2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13566]

Yeah he caught a marisnick batting practice homer yesterday i think

[WBT 20630]

Just think about how fun the hot streak will be that gets him back to his normal numbers

[Scraps 13566]

#astronutz hashtag is him and goob the white dude who dresses in the suit too

[Slacks 6823]

Motherfucker

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Aww crap

[Slacks 6823]

not to debbie downer this whole sitch, but jose altuve:
.248
2 doubles
1 steal
wtf
 

He hadn't had a hit in a long time.

[Lat22 4015]

I had no idea I was watching a no hitter. 

[Slacks 6823]

That's enough. Job well done.

[Slacks 6823]

I had no idea I was watching a no hitter. 

9Ks 1H

[tx 3 putt 77146]

22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

now this is what i'm talking about.

^^^that guy is a solid instagram follow, if you're into that.

Instagram link ? 

[tx 3 putt 77146]

Damn Great Cole outing 

[henrygandorf 29194]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Instagram link ? 

https://www.instagram.com/agswin/?hl=en

[WBT 20630]

Great game for Cole and finally some run support.  He's up to 65 Ks already and it's still April.

[WBT 20630]

Lulz, Great White held to a single off the wall.

[cabowabo 4492]

34 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

He's living the dream, as they say

Is he married? Asking for a friend. 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Is he married? Asking for a friend. 

Looks like he was solo tonight. Either the missus didn't want to brave the cold or he's a free man

[DaysOff 7959]

What a difference a good night's sleep makes.

[WBT 20630]

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

https://www.instagram.com/agswin/?hl=en

worlds colliding

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Good day for my run diff fam

[Rimbo 25989]

RUNNING TRAIN ON TWINS IN MINNESOTA AND THE ASTROS

name a more iconic duo

[Scraps 13566]

Let Yuli pitch

[cabowabo 4492]

Great job by Cole. In true Cabowabo fashion, I was ready to cut the bastard after the first two hitters. 

Edited May 1, 2019 by cabowabo

[Mez2 4024]

This is a pleasant way to enjoy a baseball game for the local 9

[kevwun 15807]

It might be a good idea to send James down.  Not sure he's going to get better as the mop up guy.

 

Edited May 1, 2019 by kevwun

[UTexasFight 9511]

Twins have 5 hits and 1 run in 16 innings this series.

Sucks they have 1 win

 

Also, baseball.

 

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Jake!!!

[Mez2 4024]

#HTownPride 

 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Put torpedo heaters in the dugout at MM

[henrygandorf 29194]

tyler white:

.382 obp

.304 slg

just the math is mind-bottling.

[UTexasFight 9511]

tyler white:
.382 obp
.304 slg
just the math is mind-bottling.

Our guy the size of Eddie Gaedel is trying to put up Babe Ruth numbers.

Our guy the size of Babe Ruth is trying to put up Eddie Gaedel numbers

Makes no goddam sense.

[tx 3 putt 77146]

cats and dogs living together 

[Rimbo 25989]

mass hysteria

[Jshep34 2319]

Agswin is married. He has insurance buisness off of bellaire. Super nice guy. Has a son finishing up at UT. Broke 2 ribs and cracked 2 in round rock few weeks ago going for a foul ball.
Great game from Cole . Nice to get a W

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[Fudge Nuggets 19208]

51 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Broke 2 ribs and cracked 2 in round rock few weeks ago going for a foul ball.

That is a seriously dedicated fan.  Or he was toe-down fucked up at the time.

[UTPhil2006 3807]

55 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Agswin is married. He has insurance buisness off of bellaire. Super nice guy. Has a son finishing up at UT. Broke 2 ribs and cracked 2 in round rock few weeks ago going for a foul ball.
Great game from Cole . Nice to get a W

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Lets see if we can't get him on the board... maybe get with @immamac to get him do some sort of sponsorship and we send him business.. I'm down with a happy hour

[Scraps 13566]

Espn sucking???? Shocker

[UTPhil2006 3807]

Maybe McCann and Folty miss us?

[Scraps 13566]

Next Tshirt tuesday lol:

 

[Rimbo 25989]

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

Next Tshirt tuesday lol:

 

who do i have to kill to get one of these

[tx 3 putt 77146]

15 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

https://www.instagram.com/agswin/?hl=en

He’s a great follow for Astro fans 

[UTexasFight 9511]

who do i have to kill to get one of these

Agent Smith?

[Scraps 13566]

who do i have to kill to get one of these

Mike Stanton works

[Pablo 494]

great shirt!

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Tyler better start hitting because Yordan hasn't stopped raking:

 

[Fozzz 152]

Wonder how he looks at 1B this season.  If he is halfway decent he could potentially take over at 1B by the end of the season, moving Yuli into a utility role.

[kevwun 15807]

Is a 1.350 OPS good?  I have never understood why there wasn't more hype around Alvarez.  He has hit quickly at every level.  I don't care where he ends up on defense. 

Edited May 1, 2019 by kevwun

[UTexasFight 9511]

Wonder how he looks at 1B this season.  If he is halfway decent he could potentially take over at 1B by the end of the season, moving Yuli into a utility role.

Anythjng is possible but seems unlikely

Game 1 today was only his 5th start at 1B (in 25 games)

Only 2 games at 1B all of last year

 

By contrast, Straw has had 12 games at SS so far this year.

[Fozzz 152]

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Anythjng is possible but seems unlikely
Game 1 today was only his 5th start at 1B (in 25 games)

They had been splitting him between LF/1B up until he was promoted to Fresno last season.  I've read a few people say he's better at LF but his 1B numbers are a little better in Clay Davenport's defensive metrics.  

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Not a single lefty in the lineup today:

[TonyTexas 10518]

Ugh. Don’t love that lineup