Happy short short dress at church day!

[Brothahorn 10088]

He has risen...at least 5 times during service.

 

God is good.

[demos 3019]

Not seeing any pics.

Get thee behind me satan.

[phdhorn 6224]

3 minutes ago, demos said:

Not seeing any pics.

Get thee a behind for me, satan.

Fixed.  Happy Easter, even in hell.

Edited April 21, 2019 by phdhorn

[burntorangebongos 10787]

Zombie Jesus feeling you.

 

 

 

 

Edited April 21, 2019 by burntorangebongos

[Brothahorn 10088]

I didn’t want to prepay my spot in hell trying to get pics. I’m close enough as it is.

 

[Newdoc 3468]

Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”

[Your Mom 4886]

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

I didn’t want to prepay my spot in hell trying to get pics. I’m close enough as it is.

 

Dude you can post them.  He died just so you could do exactly that type of shit. 

[Your Mom 4886]

This thread is like when you were a kid and you found one of those plastic Easter eggs your mom had filled with pennies after she ran out of candy. 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”

Sometime in Judah before Christ walked the Earth. Ishtar = Ashtoret

It’s spring time. Release those symbols of life and fertility!

[immortal13 4059]

I feel like I should neg the OP

[SimonBolivar 10963]

1 hour ago, Newdoc said:

Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”

I guess I need to start going  to church again.

Edited April 21, 2019 by SimonBolivar

[Uncle Nate 2097]

I really don't understand why girls feel it's ok to dress like a prostitute at church. I just don't get it. 

If what you are wearing is going to show you off in a biblical sense when you kneel at the communion rail, that might be a hint it's inappropriate for church. 

[Steel Shank 9440]

In my mind's eye, they aren't wearing panties either.

 

[Red Five 41189]

This thread is like when you were a kid and you found one of those plastic Easter eggs your mom had filled with pennies after she ran out of candy. 

I read “pennies” as “penises”.

[nineliveslost 2894]

I can't see shit

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[TornACL 7767]

1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

I really don't understand why girls feel it's ok to dress like a prostitute at church. I just don't get it. 

If what you are wearing is going to show you off in a biblical sense when you kneel at the communion rail, that might be a hint it's inappropriate for church. 

Maybe I should start going to church

[NoRagrets 1133]

If your going to be blasphemous, at least learn how to attach pics

[Surly Bevo 25542]

This fucking thread....

 

 

[Brothahorn 10088]

Maybe I should start going to church

Even if you’re an atheist or a heathen, you should go to church during the spring Sunday’s. You will see God’s blessings for man.

[Prepuce of Doom 21143]

31 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

 

Even if you’re an atheist or a heathen, you should go to church during the spring Sunday’s. You will see God’s blessings for man.

 

I fear that's what @ERhine  has taken to doing on Sunday mornings lately. 

I much prefer his old Sunday routine and am praying for his relapse. 

Edited April 21, 2019 by Prepuce of Doom

[Sbbruin 21943]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

In my mind's eye, they aren't wearing panties either.

 

Or maybe they’re just plain white cotton.  Wait, aren’t we in the nest?

[Matuka 1315]

most disappointing thread ever

[immortal13 4059]

1 minute ago, Matuka said:

most disappointing thread ever

This

[El Diablo 4232]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

I read “pennies” as “penises”.

I read it as "panties" and think their mom is a freak.

And aren't these church going girls supposed to tithe 10%? Let them pick the 10%, dammit. It's an offering.

[NWBuck 8598]

I keep hoping this is some sort of introduction to the real thread over in Pee In Her Butt... but alas.

[Mr.Hovis 71]

4 hours ago, Newdoc said:

Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”

Well..…. I'll be in my amen corner

[Doze 1322]

Newsflash.

Church is full of sloots and there good chance the preacher has shitty credit.

In other news....

[The Golden Hat 304]

The pictures aren't loading for me

[NWBuck 8598]

14 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

The pictures aren't loading for me

And they're not helping me unload either 

[mulletpelini 5216]

Jesus sounds like I need to start going to church again

[ulukinatme 1765]

How was OP repped without providing pics???

What happened to the rules?

Edited April 22, 2019 by ulukinatme

[Steamboat1874 4184]

[Pescado_Rojo 19475]

I'm at the age where I can creep on the moms AND the daughters in the Facebook Easter pics. 

[Incredulity 11742]

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'm at the age where I can creep on the moms AND the daughters in the Facebook Easter pics. 

share the wealth.

[hobbes2702 13173]

This thread sucks

[TrashMaster G 17803]

22 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

This thread sucks

Yep.  OP negged for failure to deliver.

[High Plains Drifter 11092]

22 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'm at the age where I can creep on the moms AND the daughters in the Facebook Easter pics. 

So, you are somewhere in age between birth and death. Me too.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22069]

I'm at the age where I can creep on the grandmas, moms, and daughters.

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

This thread is such a disappointment.  

[Beau Vine 55069]

Negged.

['stache 21929]

Seriously, wtf with this thread?

[Underdog 28894]

On 4/22/2019 at 9:04 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

GDit, still waiting on the download to complete. 

[Bullneck 19331]

[Bullneck 19331]

Edited April 24, 2019 by Bullneck

[NAVY 6868]

Nasty church ass up in here. Booooo

Love the concept though. 

 

[RPM 26434]

Apparently the firewall at work is blocking OP's pics.

[NAVY 6868]

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

Apparently the firewall at work is blocking OP's pics.

The firewall is doing you a favor amigo. 

N

[NAVY 6868]

To lazy to figure out posting images, butt here is some old church ass news: 

http://www.faceofmalawi.com/2014/11/drama-as-pastor-undresses-and-kiss-female-church-members-ass/

Have some eye bleach handy. 

 

[Armybrat 41047]

Is that a dildo in his hand?

[TexArcher 38449]

I'll take They Forgot the Most Important Part, for one thousand, Alex.