2019 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78,807]

Ronnie Dawson might turn into something 

[Scraps 13,813]

Im just here for Springer Dingers

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Springer!

[tx 3 putt 78,807]

Toro was a hr !!!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 78,807]

Toro with a hr !!!!!!!!

 

dropped $5 in the bucket for him 

Edited May 10, 2019 by tx 3 putt

[Scraps 13,813]

Hunter Pence was once my favorite Astro

[TexArcher 39,080]

Got a rally going here.  This would be a good time for Jose to start raking for two straight weeks.

[Planet Houston 4,955]

Let’s go Bregs

[TexArcher 39,080]

God damn, Bregs just missed it.  Sac fly ties it.

[WBT 21,007]

Hit the weights Bregs

[Planet Houston 4,955]

Hnnnnngh

[henrygandorf 29,230]

i'm casually watching while doing other things, but how the f do we only have 2 runs and 1 of them on a sac fly?

semi-rhetorical, i don't need it explained to me.

[Scraps 13,813]

i'm casually watching while doing other things, but how the f do we only have 2 runs and 1 of them on a sac fly?
semi-rhetorical, i don't need it explained to me.

Blame Tyler White

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

I appreciate the knock, but someone with that build has got to rake, not just slap it around. 

[henrygandorf 29,230]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm casually watching while doing other things, but how the f do we only have 2 runs and 1 of them on a sac fly?
semi-rhetorical, i don't need it explained to me.

Blame Tyler White

i always do.

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

And Minor doesn’t suck this year.   Got to give credit to the other side when due.   

[Scraps 13,813]

I think its raining

[Scraps 13,813]

Can i get a woooo

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Josh Reddick big hit!

[WBT 21,007]

wooooooooooo!!

[Scraps 13,813]

So you're telling me that Marisnick cant sustain a .400 BA?

[henrygandorf 29,230]

was i the only one hoping chirinos would bunt there?

fucking double plays with this team, especially vs the rangers.

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

WTF? Minute Maid's roof needs repair

[WBT 21,007]

Lulz, it's raining with the roof closed

[Scraps 13,813]

Were about to get a rain delay lol.

[UTexasFight 9,834]

WTF? Minute Maid's roof needs repair

19 years old
Time for a new stadium

[Guest]

28 minutes ago, Scraps said:

I think its raining

Why is it raining in MMP?

Watching at bar with sound off.

[WBT 21,007]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

19 years old
Time for a new stadium

The voters of Arlington would pass it for sure

[Lat22 4,100]

Pouring inside of Minute Maid. Wow. 

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

19 years old
Time for a new stadium

And spend the next 20 years listening to Houstonions talk about the pros and cons of saving the park using tax payer money? No thanks /s

[huge 3,831]

Rangers have 2 hits.

Is that a lot?

[Scraps 13,813]

2nd game ive been to this year where it has done this

[henrygandorf 29,230]

seriously, i'm on mute.  what is happening?

[Guest]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

And spend the next 20 years listening to Houstonions talk about the pros and cons of saving the park using tax payer money? No thanks /s

Massage industry could pay that mofo off in no time...

[Jshep34 2,433]

Where the panels(sliding roof) meets to permanent structure there is a tarp that hangs. Depending on which way wind blows the tarp will move accordingly that allows water to get in. If you look up in right field the lining runs the first rows of seats to bullpen.

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[clapclapclap 9,000]

Looks like the Astros got burned by a Travelers roofing scam after Harvey.

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Massage industry could pay that mofo off in no time...

HPD keeps shutting them down

 

[UTexasFight 9,834]

F selig on that poll

[Wishbone 4,958]

Help me out. Why is White on the 25 man roster again? I defer to the loyalists here that may know something I don’t.

[Planet Houston 4,955]

We want Yordan clap, clap, clap clap clap 

Tyler suuucks clap, clap, clap clap clap

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

Not sure I like pulling your best defender in a one run game. 

[UTexasFight 9,834]

Help me out. Why is White on the 25 man roster again? I defer to the loyalists here that may know something I don’t.

There is no place for him to go in the Astros system and the Astros don’t want to dump him for nothing.
There was a trade in place a couple of weeks ago, but Astros slow-played and other team backed out.

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

How much pine tar is on the back of LeClerc’s hat?

[UTexasFight 9,834]

Not sure I like pulling your best defender in a one run game. 

Even when it’s about to be a 5 run game?

[clapclapclap 9,000]

lulz

[Scraps 13,813]

Help me out. Why is White on the 25 man roster again? I defer to the loyalists here that may know something I don’t.

Theres someone here who will post you some sabermetric bullshit stat that will show he is a BOSS dude!

[Guadaloopy 11,139]

Hey.  It worked. I’ll shut up now.  

[Wishbone 4,958]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

There is no place for him to go in the Astros system and the Astros don’t want to dump him for nothing.
There was a trade in place a couple of weeks ago, but Astros slow-played and other team backed out.

Ah, so out of options. The answer that makes sense. Thanks.

[UTexasFight 9,834]

And speaking of Alvarez .... only a single so far tonight

Tucker is quietly sneaking up on him in the HR dept. another one tonight. Up to 9.

There can only be a handful of games the last 2-3 weeks that at least one of them hasn’t homered

[Planet Houston 4,955]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Ah, so out of options. The answer that makes sense. Thanks.

Still doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. He can become shark fin soup for all I care.