Europa League

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Jesus Christ UEFA and TNT.  The combination of the shitty looking pitch and the terrible camera work is making this look like a high school game.

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Take a moment there Auba, damn.

COYG!

[Jograves 357]

Would've been a soft pen but that was damn close. 

[maninblack 7,975]

I've seen PK's awarded for that

[mdmost 43,945]

TNT can't get a tighter angle when the ball is headed towards the goal? It's like watching from the 3rd deck.

[MoJames 8,258]

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

I've seen PK's awarded for that

Should've been a yellow card on Arsenal.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Should've been a yellow card on Arsenal.

For a dive.  Agreed.

[MoJames 8,258]

Giroud vs Cech might decide this Arsenal vs Chelsea match.

[Jograves 357]

Xhaka can really hammer it when he shoots. 

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Giroud vs Cech might decide this Arsenal vs Chelsea match.

Le Hair is still a Gunner at heart

[MoJames 8,258]

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Le Hair is still a Gunner at heart

 

Is he taking a job with Arsenal next year?

[Jograves 357]

Excellent save by Cech. 

[MoJames 8,258]

1 minute ago, Jograves said:

Excellent save by Cech. 

I think he tried to push it into his own goal.

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Is he taking a job with Arsenal next year?

That would be cool

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Baku sounds like a Star Wars location

[Jograves 357]

Just now, Buzzrock said:

Baku sounds like a Star Wars location

From the looks of the stands in relation to the pitch, the fans are in a galaxy far, far away.

Yes, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal. 

[Buzzrock 15,136]

[Goo Punch 4,275]

20 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

For a dive.  Agreed.

huh? both Kepa's hands and head made contact with Laca's lower leg. that's a foul all day. 

[MoJames 8,258]

Just now, Goo Punch said:

huh? both Kepa's hands and head made contact with Laca's lower leg. that's a foul all day. 

He was diving well before the hands touched him. And then he went ahead and pushed Dave into Kepa 5 minutes later.

And if it was a foul all day long, VAR would've rewarded it with a penalty.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

3 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

huh? both Kepa's hands and head made contact with Laca's lower leg. that's a foul all day. 

Kepa's fingertips barely brushed his shoe and he dove (starting before the contact) like a sniper hit him.  That's a yellow.  And combined with his later dirty push into Azpi's back that make him go flying into Kepa, Laca should be out of the game with two yellows.  

[Buzzrock 15,136]

At least there’s Kate Abdo

[Buzzrock 15,136]

He was diving well before the hands touched him. And then he went ahead and pushed Dave into Kepa 5 minutes later.
And if it was a foul all day long, VAR would've rewarded it with a penalty.

Did it go to VAR?

[MoJames 8,258]

Uh oh, Stu Holden is on your side Derka. Can't be a good sign either.

[Jograves 357]

Just now, Buzzrock said:

 

Did it go to VAR?

 

Every potential scoring situation is VAR'd. 

[MoJames 8,258]

Just now, Buzzrock said:

 

Did it go to VAR?

 

Yup.

[ztejas 44,223]

Just now, Jograves said:

Every potential scoring situation is VAR'd. 

Did they VAR the VAR? 

[Goo Punch 4,275]

6 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Kepa's fingertips barely brushed his shoe and he dove (starting before the contact) like a sniper hit him.  That's a yellow.  And combined with his later dirty push into Azpi's back that make him go flying into Kepa, Laca should be out of the game with two yellows.  

you're insane. First, Kepa's hand hit his leg, it did not "barely brush his shoe"; second, i literally laughed out loud at your contention that he "dove like a sniper hit him"; that's ridiculous; and third, absolutely nobody but you two thinks that's a dive on Laca. 2/3 guys in studio say it's a pen, the other says it's a harsh pen. absolutely nobody thinks that was a yellow on Laca...except you.

[MoJames 8,258]

Again with Stu Holden saying it was a Penalty that works against you, I literally laughed out loud at Stu Holden.

Holy shit, am I on Derka's ignore list? lol.

[MoJames 8,258]

Clean block by Monreal.

[Goo Punch 4,275]

Edu also said it was a penalty, and nobody said a word about a dive because that would have been preposterous. you and the guy who describes a slight leg drag as "diving like he'd been shot by a sniper" can believe whatever you want, just know that absolutely nobody else is in agreement with you, or even talking about whether or not he dived because he so clearly did not. a yellow card there would have been 10x worse than the fact that it wasn't called a pen.

Edited May 29, 2019 by Goo Punch

[Goo Punch 4,275]

saw that coming. that's what Ollie does.

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Damn, Giroud accidentally scores

[dbecks 442]

Fuuuuck.

[MoJames 8,258]

CHELSEA LEGEND

[MoJames 8,258]

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Edu also said it was a penalty, and nobody said a word about a dive because that would have been preposterous. you and the guy who describes a slight leg drag as "diving like he'd been shot by a sniper" can believe whatever you want, just know that absolutely nobody else is in agreement with you, or even talking about whether or not he dived because he so clearly did not. a yellow card there would have been 10x worse than the fact that it wasn't called a pen.

Um, the ref agrees with me, VAR agrees with me. So absolutely everyone who counts is in agreement with me.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

9 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

you're insane. First, Kepa's hand hit his leg, it did not "barely brush his shoe"; second, i literally laughed out loud at your contention that he "dove like a sniper hit him"; that's ridiculous; and third, absolutely nobody but you two thinks that's a dive on Laca. 2/3 guys in studio say it's a pen, the other says it's a harsh pen. absolutely nobody thinks that was a yellow on Laca...except you.

Oh Derka, are you really so naive that you think the guys in the studio are there to be accurate and not use controversy to drive ratings?  I'll take the decision of the ref and VAR over them.  

And there's your boy Le Hair scoring against you.  Maybe now that he's on Chelsea he'll have a chance to win something other than an FA cup for once. 

[MoJames 8,258]

https://streamja.com/dAaB

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Uh oh

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Um, the ref agrees with me, VAR agrees with me. So absolutely everyone who counts is in agreement with me.

The best part is that if Laca hadn't been so intent on diving he could have easily powered through the brush of Kepa's fingertips against his boots and had an open shot on goal.  But he'd rather play cheap soccer than quality soccer.

[InkaUtexas 26,860]

47 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Giroud vs Cech might decide this Arsenal vs Chelsea match.

Buy this man a beer. 

[Goo Punch 4,275]

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Um, the ref agrees with me, VAR agrees with me. So absolutely everyone who counts is in agreement with me.

are you high? Lacazette did not get a yellow and card and only you and boy wonder even brought that up. 

[Goo Punch 4,275]

2 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

The best part is that if Laca hadn't been so intent on diving he could have easily powered through the brush of Kepa's fingertips against his boots and had an open shot on goal.  But he'd rather play cheap soccer than quality soccer.

that wasn't a dive, nobody agrees with you and Mo, and every take you've given on the matter has been so hyperbolic and over exaggerated that it's impossible to take you seriously. 

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

1 minute ago, Goo Punch said:

are you high? Lacazette did not get a yellow and card and only you and boy wonder even brought that up. 

VAR can't give a yellow.  It can give a penalty, but didn't.  Try and keep up.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Just now, Goo Punch said:

that wasn't a dive, nobody agrees with you and Mo, and every take you've given on the matter has been so hyperbolic and over exaggerated that it's impossible to take you seriously. 

Irony personified.  

[InkaUtexas 26,860]

Fuck yes!  

[Buzzrock 15,136]

Welp. Good first season Emery. I want more next year.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

And two!

[Goo Punch 4,275]

Just now, Longhornfan1024 said:

VAR can't give a yellow.  It can give a penalty, but didn't.  Try and keep up.

do you two have a bet going to see which one can be a bigger retard? you can't even remember your own retarded point. a penalty not being awarded and Laca getting carded are not the same thing. "try and keep up he says". good god.

[Longhornfan1024 1,707]

Just now, Goo Punch said:

do you two have a bet going to see which one can be a bigger retard? you can't even remember your own retarded point. a penalty not being awarded and Laca getting carded are not the same thing. "try and keep up he says". good god.

Negged for using retard as an insult.  This is 2019; that shit isn't acceptable anymore.  Stop being so hyperbolic and exaggerated.  

[Goo Punch 4,275]

4 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Irony personified.  

i've never seen you before today but you are easily among the dumbest people i've ever come across. you make the argument that Laca deserves a yellow, and then when literally nobody but you and MoJames even brings that up, much less agrees with you, you claim that both the ref and VAR agree with you and then tell *me* to keep up. That's amazingly stupid.

Edited May 29, 2019 by Goo Punch