Step on the Gas

[Jimbaround 975]

Seeing the deviled eggs thread got me to thinking.  If I wanted to generate some really good gas what meal would I make/eat.  I think my best bet would be to start with some sliced onions and japs sauteed in butter; a big ribeye; a couple of deviled aggs; and then I would top it off with a couple of slices of Domino's hamburger pizza.

Granted, I could only do this if the wife was out of town, because if she wasn't... she would need to leave town.

 

[Scraps 13577]

McDonalds breakfast or Popcorn shrimp from Shoneys

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

I don’t know, but I just tried some 4 mo old homemade eggnog. It was fucking delicious, but I have never had worse smelling flatulence in my life.

[Jimbaround 975]

I don’t know, but I just tried some 4 mo old homemade eggnog. It was fucking delicious, but I have never had worse smelling flatulence in my life.

Oooh, I've got some in the fridge. Good idea.

[In re UofA 29]

Costco granola bars. No joke.

[KuЯdt 248]

Easy. Go to Alamo Drafthouse. Order the (Porky's) Pepperoni pizza. Drink many ipa's. Johnny rotten will ensue.

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[dcbc 14509]

Soak a steak in chimichuri sauce for 6 hours and flash grill it to perfection.  Eat it.  Delicious meal and room clearing, self-loathing gas for 12 hours.

Texas her bread from some now defunct bakery in Houston.  Close second.

Edited March 30, 2018 by dcbc

[RPM 26354]

Garbanzo beans are all you need.

[WhatTheBuck 28798]

Beans, beans, the magic fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So eat your beans for every meal. 

[Big_kat 334]

Taco Bell. Anything on the menu.