threatened to kill a couple of seasons ago during a prolonged losing streak or somesuch.

https://video.nest.com/clip/b08283032aee4e3795dd69014d866376.mp4

https://video.nest.com/clip/74de5c38447d463289f4a1817421dcef.mp4

https://video.nest.com/clip/5831c84e5870482783e6cd7e1ffbffec.mp4

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

NM

Edited October 21, 2019 by Seasick Sailor

[UTexasFight 9376]

No West or Hernandez!

[TonyTexas 10481]

nm 

Edited October 21, 2019 by TonyTexas

[UTexasFight 9376]

Seasick beat me by 8 seconds... lulz at our (and everyone’s) exact same thought

[UTexasFight 9376]

Holy shit
Brevan McGattis will be the first pitch battery tomorrow night

[Limp Brisket 546]

 

Edited October 21, 2019 by Limp Brisket

[elguapo 4583]

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[Moby Ric 2058]

It just warms my heart sending the fucking yankees home again.  I would not be shocked if we got a thank you card from every other MLB city thanking the Astros for having us not suffer through the yankee cock gobbling media during the games if the yankees were there.

[Scraps 13540]

It just warms my heart sending the fucking yankees home again.  I would not be shocked if we got a thank you card from every other MLB city thanking the Astros for having us not suffer through the yankee cock gobbling media during the games if the yankees were there.

I HOPE YOU FIND LOVE IN YOUR LIFE/ upperwestside

[tx 3 putt 76314]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

37 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I HOPE YOU FIND LOVE IN YOUR LIFE/ upperwestside

Hahahahaha

[Fudge Nuggets 19146]

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

I couldn't figure out how to upload to YouTube with the crucial timestamp on the video, so here are the Nest links.  And for you pet police, there is a pet door on the wall where my Beagle can go outside whenever he wants.  He is not imprisoned in that area.  And yes, this is the Beagle I threatened to kill a couple of seasons ago during a prolonged losing streak or somesuch.

https://video.nest.com/clip/b08283032aee4e3795dd69014d866376.mp4

https://video.nest.com/clip/74de5c38447d463289f4a1817421dcef.mp4

https://video.nest.com/clip/5831c84e5870482783e6cd7e1ffbffec.mp4

Riveting. 

[Js1 85095]

I only wish we were playing the braves as I strut through ATL airport tomorrow decked out in Astros gear to find a bar to watch it and get airport drunk 

[Scraps 13540]

I couldn't figure out how to upload to YouTube with the crucial timestamp on the video, so here are the Nest links.  And for you pet police, there is a pet door on the wall where my Beagle can go outside whenever he wants.  He is not imprisoned in that area.  And yes, this is the Beagle I threatened to kill a couple of seasons ago during a prolonged losing streak or somesuch.
https://video.nest.com/clip/b08283032aee4e3795dd69014d866376.mp4
https://video.nest.com/clip/74de5c38447d463289f4a1817421dcef.mp4
https://video.nest.com/clip/5831c84e5870482783e6cd7e1ffbffec.mp4

I can't fap to this. Next time have your 79 yr old mom go run out to the pool topless or something.

[Guadaloopy 10918]

2 hours ago, elguapo said:

 

 

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“Hello darkness, my old friend...”

[tx 3 putt 76314]

T - 24 hrs 

[htown85 159]

Do you think we will get an "Astros are cheating" report/article before or after the first pitch of game 3?

[elfenix 34171]

 

6 minutes ago, htown85 said:

Do you think we will get an "Astros are cheating" report/article before or after the first pitch of game 3?

yes

[tx 3 putt 76314]

9 minutes ago, htown85 said:

Do you think we will get an "Astros are cheating" report/article before or after the first pitch of game 3?

I hope, get in their head 

[Js1 85095]

 

[Jshep34 2304]

Id appreciate any pics of when the flag comes out tomorrow. He will be leading everyone out of right field gate

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Baseball subreddit has already decided story is 100% legit. 

 

[Fozzz 152]

Other reporters are corroborating the story. I can’t believe they released that statement. Shameless and unbelievably stupid. 

[Jshep34 2304]

Id gladly take his job.

[Scraps 13540]

Yeah but we hit it off Chapman so it evens out!

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Yahoo in on it now:


Report: Astros executive confronts female reporters over alleged domestic assaulter Roberto Osuna https://sports.yahoo.com/roberto-osuna-astros-closer-alcs-domestic-assault-024045839.html

[DaysOff 7851]

Osuna seems to have matured since the incident, and I think this clubhouse was a part of that. Maybe, just maybe this asst GM is speaking from a baseball perspective and the growth of Osuna. Nah, fucking bury the guy.

[Welch 635]

Not much to this story.  Either our assistant GM is a dumbass for celebrating domestic violence, or he’s a dumbass for liking Osuna the closer.

[Telegraph_it 3354]

Statement definitely adding some fuel. 

 

[Telegraph_it 3354]

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Osuna seems to have matured since the incident, and I think this clubhouse was a part of that. Maybe, just maybe this asst GM is speaking from a baseball perspective and the growth of Osuna. Nah, fucking bury the guy.

If he loudly confronted some female reporters during the celebration then there would most likely be audio (possibly video as well) to corroborate. Everyone with a phone is recording I would think. 

Edited October 22, 2019 by Telegraph_it

[Honeysucklerose 957]

And we were off about the stealing signs story. It has already started.


'The paranoia is real': Keeping fresh signs top of mind for catcher Kurt Suzuki vs. Astros

https://sports.yahoo.com/the-paranoia-is-real-keeping-fresh-signs-is-top-of-mind-for-catcher-kurt-suzuki-vs-astros-021410868.html

[Chuckie Finster 22598]

That statement was the stupidest thing the Astros could have done.

[Planet Houston 4923]

Goddamn the secondary market is still out of control. I feel like 2017 was cheaper for WS tickets, but maybe I’m imagining things. Would love to get something other than 400 for under $1k but doesn’t look likely. Fucking fees. 

[UTexasFight 9376]

Goddamn the secondary market is still out of control. I feel like 2017 was cheaper for WS tickets, but maybe I’m imagining things. Would love to get something other than 400 for under $1k but doesn’t look likely. Fucking fees. 

I think it’s comparable.
I bit the bullet on SRO after game 4.
It dipped a bit yesterday below what I paid but barely below $500 with fees

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

28 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

Statement definitely adding some fuel. 

 

Yeah, that statement is not looking good:

 

[TexArcher 37508]

How is it that the Astros are a bunch of cheating sign-stealers who condone domestic violence but the media never says a damned thing about Aroldis Chapman being a Yankee?  It's almost as if the media has a favorite team who keeps losing to the Astros.  

[UTexasFight 9376]

In other news...

Off days are the fucking worst

[WBT 20415]

Taubman seems like a dumbass.  The Osuna move was still shitty regardless of how he pitches.

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 hour ago, Telegraph_it said:

If he loudly confronted some female reporters during the celebration then there would most likely be audio (possibly video as well) to corroborate. Everyone with a phone is recording I would think. 

yeah, i'd like to see some video or audio before i decide if this guy should be fired or just suspended indefinitely and dragged into the street and beaten.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Osuna just minding his own business today and now he's like "WTF did you do dude?!" This is so fucked.

[runthebone 7932]

I wish Osuna weren't on the team primarily because he seems like a likely scumbag and secondarily because he scares the shit out of me in the 9th.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

yeah, i'd like to see some video or audio before i decide if this guy should be fired or just suspended indefinitely and dragged into the street and beaten.

I tweeted this to a couple reporters but no responses. A celebration, room full of reporters, including the three "victims" for lack of a better word at the moment, and nobody caught audio or video? Color me just a bit skeptical in today's social climate. Hate it but tis the times we are in. I think he must have said something but what, how it was meant and who it was directed to can have different interpretations. That said, if he is that big of a nerdy douchebag and said that shit, he shouldn't bother showing up tomorrow. Just unbelievably stupid.

[TexArcher 37508]

Thanks a lot, Taubman.  Really looking forward to hearing about this shit on the pre-game tomorrow night.  And I'm sure our closer needs a massive distraction on top of having blown his last save.  Just get a couple of beers in you and run your mouth, you lightweight dipshit.  

[tx 3 putt 76314]

 Brandon Taubman seems like a huge choade. Clueless 

[Beau Vine 53984]

6 hours ago, Scraps said:

6 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

It just warms my heart sending the fucking yankees home again.  I would not be shocked if we got a thank you card from every other MLB city thanking the Astros for having us not suffer through the yankee cock gobbling media during the games if the yankees were there.

I HOPE YOU FIND LOVE IN YOUR LIFE/ upperwestside

You can be like him when you grow up.