30 Rock

[honolulu horn 6165]

I love these french fried potaters, mm hmm

Me too, Oprah.

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Jack:   Kenneth, you're from Georgia, aren't you?

 Kenneth: Stone Mountain, sir. Although when the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called ''Sexcriminalboat''. Do you think that's Cherokee?
 Jack: Uh, uh, no. I mean, you're a Middle American. A Joe Average. You're the only one around here who knows what ordinary people want. So tell me. What makes you laugh?
Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots. I remember growing up in Stone Mountain, my whole family would go down to the Chuckle Hut.
Jack: That's the local comedy club?
Kenneth: Oh, no, sir, It's a Chuckle Hut. You see, the chuckle is the part of the pig between the tail and the anus. But at night, the Chuckle Hut becomes the Laugh Factory. And that's a comedy club.
Jack: Lemon, cancel your trip to Toronto. We're going to Stone Mountain, Georgia.

[CurlyDumps 4485]

[BigOrange1 6471]

that dentist is great: "if my heart surgeon brother is so great, why have so many of his patients died while i've only killed one guy!?"

[Guest Lobo]

Alright, now that the popsicle has melted...we have ourselves a tongue depressor.  

[henrygandorf 29195]

workin' on my night cheese...

[henrygandorf 29195]

without street cred, i'm wayne brady.

no, wayne brady has two emmy's.  you have a people's choice award that you stole from wayne brady.

[Guest Lobo]

You're just in time...Leo's giving out vaccines.

Not my favorite part of the medical profession.  My favorite part is attending executions.  

[henrygandorf 29195]

whose horse is this?