Lieutenant gov. Dan Patrick

[Nice Guy Eddie 13416]

23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Except they heard 5 weeks of evidence and the defense effectively offered no defense. And as far as it being 34 counts. It was basically 1 crime repeated 34 times.

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Hey Dan! Go fuck yourself. You just confirmed you're neither a judge nor a lawyer. You're not adding any insight.

[C-Man 27069]

 

[tx 3 putt 76421]

15 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Hey Dan! Go fuck yourself. You just confirmed you're neither a judge nor a lawyer. You're not adding any insight.

 

[Voldemort86 2259]

I wish this guy would join rush Limbaugh asap. He’s such a worthless waste of space. He brings nothing of value to anything.  Please die sir.

[Bozo_Casanova 26298]

5 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

He’s such a worthless waste of space. He brings nothing of value to anything.  

That’s not true! Because of Gov. Patrick we know what an old man looks like in women’s jeans.

[C-Man 27069]

What a cock-munch.

[Dnaguy 11777]

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

What a cock-munch.
 

 

These MFers 1.) Thought this was going to hit Brownsville and couldn’t care less then 2.) As it turned north it was only going to be a Cat 1 and just said ‘Awwww it’s not so bad’ 

When you control all parts of the government and have no real opposition, this is the government you get.

Do better Texas.

[TDunk 590]

I couldn't name any other state's Lt. Gov besides this dipshit.  If you gave me a multiple choice question for the state I live in, I would probably fail. 

[Js1 85131]

As I posted in another thread that got removed, Patrick told the papers that Biden can just call his FEMA people to hand the phone to Patrick.  So the acting governor of one of the largest states in the lower 48 refuses to take the President's call directly during a crisis

[TDunk 590]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

As I posted in another thread that got removed, Patrick told the papers that Biden can just call his FEMA people to hand the phone to Patrick.  So the acting governor of one of the largest states in the lower 48 refuses to take the President's call directly during a crisis

If only this idea had legs for other states.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13416]

Lt. Dan saying that he's not hard to find if Biden needs to talk to him. MFer, it's not the President's job to track you down when your state is the one that needs assistance. You reach out to the President for help not the other way.

[Updawg 2261]

Didn’t something like this happen before and the fed gov cant do anything until the state asks them first

[Chad Fuck 17570]

Lt. Dan saying that he's not hard to find if Biden needs to talk to him. MFer, it's not the President's job to track you down when your state is the one that needs assistance. You reach out to the President for help not the other way.

Is anyone surprised Dan “I don’t need a law degree to judge this impeachment” Goeb doesn’t know how government works?

[Js1 85131]

29 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Didn’t something like this happen before and the fed gov cant do anything until the state asks them first

Doesn’t the state have to declare an emergency first?

[tx 3 putt 76421]

What’s the time and date on the submitted paper work ?

[Satchel 6908]

10 hours ago, Js1 said:

As I posted in another thread that got removed, Patrick told the papers that Biden can just call his FEMA people to hand the phone to Patrick.  So the acting governor of one of the largest states in the lower 48 refuses to take the President's call directly during a crisis

That Elmer Gantry wannabe makes me want to hurl.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13416]

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What’s the time and date on the submitted paper work ?

They’re backdating a document as we speak. 
 

Chronicle pointed out that with many (all?) Texas hurricanes both Abbott and Perry declared an emergency and requested federal assistance BEFORE the hurricane hit. Lt Dan waited until the day after (Tuesday) because he claimed that he needed to personally survey the disaster.

Wtf. 

[Updawg 2261]

I think that same article also states that Harris county had to do much of the paperwork for the state. Something that has never happened before.

[YGIFS 19449]

Good question, did anybody in our State leadership actually declare a State of Emergency for at a portion of the affected areas?  
 

Abbott in South Korea, "Sorry, I'm between fax machines right now.  Maybe when I get back."

-But sir, you're literally in the country that invented e-signature technology.

"What's that?  You're breaking up, can't hear you.  Call you when we land."  

[Nice Guy Eddie 13416]

8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Good question, did anybody in our State leadership actually declare a State of Emergency for at a portion of the affected areas?  
 

Abbott in South Korea, "Sorry, I'm between fax machines right now.  Maybe when I get back."

-But sir, you're literally in the country that invented e-signature technology.

"What's that?  You're breaking up, can't hear you.  Call you when we land."  

As a misdirect, Abbott is calling for an investigation into the power outage.

anything to not put themselves in the direction of criticism of failing to act as state leaders.