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Jack Donaghy: "Kenneth, you're from Georgia, aren't you?"
Kenneth: "Stone Mountain, sir. Although, when the Parcells first came to America they lived in a town called 'Sexcriminalboat.' Do you think that's Cherokee?"

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We'll all either be working for Kenneth, or dead by his hand.  

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Well good luck pushing take off, then auto pilot, then land! 

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Liz: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you on some subconscious level seeing this as me toying with your manhood?
Jack: Of course I am, I invented that. Boca 2012 ... you've seen the tapes!
Liz: What? No! I-I just--
Jack: You *are* being coached -- by me!
Liz: Sorry, Jack, I have to take this. Yes, may I please speak to pizza?
Jack: The fake phone call to buy time in an emergency? Classic Donaghy!
Liz: OK, fine, you got me. Game over.
Jack: No, no. This just levels the playing field. Going mano-a-mano against a real adversary: me. It's the ultimate game: Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off!

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1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

Dot Com: Yet another black superstar brought down by his personal life.
Jenna: Just like my favorite golfer, O.J. Simpson.

Continuity error. Jenna dated OJ. He killed Nicole thinking it was Jenna. 

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2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

think of this one every time i'm on a plane.

And when I'm walking through an airport terminal I always think of "herds of walking mozzarella sticks."

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23 hours ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

 I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

A pack of stray dogs managed the McDonalds. They did a good job!

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Making it through a full twenty-four hours without making a single misstep is called Reaganing. The only other people who've ever done it? Lee Iacocca, Jack Welch, and—no judgment—Saddam Hussein.

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"I don't know, but I have the entire liberal-media establishment at my disposal. The same manipulation machine that got people to vote for Barack Obama, and donate all that money after Rainstorm Katrina. I'm going to use that to find my dad a kidney."

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On 4/17/2019 at 11:13 PM, BBQ2Bayou said:

 I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time! 

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On 4/18/2019 at 8:14 AM, Stringer said:

My wife and I have been rewatching the whole series the last few months and it is just so good.  Even the later seasons were better than I remembered.  

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Button classic!

Rewatching and forgot about this line:

"If I wanted to lick a hippie I'd return Joan Baez's calls."

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18 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

"Synonym's just another word for the word you want to use."

-- Janey Jimplin

"Liz, take a lesson from Janis and practice some self-control."
"How far are you into that biography?"
"Not very."

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Sully Sulenberger? Yeah, I've met that guy. He's not that great. You know what a great pilot would have done? Not hit the birds. That's what I do every day. Not hit birds. Where's my ticket to the Grammys?

 

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I love you, Jenna. I want to hogtie you and throw you in the luggage compartment of a Greyhound bus with only a bowl of dirty water.

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Jenna, here's your engagement ring. It's made of Liza Minelli’s baby tooth surround by diamonds that passed through a terrified Michael Kors.

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