I will not go down in history as the greatest mass murderer since Adolf Hitler

[Eskimohorn 5658]

Perhaps it might be better, Mr. President, if you were more concerned with the American people, than with your image in the history books.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

OPE

POE

EOP

OEP

[HornOnTheBayou 8985]

Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Well, no, I can't say I have.

[RPM 26433]

Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Yer gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company

[TheStoicPaisano 9940]

I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

[RPM 26433]

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

We cannot allow a doomsday gap, or something like that.

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

Mein fuhrer...I can walk!!!

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Your average Ruskie doesn't take a dump without a plan.

[phdhorn 6224]

I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

[Go Pokes 979]

Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here! This is the war room !

[Augustus 3061]

Of course, the whole point of a doomsday machine is lost if you KEEP IT A SECRET WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THE WORLD, EH?

[Augustus 3061]

Well now what happened is, one of our base commanders, he had a sort of, well he went a little funny in the head.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9453]

"They won't accept the call. Have you got 55 cents?"

"What, you don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?"

[strangulation! 1716]

As you know, the premier loves surprises.

[miguelito 11349]

Hello? Hello, Dimitri? Listen, I can't hear too well, do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? Oh, that's much better. Yes. Fine, I can hear you now, Dimitri. Clear and plain and coming through fine. I'm coming through fine too, eh? Good, then. Well then as you say we're both coming through fine. Good. Well it's good that you're fine and I'm fine. I agree with you. It's great to be fine.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

He'll see the big board !!!!!

[Upgrayedd 5830]

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:

- One forty-five caliber automatic
- Two boxes of ammunition
- Four days' concentrated emergency rations
- One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, 
  vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
- One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
- One hundred dollars in rubles
- One hundred dollars in gold
- Nine packs of chewing gum
- One issue of prophylactics
- Three lipsticks
- Three pair of nylon stockings. 

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

[RomaVicta 30149]

I think the auto-destruct mechanism got hit and blew itself up.

[tantric superman 4668]

I'm going to get them doors open if it harelips everybody on Bear Creek.

(I actually don't really understand this but I need to remind myself to use it.)

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Peace is our profession

[Grandioso 2592]

Animals could be bred and SLAUGHTERED.

[Upgrayedd 5830]

That's right sir. You are the only person authorized to do so. And although I hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like General Ripper exceeded his authority.

[UTCzech III 2917]

I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!

Edited April 14, 2019 by UTCzech III