2019 No-No Watch

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We have entered the territory to start this thread. 

[WBT 20662]

55 pitches through 6?  Damn.

[henrygandorf 29194]

whomever you're referring to must be pitching against my fantasy lineup.  lotta zeroes.

[nolongerU2horn 767]

Jordan Zimmerman perfect through 6

Edited March 28, 2019 by nolongerU2horn

[nolongerU2horn 767]

Jordan Zimmerman not perfect through 7

[WBT 20662]

Teoscar broke it up on an infield single

[UTexasFight 9527]

Total of 1 hit through 5 in NY....and the team with the 1 hit is trailing 1-0.

[UTexasFight 9527]

Total of 1 hit through 5 in NY....and the team with the 1 hit is trailing 1-0.

Aaaand broken up by a solo shot from the 9 hole hitter... who is hitting behind the pitcher.

[spystud13 2371]

Bauer through 6, but 97 pitches thanks to 5 walks. 

[spystud13 2371]

117 through 7, he may fight Francona. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

He is still hitting 96mph....

[spystud13 2371]

Really wish they hadn’t gone to commercial & just stayed on Tito. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Surely Bauer has a thesis written up on why the 100 pitch count marker is arbitrary pseudo-science.

[spystud13 2371]

Jon Edwards in after a LONG bot 7. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

They are going with Edwards. Bauer done.

 

Edit: beaten by Spy. And yeah that was a long damn half inning, thanks to Toronto.

 

[Scraps 13570]

Max Fried through 5 in ATL against the Cubs

[spystud13 2371]

Brad Hand in with 2 outs in 8th, loaded. 

[spystud13 2371]

This could be the ugliest combined no-no ever, finally through 8 with 8 walks & 2 HBP. 

[spystud13 2371]

Top 9 now. 

[spystud13 2371]

Single by Galvis. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Looks like a lot of rain in that Chicago game.

[Scraps 13570]

Long ass bottom of the 5th too

[Scraps 13570]

Ends up being like 33 min break for Fried

[Scraps 13570]

Well longer now because they are working on the field

[spystud13 2371]

Josh Donaldson is still an ugly mother fucker. 

[spystud13 2371]

Over. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Well that's that.

[TonyTexas 10525]

Surely Bauer has a thesis written up on why the 100 pitch count marker is arbitrary pseudo-science.

He must have found a quick way to increase his spin rate. Legally of course. Not like those cheating Astros pitchers.

[TexArcher 38048]

German Marquez is perfect through 7.

Correction: he hit one batter, so it's a no-hitter in progress.

Edited April 14, 2019 by TexArcher

[TexArcher 38048]

Annnnnd it's gone.

[UTexasFight 9527]

Fiers 

...but 83 pitches to get thru 5.

[UTexasFight 9527]

Hard to imagine better back to back defensive plays with what is going on in Oakland than what Profar and Laureano just pulled off

Holy shit

[UTexasFight 9527]

We go to the 9th...

[Pato del Muerto 52585]

Was the Oakland error legit?

[spystud13 2371]

This is fucking crazy. 

[UTexasFight 9527]

He’s going to do this with the same number of pitches as the first one isn’t he?

[spystud13 2371]

Uno mas. 

[UTexasFight 9527]

Was the Oakland error legit?

What does it matter? He’s had two walks as well

[spystud13 2371]

Ho lee fuk. 

Baseball, man. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

i was at dinner during fiers' no-hitter, but it wasn't on tv there.  because of weirdo fox/dodgers relations, i had to go across the street to find a random bar that had it to watch the last couple innings.  in la.

[henrygandorf 29194]

Just now, henrygandorf said:

i was at dinner during fiers' first no-hitter, but it wasn't on tv there.  because of weirdo fox/dodgers relations, i had to go across the street to find a random bar that had it to watch the last couple innings.  in la.

updated for accuracy.

[UTexasFight 9527]

Active with 2 no-hitters:

Verlander

Bailey

Scherzer

Arrieta

and now:

Mike fucking Fiers

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52585]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What does it matter? He’s had two walks as well

Just wondering if he got a friendly hometown scorekeeper ruling is all

[henrygandorf 29194]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Active with 2 no-hitters:

Verlander

Bailey

Scherzer

Arrieta

and now:

Mike fucking Fiers

 

 

list all the hof'ers with zero or one and that's a more impressive list i'm sure.

[UTexasFight 9527]

30,000 people will one day say they were at this game when it’s generous to say 3,000 were there for the final pitch.

Official attendance 11,794.

[henrygandorf 29194]

mlbn with the most ridiculous graphics award.

they showed the "most no-hitters since 1980" and it had nolan with 3 and a bunch of guys (including fiers) with 2.

what the graphic didn't show is "most no-hitters using the same list before 1980".  that graphic would've had nolan with 4 and everyone else with zero.  nolan was 33 in 1980.  give me a fucking break.  2 no-hitters is plenty awesome in a career without having that graphic on your tv screen.

[UTexasFight 9527]

Looks like somebody is ready for the annual O.Henry Pun Off this weekend...

 

[henrygandorf 29194]

well, only the idiot interns are up this late.  i hope.

[UTexasFight 9527]

(And yes, that mlb “headline” is fake )

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19219]

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

mlbn with the most ridiculous graphics award.

they showed the "most no-hitters since 1980" and it had nolan with 3 and a bunch of guys (including fiers) with 2.

what the graphic didn't show is "most no-hitters using the same list before 1980".  that graphic would've had nolan with 4 and everyone else with zero.  nolan was 33 in 1980.  give me a fucking break.  2 no-hitters is plenty awesome in a career without having that graphic on your tv screen.

No one other than Nolan Ryan had a no-hitter before 1980?