Nic Cage was too drunk to marry.

[RDCanecutter 26373]

3 hours ago, Player said:

Keep your goddamn hands off my joke! 

I never postured myself as no three-piece suit read-everything-thoroughly type.

[Paper_jam 831]

He's just so wild at heart, no woman is going to lock him down.

 

 

[El Diablo 4232]

40 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I'm pretty sure you can just put almost any random string of words together and get the title of a movie Nic Cage was in.

Coincidence? His next flick is tentatively titled "Any Random String".

[Sbbruin 21811]

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I'm pretty sure you can just put almost any random string of words together and get the title of a movie Nic Cage was in.

I guess he was enjoying Fast Times in Las Vegas.

[Not a cat 5643]

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

 

Say that reminds me. You ever hear the one about the fella of the polish persuasion who kept stealing jokes?

 

How come it takes 3 Polacks to steal a joke?  Because they're so darn stupid.

[RDCanecutter 26373]

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

How come it takes 3 Polacks to steal a joke?  Because they're so darn stupid.

I don't get it.

[MAUFRAIS 6607]

I guess that’s why they call it an en route to your domiciler.

[demos 2998]

Wonder if this excuse can still work after 10yrs.

[RPM 26305]

He thought he was going to hit the jackpot, but he came up with Snake Eyes.

[HenryJames 65969]

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I predict her womb will be a rocky place where his seed will find no purchase.

Like Frozen Ground?

Haven't noticed; Moonstuck, Guarding Tess, or Birdy yet but I've got Time to Kill. Guess I'm just Racing the Moon.

[Kennythetiger 9372]

Didn't Britney Spears argue the same thing a few years ago?  

[Nolacycling 893]

Heard they have a sex tape in 8mm.

[wood 11225]

Wow. Nice jacket, douchebag.

[Dutchrudder 11129]

I bet the honeymoon will be in the Port of call New Orleans

[Prepuce of Doom 21046]

I took a gander at his IMDB page, and holy shit, that guy has been in some bottom-tier garbage. 

There's ample ammunition to make dozens more puns, but the movies are so shitfully unknown that nobody would get them. 

There's three in this post alone, and I bet most people can't find more than two of them.