Lieutenant gov. Dan Patrick

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

If Patrick’s screw-up regarding the mail in ballots causes Republicans to lose votes because the registration misses the deadline, that is going to be all the Democrats fault I’m sure. Even though it was a Republican Lt. Gov. in a red state sending the info out to Republican voters….

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He wants a Texas version of Don't Say Gay or whatever.

https://www.kxan.com/news/texas-politics/lt-gov-dan-patrick-wants-texas-version-of-florida-law-that-critics-dubbed-dont-say-gay-bill/

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Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick said Monday he will prioritize passing Texas legislation that mimics the recently signed Florida bill referred to as the “Don’t Say Gay” law.

That state’s controversial law prohibits classroom lessons on sexual orientation or gender identity for kids below the fourth grade or any instruction that is not “age-appropriate or developmentally appropriate” for older students. It has come under heavy scrutiny as opponents of the bill say it will harm LGBTQ children.

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While Texas’ next legislative session doesn’t start until January, the issue will be addressed in Education Committee hearings before then, Patrick said in a campaign email.

“I will make this law a top priority in the next session,” he said.

Keep on being obsessed with sex and kids and what not.

[tx 3 putt 78483]

Dan Patrick needs to go back to his home state and stop fucking up Texas 

[Blotto 23975]

So when introducing Patrick to elementary age kids, they will just skirt the truth? "Hey everyone, this is Dan. When Dan's not busy being our Lt Governor, he enjoys watching the Ellen Degeneres show and driving his Suburu."

[SubliminalHorn 6996]

Add another reason to want to leave this shit hole of a state. Fascists continue their march 

[StassneyHorn 6755]

When do public schools start sex ed classes now?

[Gooby 642]

Is there an instance of this happening anywhere?  I mean, where elementary school kids are receiving sex education...especially those in kindergarten through 3rd grade...or is this just more of Genital Dan trying to stop a problem that doesn't exist?

[C-Man 27698]

49 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

When do public schools start sex ed classes now?

7th or 8th grade with my kids. This is a fucking non-issue for anybody other than pearl-clutching, Alt-Right shit-bags like Dan Patrick and his ilk. The real aim is to remove any literature/teaching that "normalizes" same sex relationships for younger kids, I think.

[kevwun 16344]

They have to generate outrage to keep the money coming in.

[StassneyHorn 6755]

Well it’s a good think kids only read Hank the Cow Dog, Harry Potter, and Hatchet.

[Brisketexan 106675]

Well it’s a good think kids only read Hank the Cow Dog, Harry Potter, and Hatchet.

[aggy] but maybe Hank the cow dog is gay? Didja think of that? I mean, I heard that dogs can be gay. There’s ways of tellin’…. [/aggy]

[kevwun 16344]

And he likes rolling around in sewage.  One time he hallucinated because of it.  He's a drug using gay dog.

[tx 3 putt 78483]

1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

When do public schools start sex ed classes now?

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[mchookem 16739]

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Oh good, not only is the carpet bagger an expert on who is and isn't a real Texan, he's now an expert on school shootings.  I'm sure police departments across the country will be lining up to take lessons from him.

Walking that back is such a spineless move.  Wonder how many text messages from LEO unions it took to make him walk that back.

[Voldemort86 2259]

Bathroom Dan has covid.  Is it too much to ask for the same result from the rush Limbaugh thread to happen here?
 

at the very least, I hope he’s in the bathroom standing over the toilet coughing up blood.

[DigglerontheHoof 21521]

31 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Bathroom Dan has covid.  Is it too much to ask for the same result from the rush Limbaugh thread to happen here?
 

at the very least, I hope he’s in the bathroom standing over the toilet coughing up blood.

He's vaccinated...guaranteed. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

52 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Bathroom Dan has covid.  Is it too much to ask for the same result from the rush Limbaugh thread to happen here?
 

at the very least, I hope he’s in the bathroom standing over the toilet coughing up blood.

Covid can't kill daywalkers. 

[Disco Strangler 1911]

He was once bravely willing to die for the economy (and take my grandparents with him).  Not too late to take one for the team, Dan.

https://www.texastribune.org/2020/04/21/texas-dan-patrick-economy-coronavirus/

[chainsaw 10250]

Praying hard. Join me in prayer...

[Hookah Horns 3089]

You owe us one Covid!

[SydneyCarton 49405]

On 7/25/2022 at 7:06 AM, Voldemort86 said:

Bathroom Dan has covid.  Is it too much to ask for the same result from the rush Limbaugh thread to happen here?
 

at the very least, I hope he’s in the bathroom standing over the toilet coughing up blood.

You want to slave over this thread for another 8 years while Patrick lives well and then eventually dies of cancer? Well, ok. 

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On 7/25/2022 at 7:06 AM, Voldemort86 said:

Bathroom Dan has covid.  Is it too much to ask for the same result from the rush Limbaugh thread to happen here?
 

at the very least, I hope he’s in the bathroom standing over the toilet coughing up blood.

He said he’s vaccinated and boosted.

[Sawbonz 28093]

 

[tx 3 putt 78483]

It’s very well established that Patrick is unqualified to be Lt Gov 

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48 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

It’s very well established that Patrick is unqualified to be Lt Gov 

You don’t have to be crazy to work there, but it helps.

[Brisketexan 106675]

It’s very well established that Patrick is unqualified to be Lt Gov 

Which, in GQP land, actually makes him the most qualified candidate around. The worse they are, the better they are.

[Satchel 6982]

Another Republican endorses Collier:

https://www.reformaustin.org/elections/notable-republicans-endorsing-mike-collier-for-lt-gov/

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[Voldemort86 2259]

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Picture on the right looks like the Geriatic bingo club.

[tx 3 putt 78483]

3 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Picture on the right looks like the Geriatic bingo club.

 

they have plenty of ketchup 

[Pancho 46088]

Just learned that Patrick campaigned in my hometown. Gainesville and Cooke County are 85/15 R and 80/20 R  in a good day for Dems.

Patrick shouldn’t be wasting his resources on these types of stops so it makes me wonder/hopeful then I remember it’s Texas.

[Voldemort86 2259]

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Just learned that Patrick campaigned in my hometown. Gainesville and Cooke County are 85/15 R and 80/20 R  in a good day for Dems.

Patrick shouldn’t be wasting his resources on these types of stops so it makes me wonder/hopeful then I remember it’s Texas.

He goes to bumfuck rural areas because not many people in the cities would show up to support him. Even the republicans in city areas hate him, they just vote for him because R.

[JohnnyRage 1617]

I don't understand why Beto didn't run for the most important position, and winnable, in Texas.

[tx 3 putt 78483]

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Tax them 

[HenryJames 67134]

It’s never honor Judaism.

[Voldemort86 2259]

I keep hoping when this thread is bumped, it’s to say something bad happened to him.  It’s cool…… I know we had to wait awhile on rush Limbaugh.

[Satchel 6982]

The only difference between Patrick and Hershel is Patrick takes his meds and Hershel doesn’t.

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39 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The only difference between Patrick and Hershel is Patrick takes his meds and Hershel doesn’t.

That little stay in Spring Shadows Glenn or wherever did him some good.

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[freyguy 4366]

You fools, throw some white claws at him!!

[YGIFS 19456]

If you take the sound off when he/they is in the jersey at halfcourt, it looks like he/they are kicking off a WNBA old-timers game

[pacman 7497]

"It's not a political night"

Says the idiot who invited a politician to a basketball jersey retirement ceremony...

[Voldemort86 2259]

Should have had the 2 biggest guys on the court grab him and take him to the nearest bathroom then given him a massive swirly.

potty Patrick would’ve loved it deep down. The sick fuck.

[Voldemort86 2259]

 

 

[Voldemort86 2259]

Bathroom Dan effectively kills gaming expansion and marijuana reform in another session.

[YGIFS 19456]

But Texas can continue to sell scratch-offs and lotto tickets, right?  Not only is that not gaming/gambling, nobody and I mean fucking nobody has any fucking clue where that money goes.  A C-level member of the Texas Permanent School Fund (with a love of alcohol) indicated that Dan Patrick has privately quashed reporting mechanisms time and time again at TPSF.  But were you and I to play a hand of blackjack with every cent of our rate reported within an inch of its life...that'd just be a bridge too far.  

Dan Patrick really is the Karen of statewide office holders.  

[RPM 26572]

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But Texas can continue to sell scratch-offs and lotto tickets, right? 

That's because it passed when that heathen libqueen Ann Richards was in office. He just hasn't got around to killing it.