Tila Tequila proves why makeup vendors should be sued

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Tila Tequila, er, Tornado Thien, has started a GoFundMe to record a gospel album

 

Spoiler

 

That's nightmare fuel.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, relapse98 said:

Tila Tequila, er, Tornado Thien, has started a GoFundMe to record a gospel album

 

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That's nightmare fuel.

That's the sister of that banjo playing kid in Deliverance is what it is.

[HenryJames 67128]

Deriverance?

[HenryJames 67128]

And she could call the album Ho Lee Fuk.

[PilotsError 2339]

Sued? Or praised?

[Player 4605]

[HenryJames 67128]

I’ve seen that movie!

[TexasMan 11384]

Alief Hastings' finest. 

[Dennis Taylor 19294]

5 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Alief Hastings' finest. 

On the plus side,  Kyle Smith signed a 6 yr 1.4M contract to be wazzu's hoops coach yesterday

[Texas_Rocks 347]

Some cultures have pretty much mastered the art of using the face as a blank canvas. The transformations are truly creepy.

[El Diablo 4232]

14 minutes ago, Texas_Rocks said:

Some cultures have pretty much mastered the art of using the face as a blank canvas. The transformations are truly creepy.

Oh pu.

[Fondren & Main 6872]

She still a vehement racist?

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13 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

The first pic looks like an evil troll dwarf. The second one just looks like the  nice lady I buy my really really good Hunan chicken from once a week.

[Deej 77676]

Do we know what massage parlor she works at? Asking for Robert Kraft.

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Do we know what massage parlor she works at? Asking for Robert Kraft.

That was too easy.....

[Deej 77676]

That's what Robert Kraft said.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

That's an unusual departure from doing porn. 

[Deej 77676]

Fifty years worth of dicks in 18 months will do that to you. Look at Billy Liucci.

[Chooky 13338]

I'm sorry, Tornado, but I have difficulty trusting you after finding out that Tequila wasn't your real name.

[rage-a-holic 4714]

Do we need another "What azn chicks look like without makeup" thread?

[Underdog 29107]

Junior Seau knew. 

[South Austin 53157]

Still would . . . . while wearing five condoms. 

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18 hours ago, relapse98 said:

Tila Tequila, er, Tornado Thien, has started a GoFundMe to record a gospel album

 

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That's nightmare fuel.

I honestly don't believe that's her.

I mean, obviously make up can do a lot, but Jesus.

[Deej 77676]

Quite the entertaining career synopsis.

https://radaronline.com/photos/where-is-tila-tequila-today/

What a nut job. 

[Kyle 207]

All bullshit aside. The only think more amazing that a good makeup artist is the Cloark Room's double-down on fake news.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

It's not just makeup; it looks like she's stopped doing all the coke and heroin.

[mulletpelini 5220]

On 3/28/2019 at 8:54 PM, BurntEyes said:

Based on my limited info, not really apparently. I watched a doc on porn and one of the women turned to religion post in a big way. IIRC, other former actresses noted that was not uncommon. 

Again, my recollection may be off.. as I may or may not have looked some up the work of some of the women.

aka crazy bitch

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On 3/29/2019 at 8:54 AM, South Austin said:

Still would . . . . while wearing five condoms. 

yep

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On 3/29/2019 at 10:08 AM, Deej said:

Quite the entertaining career synopsis.

https://radaronline.com/photos/where-is-tila-tequila-today/

What a nut job. 

They undersold the best part, when her singing performance at the Gathering of the Juggalos turned the crowd into an angry mob bent on killing her.

https://music.avclub.com/when-juggalos-attack-a-firsthand-account-of-the-tila-t-1798221371

Edited April 1, 2019 by J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.

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On 3/29/2019 at 10:08 AM, Deej said:

Quite the entertaining career synopsis.

https://radaronline.com/photos/where-is-tila-tequila-today/

What a nut job. 

It’s all the same market.  

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It’s almost as if she will do anything for attention. 

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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s almost as if she will do anything for attention. 

fify

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