Just another hero who wanted to make it home that night to fuck his police dog.

[Prepuce of Doom 21260]

 

 

[millhouse 2719]

How did he get 20 counts fucking but 24 counts filming him fucking?

[Parliament 14565]

20 times? Woof

[Wyatt Mann 17]

Was it a female or male police dog? That should make all the difference, right? And why is sex with a dog illegal in Louisiana? Was the sex non-consenting? When I hug my cats and tell them I love them, I can tell they are happy. And if I shoot them with a squirt gun, I can tell they dont like that.

[Deej 77676]

They finally figured out why the dog was targeting on small dicks instead of drugs.

[futureman 22667]

30 minutes ago, Deej said:

They finally figured out why the dog was targeting on small dicks instead of drugs.

so just because he fucks his dog he has a small dick?  that’s quite a leap. 

[Deej 77676]

No,  because he's a cop.

[Neonmoon 38130]

Is the dog a cop? Shouldn’t it be assaulting an officer?

[Wally Fairway 5664]

1 hour ago, Wyatt Mann said:

Was it a female or male police dog? That should make all the difference, right? And why is sex with a dog illegal in Louisiana? Was the sex non-consenting? When I hug my cats and tell them I love them, I can tell they are happy. And if I shoot them with a squirt gun, I can tell they dont like that.

What an interesting fetish - and we (surly) presume that by shooting them with your squirt gun you mean having sex after the hug.
Surly advice is, don't film it - and if you have filmed it delete it, at once.

[Not a cat 5804]

1 hour ago, millhouse said:

How did he get 20 counts fucking but 24 counts filming him fucking?

This was my first thought as well.  Plus 31 counts of kiddie porn?  Are they measuring in dog years so he has 24 dog kiddie porn plus 7 others?  All very confusing. 

[ajax 2671]

1 hour ago, Wyatt Mann said:

Was it a female or male police dog?

Are you asking about the dog's sex or gender?

[Neonmoon 38130]

5 minutes ago, ajax said:

Are you asking about the dog's sex or gender?

a/s/l?

[HenryJames 67126]

1 hour ago, millhouse said:

How did he get 20 counts fucking but 24 counts filming him fucking?

He fucked him in dog years.

[immortal13 4059]

32 minutes ago, Not a cat said:

This was my first thought as well.  Plus 31 counts of kiddie porn?  Are they measuring in dog years so he has 24 dog kiddie porn plus 7 others?  All very confusing. 

What about the dog's age? 

[MAUFRAIS 6734]

Turner & Cooch

[deadshank 24654]

What if the dog was fucking him?

[Chooky 13337]

A good lawyer would prove that the sex was consensual and that the kiddie porn belonged to the dog.  

[immortal13 4059]

This matter should be handled internally

[Guest Lobo]

I for one cannot wait to see how they plant this evidence on some poor black guy.  Obviously a police dog is gonna pick out the black dude in the lineup.  

Not sure how they cover up the kiddie porn thing though.  They look the other way when a fellow officer beats his wife or his kids.  I'm sure there's a blue line for this kinda thing.

My god, we heard what happens to pedophiles in prison.  And we know what happens to police in prison.  I'm genuinely curious what happens to a pedophile cop.  I would think the guards wouldn't even bother with a separate wing.  I think they'll just let the universe sort it out.  

[shigginz 5]

Can't wait to find out how this pig gets off.

 

 

Besides what we already know, of course.

[Degenerate Gardner 4135]

What a bitch

[Lhorn 5080]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

so just because he fucks his dog he has a small dick?  that’s quite a leap. 

No one else is standing up for big dick dog fuckers. + rep 

[Brisketexan 106642]

Right now, that guy’s training officer is shaking his head and saying “no, no...when I said ‘and whenever in a hazardous situation, always plug the dog,’ I meant SHOOT the dog. Geez.”

[Cajun 11771]

"Ladies and Gentlemen of Bossier City, we of the BCPD pledge to keep you safe and protected sparing no effort or expense.  With that in mind, we'd like to introduce you to our new K-9 team, Officer Terry Yetman and his four legged crime-fighting partner Ned Beatty"

"We're still trying to get Office Yetman to tell us how he came up with the name..."

/murmuring amongst simple citizens

[formermav43 4607]

2 hours ago, immortal13 said:

This matter should be handled internally

I believe it already has been.

[pacman 7494]

6 hours ago, millhouse said:

How did he get 20 counts fucking but 24 counts filming him fucking?

I session of fucking yielded more than one video. He was really working the angles by request from aggy reveille handlers.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

He should've moved to Kentucky. They only outlawed beastiality last month. 

[jimmyjazz 46985]

This is all a big misunderstanding -- he was charged with 31 counts of kitty porn. 

[ROFL BOX 6654]

7 hours ago, Wyatt Mann said:

 if I shoot them with a squirt gun, I can tell they dont like that.

Is this some kind of euphemism here?

 

& It's OK if you don't know what a "euphemism" is.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22245]

[Guest Lobo]

I'm gonna leave it up to surly to explain which set of his video clips come up under a search for "cuckold" 

[Cajun 11771]

14 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Is this some kind of euphemism here?

 

& It's OK if you don't know what a "euphemism" is.

One of my favorite dork things to do is watch Rueben The Bulldog's YouTube channel.  Fucker just makes me laugh.

That said, after reading this shit here I'm starting to wonder about Rueben's boss...

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21260]

1 hour ago, Kyle said:

All the cop needs to do is claim the dog was wearing a MAGA hat and barked racial slurs and Obama will get him off (figuratively).

Your brain is defective. 

[Armybrat 41329]

How does that make him any different from the rest of us assholes?

[Brothahorn 10096]

Why? How? Again why?

[3adays 454]

Did they have to include the pic of of the dog with jizz on it’s face? 

[Guest Lobo]

26 minutes ago, 3adays said:

Did they have to include the pic of of the dog with jizz on it’s face? 

Barkake  

[futureman 22667]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Barkake  

quality.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 4/13/2019 at 3:17 PM, Neonmoon said:

Is the dog a cop? Shouldn’t it be assaulting an officer?

If this was Collie Station, it would be assaulting the highest ranking officer in the police force. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

ewwwww...


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[Trey3216 15450]

44 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Barkake  

Repped.   Highly well-done