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MC: Kill your friend! (Gizmo does his Van Helsing thing)

MC: Fuck he killed my friend.

MC: what the fuck?

Gizmo: It was an accident.

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the bag of dog food!!!! 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

MC: Kill your friend! (Gizmo does his Van Helsing thing)

MC: Fuck he killed my friend.

MC: what the fuck?

Gizmo: It was an accident.

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the bag of dog food!!!! 

The "Familiar fights" MC guy was cracking me up when Guillermo was fighting.

"Whoa, this little fucker can move!"

"Look at Darth Maul, Jr., here...!"

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10 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

The "Familiar fights" MC guy was cracking me up when Guillermo was fighting.

"Whoa, this little fucker can move!"

"Look at Darth Maul, Jr., here...!"

I thought it was Taika at first.

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10 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

The "Familiar fights" MC guy was cracking me up when Guillermo was fighting.

"Whoa, this little fucker can move!"

"Look at Darth Maul, Jr., here...!"

Yep. Everyone knows familiars are dumb as shit. Lmao. Or whatever the MC said. So much going on with the MC I put it on close captioning to get all that the MC said. 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Yep. Everyone knows familiars are dumb as shit. Lmao. Or whatever the MC said. So much going on with the MC I put it on close captioning to get all that the MC said. 

I watch every episode with captions.  So many little jokes that I would never get otherwise.

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18 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I watch every episode with captions.  So many little jokes that I would never get otherwise.

Same. I miss a lot without them and the MC is a prime example. Just tons of gold there.

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On 7/28/2022 at 2:45 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I watch every episode with captions.  So many little jokes that I would never get otherwise.

Same here

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Last night's episode was probably the "worst" of the new season, but still pretty damn strong.

Nandor's escalating "plastic surgery" was fucking hilarious.... and the end montage of Colin Robinson in the various youth sports had me rolling.

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“We are like two French trombones.”
“This guy? I ream him nightly.”
“And I am always sucking him off. They are like ‘Come it’s dinner! Stop sucking off your gay husband!’”
“Which is amusing, because I am dinner. And I just carry on reaming him. Sexually.” 

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42 minutes ago, WBT said:

I loved Nandor's callback to his love of the dream team while watching Colin's game.

LOL yes. And you could also see his Dream Team poster in the background when they were in his room during the "dick negotiations."

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8 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

LOL yes. And you could also see his Dream Team poster in the background when they were in his room during the "dick negotiations."

That was the main reason he wanted to be in America from the first episode. Love it! 

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6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That was the main reason he wanted to be in America from the first episode. Love it! 

(I think technically it was the main reason he wanted to be an American *citizen*, but yes... very awesome. :)

just how I like it! and i'm goin' inside!” — deliciousneck: I call this my  Dunk Zone. I love...

just how I like it! and i'm goin' inside!” — deliciousneck: I call this my  Dunk Zone. I love...

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17 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

(I think technically it was the main reason he wanted to be an American *citizen*, but yes... very awesome. :)

just how I like it! and i'm goin' inside!” — deliciousneck: I call this my  Dunk Zone. I love...

just how I like it! and i'm goin' inside!” — deliciousneck: I call this my  Dunk Zone. I love...

Yes, it was why he wanted to be an American citizen. But Nandor's American dream was ultimately stymied by the Macarena.

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28 minutes ago, C-Man said:

But Nandor's American dream was ultimately stymied by the Macarena.

What an outstanding sentence. 

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Other than maybe starting it with a conjunction, if we’re being picky
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On 8/10/2022 at 8:11 PM, Buzzrock said:

Hilarious episode. Laszlo being all horny for the baron absolutely killed me.

But if I’m honest I’m sad to see crispy baron go.

Haha yeah.... my wife and I talked about that last night. The burned up "half Baron" had me fucking rolling every time he was on screen. We also love "The Sire" because he's just so fucking absurd, lol.

But yeah "new Baron" definitely has some potential. 

 

16 hours ago, Go Pokes said:

I love when Guillermo snaps. Any idea what the genie is always reading?

I think it's his "checklist" of wishes for Nandor isn't it? 

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3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Another great touch in this week's episode was how Derek is just as much of a dork as a vampire as he was a human. :D

You could tell Guillermo was pissed at that, like "what the fuck Derek, you're now a vampire and you're just pissing it away and still working at a convenience store?"

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