Mysterious Deaths in Austin?

[Eskimohorn 5657]

Is it me or is there a rash of bodies being found in Austin. The latest being a woman who fell to her death at 6th and Brazos. Police say this one is not suspicious.

[GringoSalado 1652]

Are they in trees?

[SHOOTER12 8853]

3 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

Are they in trees?

He didn't say it darn thing about hurricane bro...

[atomheartbevo 90089]

Has the Servant Girl Annihilator come back from the dead?

Edited April 17, 2019 by atomheartbevo

[South Austin 52740]

What are the other mysterious deaths?  I feel like I don't read enough of the news.

[phdhorn 6224]

Well they happened but no one knows.  That's why they're mysterious.

[PilotsError 2338]

Smiley Face Killers are in Austin!

[miguelito 11345]

Sounds like a job for Encyclopedia Brown.

[Deej 77214]

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[phdhorn 6224]

Dozens of people are dying every day in Austin!  Time for the City Council to get on it!

[thrillhammer 684]

i bet there's a clown behind all this.

[WBT 20761]

20 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Sounds like a job for Encyclopedia Brown.

Damn that Bugs Meany

[SquishMitten 10466]

32 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Dozens of people are dying every day in Austin!  Time for the City Council to get on it!

I’ve heard they already placed a large order for hearse-gondolas

[Brisketexan 105618]

Just now, SquishMitten said:

I’ve heard they already placed a large order for hearse-gondolas

...that fit in bike lanes.

[phdhorn 6224]

... and are solar powered

[jimmyjazz 46492]

It's probably the scooters.

[futureman 22565]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's probably the scooters.

good.  the scooter-riding population should be culled. 

[High Plains Drifter 11059]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

good.  the scooter-riding population should be culled. 

"Cull" means to select a few (usually the least desired or most inferior) from a large number. When you cull a herd of cows, you remove the ones you don't want.

I think the word you are looking for is "exterminated".

[futureman 22565]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

"Cull" means to select a few (usually the least desired or most inferior) from a large number. When you cull a herd of cows, you remove the ones you don't want.

I think the word you are looking for is "exterminated".

extermination is strong rhetoric but I’m on board. 

[Huckleberry 33591]

14 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

"Cull" means to select a few (usually the least desired or most inferior) from a large number. When you cull a herd of cows, you remove the ones you don't want.

I think the word you are looking for is "exterminated".

Not a lot to disagree with in this post.

But it also reminds me of how the word decimated is now used to mean roughly the same thing as annihilated even though its actual original meaning was to kill every tenth soldier (so only 10% of a population).

Carry on.

Edited April 17, 2019 by Huckleberry

[Wally Pryor 5315]

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

Dozens of people are dying every day in Austin!  

I saw last night on NBC (national) news where a vet shot himself / committed suicide last week in the VA hospital off of Riverside.   In front of a lot of patients. 

And the story went on to detail how 20 vets a day are committing suicide in the United States.   A day.   

Yes, tar and feather for a thread derail but my jaw really dropped when I heard that number. 

 

[Nightfly 61]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

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If you remember the number for this, it still works sort of. It's kind of creepy. 

[SquishMitten 10466]

48 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

I saw last night on NBC (national) news where a vet shot himself / committed suicide last week in the VA hospital off of Riverside.   In front of a lot of patients. 

And the story went on to detail how 20 vets a day are committing suicide in the United States.   A day.   

Yes, tar and feather for a thread derail but my jaw really dropped when I heard that number. 

 

Not really that surprising if you think about it. How much would you love your job if one of your primary responsibilities including killing your clients' best friend in front of them?

[Parliament 14388]

Has Armybrat been vetted?

 

 

[justhookit 4191]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Has the Servant Girl Annihilator come back from the dead?

I had never heard about that until my dad gave me the book earlier this year. Really enjoyed it just for the history of Austin. The Midnight Assassin. 

[Chooky 13321]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Not a lot to disagree with in this post.

But it also reminds me of how the word decimated is now used to mean roughly the same thing as annihilated even though its actual original meaning was to kill every tenth soldier (so only 10% of a population).

Carry on.

[Redneck Mutha 8068]

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Not a lot to disagree with in this post.

But it also reminds me of how the word decimated is now used to mean roughly the same thing as annihilated even though its actual original meaning was to kill every tenth soldier (so only 10% of a population).

Carry on.

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[The Golden Hat 304]

100 people move to Austin every day

100 dead bodies are found in Austin every day

THE NEWS WON'T COVER THIS

[Neonmoon 38130]

It's not a mystery to me. People suck

[Bevo 13655]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

It's not a mystery to me. People suck

FIFY It's not a mystery to me. People die.

[Chooky 13321]

10 minutes ago, Bevo said:

FIFY It's not a mystery to me. People die.

Can you prove this?

Ah, I see.  Well played.

[hundredTT 578]

Was she taking a selfie? 

[Eskimohorn 5657]

Here’s a link from last year -https://www.kvue.com/mobile/article/news/local/a-late-night-out-3-disappearances-and-3-bodies-recovered-in-austins-lakes-rivers/269-618629961

Off 360, a women’s body was discovered yards away from her stalled vehicle. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiQ6d7q59fhAhVBOKwKHXo3A00QzPwBegQIARAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.kvue.com%2Farticle%2Fnews%2Flocal%2Faustin-womans-death-ruled-undetermined-after-her-body-was-found-near-loop-360%2F269-626201618&psig=AOvVaw0dtXC2H2dbvuPsdo8pVQWO&ust=1555613988369807

In my neighborhood, a woman was murdered several years. Austin police ruled that there was no public threat (because they suspected the soon to be ex-husband). Turns out it was two dudes that did yardwork and scoped out her house. They had targeted an elderly couple as well.

People die all the time. But the causes all seem suspicious. Yet, the police deny this. Havent seen these types of random deaths of tourists and citizens ever before.

Reddit thread - https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj7zp3D6tfhAhUMLKwKHbT1AdgQzPwBegQIARAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FAustin%2Fcomments%2Fa7bgrk%2Fkxan_graphic_showing_locationsdates_of_bodies%2F&psig=AOvVaw2bXAuU9jEqOziycdKrmL3k&ust=1555614710822990

[TexasMan 11282]

[mightyfine 3]

Off 360, a women’s body was discovered yards away from her stalled vehicle

There was a thread about this on here when she went missing. 'Yards away' is not an accurate description.

[Chooky 13321]

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Nailed it.

[Brisketexan 105618]

13 minutes ago, mightyfine said:

 

 

There was a thread about this on here when she went missing. 'Yards away' is not an accurate description.

 

Sure it is.  I mean, it may have been a BUNCHA yards, but still.

[Bat Guano 359]

4 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

"Cull" means to select a few (usually the least desired or most inferior) from a large number. When you cull a herd of cows, you remove the ones you don't want.

I think the word you are looking for is "exterminated".

Nothing wrong with 'cull' in this context; the scooter-riders are the ones we want to cull from the general population. Exterminated works too, of course.

[Brisketexan 105618]

Just now, Bat Guano said:

Nothing wrong with 'cull' in this context; the scooter-riders are the ones we want to cull from the general population. Exterminated works too, of course.

Your solution....it seems so.....final.....

[CooterBrown 18098]

Pretty sure Dr Suzanne Black is the culprit.

[Bat Guano 359]

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Your solution....it seems so.....final.....

We can only hope.

[clapclapclap 9000]

First they culled the scooters

And I said nothing

Then they exterminated the Critical Mass bike douchebags

And the world was suddenly glorious again

[jimmyjazz 46492]

45 minutes ago, mightyfine said:

There was a thread about this on here when she went missing. 'Yards away' is not an accurate description.

 

Eh, in that part of town most yards are hundreds of feet wide.

[Gucci_Suit 2688]

35 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Pretty sure Dr Suzanne Black is the culprit.
 

 

I was riding home from the airport early this AM and noticed that someone painted “Beto has herpes” on the Enfield underpass of Mopac. Almost spit out my beer.  What a strange thing to say and what a strange and hilarious way to say it  

 

[futureman 22565]

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:

In my neighborhood, a woman was murdered several years.

that’s scary shit.  which years?  and how many women?

[Walser 1110]

That Thoros. Always resurrecting bitches.

[Steamboat1874 4169]

7 hours ago, thrillhammer said:

i bet there's a clown behind all this.

[phdhorn 6224]

That's a Klown, not a Clown.  Big difference.

[TornACL 7766]

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Pretty sure Dr Suzanne Black is the culprit.
 

 

That's how they get you. You stand there trying to read that scribble, and next thing you know you've got a bag over your head and a one way trip booked to Lady Bird Lake. 

[Walser 1110]

wtf is a lady bird lake