Fleshlight recommendations

[MissingInAction 25211]

I've been shopping online, but haven't come across any that really stands out. 

Also curious about maintenance because that thing is gonna get filthy. Do you just throw it in the dish washer, hand wash, power spray?

Do I have to buy special lube or can I use a half stick of butter in a pinch?

Edited April 10, 2019 by MissingInAction

[SimonBolivar 10961]

I like the black one...wait read this as dildo recommendations. Sorry can't help you.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

 

[MissingInAction 25211]

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

I like the black one...wait read this as dildo recommendations. Sorry can't help you.

Got dildos covered.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Got dildos covered.

Glad to hear you are using protection. Can't be too sure where those dildos have been. 

[Upgrayedd 5821]

Get the 4-stroke.  Worth the extra $

[52-80 19271]

3 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Get the 4-stroke.  Worth the extra $

4 entire strokes?  barely get a chance to enjoy it

[ROFL BOX 6649]

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

4 entire strokes?  barely get a chance to enjoy it

That's what she said.

[Wally Fairway 5590]

On ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2019 at 11:54 AM, Wally Fairway said:

 

When that 55 gallon drum just isn't enough

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FMLNVFF?aaxitk=Nsm5KoBJjU04hwq64SA5yQ&pd_rd_i=B07FMLNVFF&pf_rd_p=e037c154-e093-48a4-b127-477e5e294e3f&hsa_cr_id=1279318190501&sb-ci-n=productDescription&sb-ci-v=%23LubeLife Water Based Personal Lubricant%2C 275 Gallon Sex Lube for Men%2C Women and Couples (Free of Parabens%2C Glycerin%2C Silicone and Oil)&sb-ci-a=B07FMLNVFF

 

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Do I have to buy special lube or can I use a half stick of butter in a pinch?

Simplify things just attach your fleshlight to the tote spigot

[Bat Guano 359]

Your mom is my go-to.

[BBQ2Bayou 807]

I have the Tera Patrick. It's very life-like. My dick sloshes all sorts of around in there. 

[Sbbruin 21899]

I got a used one on Craigslist.  

[Jkwellborn 6749]

Just wash the fuck out of it when you’re finished.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21966]

Just get a real chick and cut off the parts you don’t need

[Shoxthemonkey 1983]

^^^ Very Toadies-esque

[Jkwellborn 6749]

Saw on Facebook that the Japanese have invented a sperm collection machine for guys too embarrassed to masturbate at the hospital. Thing was creepy as shit too. They had a whole bank of them side by side. Can’t beat off in private, but they can watch a machine milk another man 3’ away.

[Hate 20149]

Who are you to judge?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

The Hope Solo model





The FUPM model






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The aggy special







And as always...

[Quagmire 2147]

Just use your hand like the rest of us

[idigTexas 2292]

1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

Just use your hand like the rest of us

You use MIA's hand?  Interdasting.

[Horn_Spanker 524]

They're made over off of Burleson Rd.  Maybe they have an outlet store?  Factory seconds? 

[NWBuck 8588]

6 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

They're made over off of Burleson Rd.  Maybe they have an outlet store?  Factory seconds? 

Definition of sloppy seconds 

[MAUFRAIS 6642]

They should use that Parliament song as their theme.

[Deej 76972]

Buy an autoclave.

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

They're made over off of Burleson Rd.  Maybe they have an outlet store?  Factory seconds? 

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