Fyre....no wait Ultra Fest

[ButtFumble 5183]

https://nypost.com/2019/03/31/music-festival-compared-to-fyre-after-shuttle-bus-fiasco/

“Last night, many of you experienced challenging transportation conditions leaving the festival. This is unacceptable and inconsistent with the high standards you have come to expect from us. For this, we are sorry,”

maybe it is just me, but this seems like the exact level of shit service I would expect from something called Ultra Music Fest.....if we were smart we would have blown up the bridge to that island and left them all there to starve

now that Johnny is unemployed again does anyone have his number or the number to Uncle Nate or perhaps Johnny's dealer.....I am thinking this scam festival shit is something he could really excel at....rent a pasture in Old Dime Box, dig some trenches for latrines (old army!), get some sheep and some sheep influencers, cheap ass painted overalls, Georgia Florida County Line and Darius Rucker, Nickleback, Daughtry, Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5, some surplus tents and cots, $900 for tickets and gig'emfest is lit!

[hookemATL 11846]

What you are describing is called Chilifest, and it happens every year just outside of BCS (in a little shitburg called Snook).

if given the choice between attending Chilifest or fucking a bucket of flaming AIDS spiders, I’m taking the spiders. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Eh easier to walk and get an uber vs stuck on an island

[Prepuce of Doom 21102]

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

maybe it is just me, but this seems like the exact level of shit service I would expect from something called Ultra Music Fest.....if we were smart we would have blown up the bridge to that island and left them all there to starve

now that Johnny is unemployed again does anyone have his number or the number to Uncle Nate or perhaps Johnny's dealer.....I am thinking this scam festival shit is something he could really excel at....

You mean this Ultra? 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultra_Music_Festival

Maybe it is just you. It's been running for 20+ years, coolguy. 

[ButtFumble 5183]

24 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You mean this Ultra? 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultra_Music_Festival

Maybe it is just you. It's been running for 20+ years, coolguy. 

and still can't even run shuttle buses properly.....sounds awesome

[Prepuce of Doom 21102]

Do you know how I can tell you've never been to Miami? 

[ChingoHorns 115]

Been to Ultra (09-10) twice as well as MMW. Never had any issues with transportation. Shit, we had a fucking blast every time. 

[NaTeWHO 852]

Comparing Fyre and Ultra is hilarious.

Edit: Here, I'll help.

Fyre never happened and has been sued.

Ultra has been going on since 1999 and has these accolades. Totally the same thing.

			Awards and nominationsEdit DJ AwardsEdit Year Category Work Result Ref. 2007 Best International Dance Music Festival Ultra Music Festival (Miami) Nominated [132] 2008 Special Award - Best International Dance Music Festival Won [133] 2018 Special Award - Ibiza Night RESISTANCE (Ibiza) Won [134] DJ MagazineEdit Year Category Work Result Ref. 2016 World's Best Festival Ultra Music Festival - Miami, Florida Won [86] 2017 Won [135] Festicket AwardsEdit Year Category Work Result Ref. 2016 Best EDM/Dance Festival Ultra Music Festival 2nd [136] International Dance Music AwardsEdit Pre-2016Edit Year Category Work Result Ref. 2005[A] Best Dance Event Ultra Music Festival - Miami, Florida Nominated [137] 2006 Nominated [138] 2007 Nominated [139] 2008	Best Music Event

 

2018-Present^[C]Edit

Year	Category	Work	Result	Ref.
2018	Best Festival	Ultra	Won	[149]
2019			Pending	[150]

 

 

Edited April 3, 2019 by NaTeWHO

[mulletpelini 5216]

I bet a lot of Kiss and Def Leppard concerts I went to must have won awards

[The People’s Elbow 707]

14 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

and still can't even run shuttle buses properly.....sounds awesome

Your comparison based on a single data point is pretty fail. Just own it and move on. 

[Zepol87 9191]

Yea Ultra is a fucking amazing time. 3 years ago was the last time I went but damn I'm glad I went