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40 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I'm pretty sure you can just put almost any random string of words together and get the title of a movie Nic Cage was in.

Coincidence? His next flick is tentatively titled "Any Random String".

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1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I'm pretty sure you can just put almost any random string of words together and get the title of a movie Nic Cage was in.

I guess he was enjoying Fast Times in Las Vegas.

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3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

 


Say that reminds me. You ever hear the one about the fella of the polish persuasion who kept stealing jokes?

 

How come it takes 3 Polacks to steal a joke?  Because they're so darn stupid.

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8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I predict her womb will be a rocky place where his seed will find no purchase.

Like Frozen Ground?

Haven't noticed; Moonstuck, Guarding Tess, or Birdy yet but I've got Time to Kill. Guess I'm just Racing the Moon.

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I took a gander at his IMDB page, and holy shit, that guy has been in some bottom-tier garbage. 

There's ample ammunition to make dozens more puns, but the movies are so shitfully unknown that nobody would get them. 

There's three in this post alone, and I bet most people can't find more than two of them. 

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