Nic Cage was too drunk to marry.

[Beau Vine 54,181]

LAS VEGAS — Nicolas Cage has filed for an annulment four days after getting married in Las Vegas.

A court record shows Cage asked for the annulment Wednesday citing reasons that included being too drunk to understand his actions when he married girlfriend Erika Koike.

Cage, whose real name is Nicolas Kim Coppola, says he and Koike drank “to the point of intoxication” before the wedding Saturday.

The 55-year-old Cage argues he wasn’t aware of Koike’s “relationship with another person.”

This is the fourth marriage of the Oscar-winning actor. He was previously married to former waitress Alike Kim, singer-songwriter Lisa Marie Presley and actress Patricia Arquette.

 

[Radical Larry 28,539]

[OrangEngr 1,035]

So, he's gone in 60 seconds?

[zork 629]

31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

x,1

wood.

[Spankytoes 1,739]

Ring...off!

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,817]

Quote

Well, Baby-O, it's not exactly mai-thais and yatzee out here but... let's do it!

 

[Thetexashammer 1,062]

52 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

This is how you internet.

[WhatTheBuck 28,764]

51 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

So, he's gone in 60 seconds?

He doesn't appear to be leaving Las Vegas. 

[OrangEngr 1,035]

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He doesn't appear to be leaving Las Vegas. 

His former wife seems Bangkok dangerous 

[Mojo Hand 4,580]

Wicker man?  Hardly knew her, man. 

[RexWilson 1,341]

Stopping making fun of Nic Cage, he is a national treasure!

[Ollie Slatt 289]

I guess married life was too much of an adaptation for Nic.  

[FartingMonk 3,606]

So he took back The Rock

[Prepuce of Doom 21,047]

You mean my Wang, Peggy Sue? 

[Not a cat 5,643]

Perhaps he found her insides were a rocky place where his seed could find no purchase?

[Ollie Slatt 289]

I guess the Honeymoon in Vegas didn't go as planned. 

[SHOOTER12 8,799]

Cage is an idiot, and who's the broad, Pia Zadoras' granddaughter?

[Bevo 13,539]

Sounds like he wants to renege on his deal with the devil.

[RoundRobin 828]

I guess they'll Face Off in court. 

[Trey3216 15,335]

Wasn’t quite ready to be a Family Man.  

[Jimbaround 975]

Must have been a kick ass bachelor party.

[Player 4,575]

So he took back The Rock

No man. Her insides were a rocky place where his seed could find no purchase.

[MAUFRAIS 6,607]

The salad (4) days

[Parliament 14,200]

Something, something Con Air.

[UTPhil2006 3,799]

I DECLARE INDEPENDENCE! /michaelscott

[Nivek 16,913]

So, he's gone in 60 seconds?

You see those lips?

[South Austin 52,375]

10 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

So, he's gone in 60 seconds?

 

10 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He doesn't appear to be leaving Las Vegas. 

 

9 hours ago, RexWilson said:

Stopping making fun of Nic Cage, he is a national treasure!

 

2 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

I guess they'll Face Off in court. 

 

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Wasn’t quite ready to be a Family Man.  

You all complete me.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

I don’t really understand how they can make a sequel to Leaving Las Vegas, but I do appreciate a true method actor getting into character.  

[South Austin 52,375]

Peggy Sue Got Annulled.  (Sorry, all the good ones were taken.)

[idigTexas 2,284]

That's not the right Valley Girl

[Asithappens 974]

I bet the background music was by the Dead Kennedys.

[Fondren & Main 6,688]

He wasn’t ready to eat her peach for hours.

[Pato del Muerto 52,462]

I’ll take this here annulment form and whatever cash you got. 

Edited April 1, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Trey3216 15,335]

54 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

I bet the background music was by the Dead Kennedys.

[Bevo 13,539]

Vegas is no place to raise Arizona.

 

 

[yoshi 137]

He was the kling klang king of the rim ram room that night.

[DallasHorn26 586]

Hey, It could Happen to You, me anyone.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,851]

I guess knowing what he does now it’s just time to move on to the next

[Armybrat 40,799]

It took him four days to sober up from that binge?

[MAUFRAIS 6,607]

There are a coppola movies not mentioned yet, but all the posters here are replying with fast times.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,814]

He married Sum Ting Wong? 

[RDCanecutter 26,374]

I predict her womb will be a rocky place where his seed will find no purchase.

[Player 4,575]

21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I predict her womb will be a rocky place where his seed will find no purchase.

Keep your goddamn hands off my joke! 

[SA-KC_Horn 1,295]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

 

 

 

 

 

You all complete me.

Just like how Surly completes your mom.

[MAUFRAIS 6,607]

Keep your goddamn hands off my joke! 

Say that reminds me. You ever hear the one about the fella of the polish persuasion who kept stealing jokes?

[WhatTheBuck 28,764]

6 hours ago, South Austin said:

You all complete me.

Would it be fair to say we rock?

[FartingMonk 3,606]

He claims she broke The Trust

[Trey3216 15,335]

I mean, it's a Dog Eat Dog world.  Knowing It Could Happen to You  is better than being Left Behind

Edited April 1, 2019 by Trey3216

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4,968]

I'm pretty sure you can just put almost any random string of words together and get the title of a movie Nic Cage was in.

[Dolemite 143]