2019 Texas Rangers Thread

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Rangers fading away in honor of Dirk last night. 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Hey a win 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Loved the squeeze bunt for the winning run.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Looks like an interesting game tonight based on the game cast scoring plays. 

[mdmost 42999]

Couldn't even give LeClerc a night off. 

[Vic Mackey 47009]

Wining is fun.

[SurlyBDR 22769]

 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Not missing Odor.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

My boys are at the game tonight, lower level 3rd base side. 

First in 5 years, and they’re old enough remember the ballpark now. 

[Trey3216 15343]

If we keep playing moderately entertaining, halfway respectable baseball I’ll be fairly happy with this season 

[mdmost 42999]

That was nice. Calhoun bumped it over the wall with his glove. 

[TheFlagship 432]

Minor has been nails lately. We will get a fucking haul at the deadline if he keeps this up

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Raise your hand if you had azdrubal leading the team in hr...or anything. 

[Vic Mackey 47009]

Fuck the Angels.

[DougO 5243]

What a blessing it was ditching this guy.

 

 

[DougO 5243]

Can't throw a strike, but he picked up the spare.

Edited April 17, 2019 by DougO

[DougO 5243]

25 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Raise your hand if you had azdrubal leading the team in hr...or anything. 

I figured he would be one of their most consistent hitters, but he's definitely starting off pretty hot.

[DougO 5243]

Minor looks like he should be in cowboy movie. He's just got that look.

[Zepol87 9185]

Come on Minor

[mdmost 42999]

That's a crazy stat. Only one other shutout of the Angels at the Ballpark.

 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Apparently Minor lives in Veridian, which is where my family is staying. Kids got a kick out of that. 

Edited April 17, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[dcar00 14153]

3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

If we keep playing moderately entertaining, halfway respectable baseball I’ll be fairly happy with this season 

this.  I don't expect this to last but at least one can dream at this point.  totally shocked at the starting pitching thus far.

[Constant 6723]

Flip his ass if the price is right. 

[TheFlagship 432]

How about this: 

Its only 60 PA and 14 games, but Joey is putting up an MVP caliber line of .245/.383/.653, which includes an 0-15 stretch where he didn’t get on base. K% is about the same as last year (34% vs 36%) but walk rate has risen from 13% to 18% and he’s just crushing everything when he makes contact. I think this is the season we’ve all been waiting for 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Well trout has him by 300 ops points right now so maybe not mvp caliber. 

Hes having a good hank blalock year so far. 

[mdmost 42999]

Well, this has certainly been a nice 5th inning. Timely hit by Choo. 

[mdmost 42999]

Come on LeClerc. Don't blow this. 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Furk

[ztejas 43411]

Cmon Leclerc  let your balls hang. Put this $300M meathead on the bench.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

Got'em!

[dcar00 14153]

jesus christ. and fuck this fat fuck angel hitter.

[dcar00 14153]

what a fucking meathead.  Angels are such fucking whiners.

[mdmost 42999]

Sit down, fatass. 

[mdmost 42999]

Whew. Thank goodness he went around. 

[ztejas 43411]

You cannot complain about pitches on the right edge right in the middle of your swinging plane. Fuck that. Take the sweep Angelss. Go spend more money for another first round exit. 

[Vic Mackey 47009]

Hahaha Angels and Trout. Fuck yall's miserable franchise.

[El Diablo 4232]

Well that was a nail biter. Good to sweep those fucks, who's next?

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

Trout:Angels::Barry Sanders:Lions

[TheFlagship 432]

10 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Well that was a nail biter. Good to sweep those fucks, who's next?

Some shitty team from Southeast Texas

[zork 629]

16 hours ago, ztejas said:

Cmon Leclerc  let your balls hang. Put this $300M meathead on the bench.

Spoiler

16 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

Got'em!

 

16 hours ago, dcar00 said:

jesus christ. and fuck this fat fuck angel hitter.

 

16 hours ago, dcar00 said:

what a fucking meathead.  Angels are such fucking whiners.

 

16 hours ago, mdmost said:

Sit down, fatass. 

 

16 hours ago, mdmost said:

Whew. Thank goodness he went around. 

 

16 hours ago, ztejas said:

You cannot complain about pitches on the right edge right in the middle of your swinging plane. Fuck that. Take the sweep Angelss. Go spend more money for another first round exit. 

 

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Hahaha Angels and Trout. Fuck yall's miserable franchise.

 

16 hours ago, El Diablo said:

Well that was a nail biter. Good to sweep those fucks, who's next?

 

very nice.  sweeeeeep!

[Gucci_Suit 2642]

Crazy that at the end of this weekend the Astros will have played 15 road games to our 6. They’re .500 on the road and we’re 8-3 at home. 

I’ll expect to be in 1st place by Saturday evening. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22202]

6 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Crazy that at the end of this weekend the Astros will have played 15 road games to our 6. They’re .500 on the road and we’re 8-3 at home. 

I’ll expect to be in 1st place by Saturday evening. 

Yeah but we'll be sending out Miller and Smyly this weekend and they'll be lucky to make 4 innings.

[Gucci_Suit 2642]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah but we'll be sending out Miller and Smyly this weekend and they'll be lucky to make 4 innings.

I stand by it. 

[DougO 5243]

9 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Trout:Angels::Barry Sanders:Lions

The Angles seem to be among the most underperforming teams per dollar spent over the past several years.

[Elmer_Fudd 22202]

Smyly and Miller are duds that can't go more than 3 innings.  After Minor and Lynn this rotation is trash.

Edited April 20, 2019 by Elmer_Fudd

[Elmer_Fudd 22202]

Can we keep Santana at 2nd and leave Odor on the IL for a while?

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

Game cast shows pence with a 456 ft hr and Forsythe with a 502 ft hr. That can’t be right, can it?

 

[SurlyBDR 22769]

Gallo hits his first career sacrifice fly today

Progress!

[Post Oak 20208]

 

[October sky 61]

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Game cast shows pence with a 456 ft hr and Forsythe with a 502 ft hr. That can’t be right, can it?

 

Pence HR was a legit 450+. The second home run was just a couple rows back in left.