Your unpopular food opinions

[YChang 3455]

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

appreciation of kimchi is supposed to be like 3rd level of ethnic cuisine sophistication (after you discover sushi and fucking panda express or something)... but its disgusting

Heh, that’s something a dummkopf would say.

[elfenix 34331]

33 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

You say that like it's anything short of spectacular.

oh it's real and it's spectacular

 

 

[Al_4_ISU 12475]

3 minutes ago, YChang said:

Heh, that’s something a dummkopf would say.

I can tell you grew up with a harsh German grandma too.

[Al_4_ISU 12475]

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

oh it's real and it's spectacular

 

 

I love Kimchi, and sauerkraut.  I celebrate cabbage's entire catalog.

[futureman 22517]

53 minutes ago, Deej said:

I’ll raise you an Elsa.

[ROFL BOX 6649]

[NorthLoop 14222]

21 hours ago, Deej said:

I have to go to a dinner party where one guest requested nothing be cooked with onions. 

Fuck you. Stay home. 

 

 

20 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

We had a deer lease way back when wherein one of the lease members had a kid that hated onions and garlic.  We all liked to cook good food and always served whatever the hell we wanted to.  That kid was cordially invited to enjoy our never-ending supply of peanut butter, jelly, and white bread.  The kid eventually grew out of it. 

TLDR -- Sad that your dinner party guest never got tough love out at a deer lease.

When I was single about 95% of my cooking involved onions. My wife hates onions. The compromise is that whenever I cook, I cut the onions into large enough chunks so she can easily pick them out. The essence is still there though so it doesn't ruin the dish. 

[elfenix 34331]

Onion essence ruins pizza

[Beau Vine 54338]

About 98% of what I cook has onions, garlic, and jalapenos.  

[NorthLoop 14222]

On 5/4/2021 at 11:24 PM, elfenix said:

Onion essence ruins pizza

As much as I like onions, I agree. Meat, cheese, sauce, crust...  no veggies. 

[Js1 85462]

On 5/4/2021 at 10:29 PM, Beau Vine said:

About 98% of what I cook has onions, garlic, and jalapenos.  

It is also my holy trinity when it comes to cooking. 

[956 Worldwide 34742]

On 5/5/2021 at 6:29 AM, Beau Vine said:

About 98% of what I cook has onions, garlic, and jalapenos.  

Yeah, I have vanishingly few recipes without at least one, likely two or more of those things.  You can’t even make soup or most decent pasta sauces without those things. 
 

My family likes roasts (especially chicken) where the vegetables and potatoes are in the same pan as the roast. This is, to be fair, the best way to make vegetables good.

They don’t like the big onion pieces or whole garlic cloves I tuck in there, so more for me.  Garlic cloves that roasted in the bottom of a chicken pan are ambrosial. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

On 5/5/2021 at 12:24 AM, elfenix said:

Onion essence ruins pizza

Counterpoint:  Pizza without onions and jalapeños is naked and sad.

[BHMCruiser 1814]

On 5/3/2021 at 6:12 PM, Deej said:

I have to go to a dinner party where one guest requested nothing be cooked with onions. 

Fuck you. Stay home. 

 

I am allergic to onions but just pick them out of things. It would be ridiculous to ask people not to cook onions. 

[BurntOrange&White 39942]

20 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

As much as I like onions, I agree. Meat, cheese, sauce, crust...  no veggies. 

what about jalapenos?

[BurntOrange&White 39942]

18 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Counterpoint:  Pizza without onions and jalapeños is naked and sad.

peperoni and jalapeno is bomb.

meat lover and jalapeno is bomb.

No onions though unless it's like a specialy cheeseburger pizza and I prefer them grilled in that scenario.

[Al_4_ISU 12475]

Onions ruining pizza?

Yeah, that was posted in the right thread.  Christ, I'd put onions on anything other than ice cream and cake.

[Underdog 28761]

Asking a Host/ess to not cook with Onions is bullshit, bring a salad, fuckstick. 

 

[52-80 19213]

pizza should have zucchini flowers (and anchovies) on it...who wants to fight me

 

 

[Al_4_ISU 12475]

15 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

pizza should have zucchini flowers (and anchovies) on it...who wants to fight me

 

 

I didn't know zucchini flowers were a thing, but I'd eat this in a heart beat.  Anchovies are definitely underrated.

Edited May 7, 2021 by Al_4_ISU

[Underdog 28761]

GOATSE pie?

[52-80 19213]

27 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I didn't know zucchini flowers were a thing, but I'd eat this in a heart beat.  Anchovies are definitely underrated.

apparently theyre not sold much because they go bad very quickly, but the italians and romans eat a ton of them filled or fried. 

 

 

[52-80 19213]

and they simply look beautiful too

[NWBuck 8577]

On 5/6/2021 at 11:02 AM, NorthLoop said:

As much as I like onions, I agree. Meat, cheese, sauce, crust...  no veggies. 

My family considered jello a salad and cheese a vegetable.

[elfenix 34331]

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

what about jalapenos?

jalapenos are honorary meat.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

For the most part, IPAs suck.

[Etexhorn13 3052]

Scotch is disgusting. 

East Mac is strictly for the poors

Bleu cheese is the devils semen solidified. Bleu cheese dressing is straight up the devils jizz.  Wings are better with ranch or nothing at all. 

[billfromlaketravis 11520]

I never cook anything directly on the grill. I use the side burner / grill pan for meat, and put foil down on the grill for vegetables. 

@ me, but it works. 

[futureman 22517]

10 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Bleu cheese is the devils semen solidified.

Lulz

[956 Worldwide 34742]

14 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

For the most part, IPAs suck.

Yeah, I’ve gotten tired of IPAs. Started as a good thing but turned into some sort of bizarre bitterness contest.  A lot of them are just too much.  I’ve kinda come full circle and will spring for a good, solid, no frills Pilsen most of the time now.

[futureman 22517]

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

I’ve kinda come full circle and will spring for a good, solid, no frills Pilsen most of the time now.

you spend a lot of time in costa rica?

 

[BurntOrange&White 39942]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

you spend a lot of time in costa rica?

 

Get doxxed
 

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3363022/nothing-is-more-american-than-going-to-a-baseball-game-sitting-in-the-stands-and-absolutely-housing-a-huge-jar-of-mayonnaise

[Steamboat1874 4075]

On 5/9/2021 at 12:56 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Yeah, I’ve gotten tired of IPAs. Started as a good thing but turned into some sort of bizarre bitterness contest.  A lot of them are just too much.  I’ve kinda come full circle and will spring for a good, solid, no frills Pilsen most of the time now.

This guy says hello.....

[Al_4_ISU 12475]

IPAs left bitterness in the dust about 5 years ago.

If anything they’re too sweet these days.

[Okie State 3821]

IPAs left bitterness in the dust about 5 years ago.

If anything they’re too sweet these days.

Was going to say almost no bitter IPAs anymore.

[Underdog 28761]

Bitter IPA Face? 

[CycleTex87 2980]

SIAP but Jif now has squeeze peanut butter.  Completely shifts the paradigm of uses for peanut butter.  I can eat crackers and peanut butter about 1000x more efficiently.  Want some PB on that Girl Scout cookie?  Jif squeeze PB to the rescue.  It slams.  I eat way more PB now.  And that’s a good thing. 

Edited May 13, 2021 by CycleTex87

[Deej 76875]

9 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

SIAP but Jif now has squeeze peanut butter.  Completely shifts the paradigm of uses for peanut butter.  I can eat crackers and peanut butter about 1000x more efficiently.  Want some PB on that Girl Scout cookie?  Jif squeeze PB to the rescue.  It slams.  I eat way more PB now.  And that’s a good thing. 

Karen Key Largo:

[Homercles 10206]

Not gonna read 37 pages but crawfish are only worth it as a social and beer drinking endeavor, that juice is never worth the squeeze...or the fucked up thumbs. 

[castolon 193]

Not gonna read 37 pages but crawfish are only worth it as a social and beer drinking endeavor, that juice is never worth the squeeze...or the fucked up thumbs. 

Are your hands that soft dainty boy?

[ztejas 43526]

7 minutes ago, castolon said:

Are your hands that soft dainty boy?

I think he's an Okie Lite guy. Take from it what you will. 

[Sam Lin 3560]

3 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

SIAP but Jif now has squeeze peanut butter.  Completely shifts the paradigm of uses for peanut butter.  I can eat crackers and peanut butter about 1000x more efficiently.  Want some PB on that Girl Scout cookie?  Jif squeeze PB to the rescue.  It slams.  I eat way more PB now.  And that’s a good thing. 

You weren't spooning or knife spreading the PB on your crackers before were you? Just take the cracker/cookie and use it to scoop the PB right out of the PB tub!

Edited May 13, 2021 by Sam Lin

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2681]

3 hours ago, Homercles said:

Not gonna read 37 pages but crawfish are only worth it as a social and beer drinking endeavor, that juice is never worth the squeeze...or the fucked up thumbs. 

I have a hard time watching the little mudbugs run around and then seeing them boil for me to eat. Not worth it. Them love 'em life just like I do.

[Gourmand 7774]

3 hours ago, Homercles said:

Not gonna read 37 pages but crawfish are only worth it as a social and beer drinking endeavor, that juice is never worth the squeeze...or the fucked up thumbs. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

3 hours ago, Homercles said:

Not gonna read 37 pages but crawfish are only worth it as a social and beer drinking endeavor, that juice is never worth the squeeze...or the fucked up thumbs. 

Crab on the other hand....

[Guest]

On 5/8/2021 at 10:43 PM, Patricio Swayze said:

For the most part, IPAs suck.

I don't care for them either.  Tastes like pine cones/ soap.

That being said, whatever draws more capital for brewers to make good beer is cool with me.

[Guest]

5 hours ago, Homercles said:

Not gonna read 37 pages but crawfish are only worth it as a social and beer drinking endeavor, that juice is never worth the squeeze...or the fucked up thumbs. 

order the etouffee and white rice then.

You might cry at the spice though...

[South Austin 52532]

On 5/11/2021 at 12:24 PM, Al_4_ISU said:

IPAs left bitterness in the dust about 5 years ago.

It’s that, and it seems like most of them have up on the race to have the highest alcohol content. 

[futureman 22517]

6 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

I have a hard time watching the little mudbugs run around and then seeing them boil for me to eat. Not worth it. Them love 'em life just like I do.

is this a line from a movie?

[Homercles 10206]

4 hours ago, slorch said:

order the etouffee and white rice then.

You might cry at the spice though...

I don’t order shit, my Cajun neighbor boils them every year and I assist.  His are the spiciest and best I’ve had.  Afterwards we eat them for about an hour straight, then I take a trash bags worth home for lunch the next few days.  
 

It slices the fuck out of my thumbs after a couple days, and eating them alone isn’t the same...so yeah I’m going to politely decline leftovers next time because the grooves in my thumbs hold the seasoning and your mom complains it burns her vag when I’m fisting her.