Your unpopular food opinions

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

23 hours ago, Deej said:

Mom filled an ice cube tray with Kool Aid, covered it in Saran Wrap, and put toothpicks through it. Ghetto-sicles 

Those were especially good at my aunt's house, but you had to make sure to refill the tray after you took one, so she didn't notice that one of her Everclear-soaked popsicles was missing. How she never caught on that we knew, I dunno.

[Deej 76836]

10 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

How she never caught on that we knew, I dunno.

Well, she was apparently a lush.

[Underdog 28720]

Applebee’s has surprisingly good queso.  

[elfenix 34322]

18 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Those were especially good at my aunt's house, but you had to make sure to refill the tray after you took one, so she didn't notice that one of her Everclear-soaked popsicles was missing. How she never caught on that we knew, I dunno.

ethanol doesn't freeze until -175 so if they were solid they weren't soaked with anything.  the alcohol evaporated off.

Edited May 17, 2019 by elfenix

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, elfenix said:

ethanol doesn't freeze until -175 so if they were solid they weren't soaked with anything.

I have no idea what the proportions in the recipe were, I justqaewr; asdfasd wanna fight abbutitorwhat!? Oooh... nachos.

[elfenix 34322]

just watched some freeze distillation videos on youtube, it can be solid enough and still have alcohol in it. though it'll drain. 

Edited May 17, 2019 by elfenix

[Neonmoon 38129]

This might sting...

Chicken Wings are the trailer trash of food. People don’t want to taste chicken, they want candy coated ranch pops to induce a diabetic coma. 

[Deej 76836]

Candy coated? Ranch? What?

I want so hot I regret it the next day, and bleu cheese.

[CooterBrown 18015]

This might sting...
Chicken Wings are the trailer trash of food. People don’t want to taste chicken, they want candy coated ranch pops to induce a diabetic coma. 

Went for wings last night and finally admitted I don’t like them. Unless they’re smoked with a dry rub, I don’t want them.

[Hate 20116]

Speaking of shitty OJ from yesteryear...
In college a buddy of mine was trying to have a girl over for a romantic date...  So we cleared out to let him have the place to himself for the evening.  Arriving home, we asked him how his date went...  He said it didn't go well, but on the bright side we had some leftovers.  It was some receipt he had found ...  Tang Chicken and it was horrible.  You could clearly see the Tang crystals on the outside the chicken.  I still give him shit about the Chicken of Astronauts.
/csb

Probably hoping for putang chicken.

[Al_4_ISU 12469]

Candy coated? Ranch? What?
I want so hot I regret it the next day, and bleu cheese.

Yeah, this.

In the words of Joey Diaz, “blue cheese or go fuck your mother”.

[Underdog 28720]

People hating on wings are trying too hard. 

[formermav43 4606]

No ranch or blue cheese for me. If I’m eating wings, I want to eat wings, not salad dressing.

[Neonmoon 38129]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Candy coated? Ranch? What?

I want so hot I regret it the next day, and bleu cheese.

Different side of the same coin to me. It’s a mess

[Thetexashammer 1062]

I really enjoy Fernet Branca.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

48 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

No ranch or blue cheese for me. If I’m eating wings, I want to eat wings, not salad dressing.

Amen. Ranch is for salad, potato chips, and peproni rolls. And bleu cheese is for catfish bait.

[elfenix 34322]

the dressing is to dip the fries in

bleu cheese is french.  you're not eating french cheese.  it's blue.

[RMac5 1551]

Goat cheese sucks ass!

[zlavydra 2123]

1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

I really enjoy Fernet Branca.

Lived in the Czech Republic in the mid 90s, and that shit was like catnip for czech chicks.

[Bojack 2081]

When I go back to Beaumont area to fish and visit my dad, I often go to a place called Tia Juanita's where I'll have queso and seafood gumbo in the same meal. 

[SurlyORama 164]

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

People hating on wings are trying too hard. 

Wings are a snack. Not a meal. That is all. And not a particularly good snack.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Cherry flavoring makes me think of cough syrup we had as kids. Disgusting. 

I love the taste of various cough syrups.

[utee94 15835]

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I love the taste of various cough syrups.

I'm assuming you're talking about purple drank.  Right?  

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Wings are the bomb. And yes I've read the meat to price ratio theories on this board by some of you cheapwads.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I'm assuming you're talking about purple drank.  Right?  
 

That too. But I did mean the various cherry, grape and berry vouch syrups of the world.

[Underdog 28720]

1 hour ago, SurlyORama said:

Wings are a snack. Not a meal. That is all. And not a particularly good snack.

Yeah, you’re trying too hard like the other idiot(s). 

[SurlyORama 164]

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Yeah, you’re trying too hard like the other idiot(s). 

Sorry, thought "unpopular" was part of the thread title. My mistake, I guess.

[elfenix 34322]

2 hours ago, SurlyORama said:

Wings are a snack. Not a meal. That is all. And not a particularly good snack.

your mom is not a particularly good snack. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

This might sting...

Chicken Wings are the trailer trash of food. People don’t want to taste chicken, they want candy coated ranch pops to induce a diabetic coma. 

They are also very expensive for what you get.  

Pluckers sucks.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.

[Surly Bevo 25059]

You're on a fucking roll of shitty unpopular opinions here....keep it going

Edited May 18, 2019 by Surly Bevo

[Llano Estacado 1257]

I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.

Yeah nothing says “high on the hog” like generic chunk tuna in water and Mrs Bairds. Squirt of Great Value mayo for you Mr Vanderbilt?

[utee94 15835]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.

WOW.  I have to respect this post for pushing the limits of this thread's purpose. 

Agree on the beef rib portion though, they're delicious, too.

[CooterBrown 18015]

I’d rather have a hamburger than a steak.

[HenryJames 66132]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I’d rather have a hamburger than a steak.

If it's the right goddamned burger, you're goddamned right. I want a scorpion right now, as a matter of fact.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Celery has negative value.

[South Austin 52521]

Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:

Celery has negative value.

Do you even gumbo, bro?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.

I mean, I prefer beef ribs to pork ribs, but pork ribs are still really good.

This opinion is supported by the fact that you voluntarily live in college station.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Do you even gumbo, bro?

Yes, and I stand by the stance despite its presence in the holy trinity. 

Raw, it conveys no flavor and is stringy. Cooked, it turns to mush easily. Basically iceberg lettuce in a different shape.

[Reagan1k 3024]

23 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Yes, and I stand by the stance despite its presence in the holy trinity. 

Raw, it conveys no flavor and is stringy. Cooked, it turns to mush easily. Basically iceberg lettuce in a different shape.

Well,  a couple hundred years of the world’s best chefs- both classically trained and self -taught Cajuns can all agree that yes- your opinion on celery is indeed unpopular 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

8 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.

agreed. pork ribs often suck. too fatty, too tough to bite, never enough actual meat on a rib to make it worthy. needs to be doused in sauce

[formermav43 4606]

Beef ribs are overrated.

[Junior Miller 1502]

49 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Beef ribs are overpriced.

 

[tx 3 putt 77105]

11 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I’d rather have a hamburger than a steak.

preach it brother !

[HenryJames 66132]

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Celery has negative value.

Aromatic, imo.

[Jack Straw 2954]

16 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If it's the right goddamned burger, you're goddamned right. I want a scorpion right now, as a matter of fact.

i want that.  where is that from?

regarding ribs, baby backs are the way to go for pork, the rest are wholly inferior

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

19 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

i want that.  where is that from?

Grubb Burger Bar. One of the few decent joints in B/CS.

[DCA_HORN 725]

18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Celery has negative value.

celery is a delivery vehicle for dip other than part of the trinity.

[michael78747 14]

On 4/28/2019 at 12:36 PM, pops said:

"Cool ranch is not distributed globally. Nacho is. Even North America alone, it isn't close."

From my buddy who is a VP at Frito. 

 

Tell that asshole to bring back BBQ flavored Fritos. Thank you.