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Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”

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This thread is like when you were a kid and you found one of those plastic Easter eggs your mom had filled with pennies after she ran out of candy. 

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  On 4/21/2019 at 7:26 PM, Newdoc said:
Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”


Sometime in Judah before Christ walked the Earth. Ishtar = Ashtoret

It’s spring time. Release those symbols of life and fertility!
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  On 4/21/2019 at 7:26 PM, Newdoc said:

Got to say it was kinda weird. When did Easter Sunday dress become like Halloween dress for the 18-25 year olds? “Thanks Jesus! Here are my boobs.”

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I guess I need to start going  to church again.

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I really don't understand why girls feel it's ok to dress like a prostitute at church. I just don't get it. 

If what you are wearing is going to show you off in a biblical sense when you kneel at the communion rail, that might be a hint it's inappropriate for church. 

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  On 4/21/2019 at 7:32 PM, Your Mom said:
This thread is like when you were a kid and you found one of those plastic Easter eggs your mom had filled with pennies after she ran out of candy. 

I read “pennies” as “penises”.
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  On 4/21/2019 at 8:33 PM, Uncle Nate said:

I really don't understand why girls feel it's ok to dress like a prostitute at church. I just don't get it. 

If what you are wearing is going to show you off in a biblical sense when you kneel at the communion rail, that might be a hint it's inappropriate for church. 

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Maybe I should start going to church

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  On 4/21/2019 at 9:37 PM, TornACL said:
Maybe I should start going to church


Even if you’re an atheist or a heathen, you should go to church during the spring Sunday’s. You will see God’s blessings for man.
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  On 4/21/2019 at 10:36 PM, Brothahorn said:

 


Even if you’re an atheist or a heathen, you should go to church during the spring Sunday’s. You will see God’s blessings for man.

 

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I fear that's what @ERhine  has taken to doing on Sunday mornings lately. 

I much prefer his old Sunday routine and am praying for his relapse. 

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