Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread

[DDD Dad 14,572]

Time to go head hunting.

[Trey3216 15,450]

Motherfucker 

[spystud13 2,371]

Might as well give Ben the rest of this one off now. 

[Sweetnsourpoke 171]

The ref, the ref, the ref.....blah, blah, blah.

Stars have been playing like they took Nyquil after that 1st period. Blues stepping up.

Edited May 5, 2019 by Sweetnsourpoke

[spystud13 2,371]

They listened. 

[Guest]

Just now, Constant said:

I feel like that should have been blown dead. Am I crazy?

why?

It was a live rebound off the goalie.

Bishop should have gotten the fuck up.

 

The fact that he is up now says he wasn't seriously hurt.

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

Stars have played like dogshit today

[C-Man 27,688]

I’ll be stunned if we win Game 7 there

[Pato del Muerto 53,338]

Maybe start hitting now

[Vic Mackey 47,849]

Dallas came out flat as fuck to start the game and besides a few stretches, played lazy, slow and with zero emotion. What a fucking letdown of a game. St Louis for game 7 it is. They won on our home ice in 2016. Let's do the same.

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

Just now, C-Man said:

I’ll be stunned if we win Game 7 there

Won 2 out of 3 there so far this series. 

[Jive Turkey 12,930]

Hope we're not Game Sixed by St. Louis again.

[Continental Op 3,934]

Whatever let's do it at their house.  

[C-Man 27,688]

One team playing like their season is on the line. Hint, it ain’t the guys in green.

[C-Man 27,688]

Won 2 out of 3 there so far this series. 

Bishop was the reason we won Game 5. He could be hurt for all we know.

[Gucci_Suit 2,810]

If Bish is going to stay in the game, he should not have been acting like he got shot by a sniper. Fuck this game. 

Edited May 5, 2019 by Gucci_Suit
Not

[vtaenz 603]

Stars playing passive as fuck all. Blues playing exactly how they fucking want (because the refs are letting them). Start dropping some fucking bodies and get strapped in for game 7.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,763]

Gives the blues fans one more opportunity to boo there own team

[Ghost of Shag 2,723]

Benn has sucked this game. Pathetic turnover that led right to the last goal.

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

Starting the Janmark-Dowling-Spezza line today sent a horrible message. Not surprisingly after a Janmark turnover we were down within the first 70 seconds of the game. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

 

Bishop was the reason we won Game 5. He could be hurt for all we know.

 

Our backup is pretty good. 

[Guest]

Pussy fucking hockey.

 

Severely disappointing.

 

[Zavala 1,384]

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I’ll be stunned if we win Game 7 there

I won't

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Our backup is pretty good. 

I don't understand how he hasn't gotten a start yet. I'd start him game 7. Dude is clutch.

[Ghost of Shag 2,723]

When was the last time we shot the puck? Pathetic.

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

Benn has been as useful as tits on a boar today. Terrible performance by the captain. 

[Sweetnsourpoke 171]

For the record, at this point in the series.....the refs have called 28 penalties on Dallas and 22 on St Louis. Aside from Game 2 (which Dallas won), they've kept it fairly even.

No stat on missed calls.

Edited May 5, 2019 by Sweetnsourpoke

[Jive Turkey 12,930]

Khudobin is nails.  Even if he has to start game 7, I'm not worried about goaltending.  I'll be more worried about other areas.

[Pato del Muerto 53,338]

Dallas is 4-2 on the road in these playoffs. 

Stl is like 2-4 at home. 

Bishop or khudoben can beat them. 

They had better play much better if they want to win.

Thats about all I got. 

[Quagmire 2,148]

why?
It was a live rebound off the goalie.
Bishop should have gotten the fuck up.
 
The fact that he is up now says he wasn't seriously hurt.

Lol ok. You ever been drilled by a puck or even a baseball ? It’s hurts like fuck but the pain goes away after a bit .

[vtaenz 603]

Chick behind the Stars bench:

 

https://www.instagram.com/nataliesng/

 

Her comment on BBQ and being at a Michelin Star restaurant cracks me up. 

[C-Man 27,688]

Did this chick just say the PP will give the Blues the ability to ice the puck?

[Pato del Muerto 53,338]

This is stupid. Take the loss and regroup. 

[spystud13 2,371]

1 minute ago, vtaenz said:

Chick behind the Stars bench:

 

https://www.instagram.com/nataliesng/

 

Her comment on BBQ and being at a Michelin Star restaurant cracks me up. 

Who ID’d her? She was just recently posted in the Sloots thread too. 

[spystud13 2,371]

Never mind, just watched her story. 

[Hate 20,232]

Damn...she’s hot. She probably didn’t even need those stupid fake tits.

[Guest]

22 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

 

 

Lol ok. You ever been drilled by a puck or even a baseball ? It’s hurts like fuck but the pain goes away after a bit .

 

 

Caught in baseball through high school.  Yep.  Took many a shot.

 

You know what i've never done-  lay down in front of the goal during the playoffs when my primary responsibility is to protect said goal.

 

No way should there have been a stoppage in play.  Too many soccer fans in here...

Edited May 5, 2019 by slorch

[BrickHorn 18,426]

It’s been a hell of a series so far.  

[Firemans4Horn 18,500]

13 minutes ago, Hate said:

Damn...she’s hot. She probably didn’t even need those stupid fake tits.

In the immortal words of Dave Barnette: those things are a “botched robbery”. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,338]

Pretty disappointing afternoon from pretty much everyone wearing green. 

Did dallas have a single hit?

[Gucci_Suit 2,810]

Fuck this. Win game 7. 

[cactusflinthead 27,626]

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 53,338]

The way he reacted, I thought maybe he took it in the throat and was in real distress. 

The official had a good look and I assume saw it hit his shoulder. 

[Quagmire 2,148]

Caught in baseball through high school.  Yep.  Took many a shot.

 

You know what i've never done-  lay down in front of the goal during the playoffs when my primary responsibility is to protect said goal.

 

No way should there have been a stoppage in play.  Too many soccer fans in here...

 

Good point Bishop is a giant pussy, if only he was half the man you are

[Guest]

27 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

 

Good point Bishop is a giant pussy, if only he was half the man you are

he gets paid to get his ass up.

The point of discussion isn't my personal toughness.

 

Be more  like Stanley Cup Playoffs Darryl Sydor,  that's all I'm saying.

[Sweetnsourpoke 171]

Taking a slapshot directly on the bone that sticks out on the outside of your ankle and outside of your knee hurts like a sonbitch. If he took that slapshot directly on the actual collarbone, the pain must have been an incredible bitch. Not a serious injury but a good sting for 5 minutes or so.

[Quagmire 2,148]

Also taking one to your skate laces sucks ass, no padding

[Skipper 6,406]

I thought we would win this in 7 before the series started.  Now just need to make my prediction come true.  

[Gucci_Suit 2,810]

23 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Dallas is 4-2 on the road in these playoffs. 

Stl is like 2-4 at home. 

Bishop or khudoben can beat them. 

They had better play much better if they want to win.

Thats about all I got. 

This is pretty much it. I’d prefer to play game 7 in STL than Dallas at this point. Not sure if its the copious amounts of boobs in the stands or the badass Pantera, but we’ve played a better, less distracted, manner away from AAC than we have on home ice. Actually a pretty good trait for a wild card team. 

Anyway, balls out hockey tomorrow. I have a work dinner tomorrow night, so I’ll probably quit my job. 

[Vic Mackey 47,849]

Off the top of my head, this series is an exact mirror of the 2016 series these teams had. Home team of the series wins game 1. Loses game 2. Home team of the series loses game 3. And wins game 4. Home team of the series loses game 5 but then goes on the road to win game 6.

[Fudbelty 2,801]

Dallas was home.
Dallas H, Blues, Blues H, Dallas, Blues, Dallas, Blues.

Only two home victories.