Lieutenant gov. Dan Patrick

[Bama Chick 28,596]

lol and I posted this in the wrong assholes thread.

This has been a long week!

[TexLonghorn 5,595]

Well, well, well... look who's still being a dick:

Hopefully someone can come forward with proof of a republican committing fraud (as they are usually the ones committing the fraud) and rake in the dough.

Edited November 10, 2020 by TexLonghorn

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,844]

Didn't trump, uh, win Texas?

[Updawg 2,261]

[Guest Lobo]

I know he did okay before elected office, but does Dan Patrick really have $1.0mm to blow on something like this?  I mean I know he's probably worth a million dollars, and I know he's blown a lot of people, but my question is specifically a million dollars to spare of his own money on an agenda like this?  Without oral sex?  Or maybe with oral sex.  I mean that's between the person reporting the fraud and the Lt. Governor.  

[CooterBrown 17,917]

Somebody should tweet back that Patrick blows too...in rest stop bathrooms. Allegedly.

[atomheartbevo 89,456]

47 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Somebody should tweet back that Patrick blows too...in rest stop bathrooms. Allegedly.

[HenryJames 65,890]

Texas Republicans are led by a post-menopausal lesbian and a war criminal who was too crazy for Florida.

[troph 24,573]

Texas Republicans are led by a post-menopausal lesbian and a war criminal who was too crazy for Florida.

Stone butch lesbian. You’re giving the vast majority of lesbians a bad rap.

[Guest Lobo]

I don't know about 'Stone Butch', but I think somebody said it best on here a couple years ago---Dan Patrick looks like what happens when Lilith Fair runs out of money and agrees to be sponsored by Kohl's.  

[C-Man 27,068]

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Didn't trump, uh, win Texas?

[Updawg 2,261]

Pretty sure Dan goeb Patrick goeb just wants to suck a dick. Ntttaw

[4th&Five 41,461]

 

[David Dennison 18,661]

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Fuck around and find out.

[The Dog 43,814]

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Either nobody told this creepy fucker that Trump has given up on AZ or he's just ignoring it. 

Or he just doesn't know how this shit works. 

All are equal possibilities. 

[elfenix 34,182]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

and if dan patrick had balls

[atomheartbevo 89,456]

6 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Wasn't somebody offering a reward for election fraud, or encouraging election fraud or something?

[The Ace of Aces 5,106]

I have a meeting with Fetterman Monday. Can’t wait to ask him about Patrick. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,342]

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

But your crazy scenario ain’t got no legs, Lt. gov Dan!

[Voldemort86 2,259]

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Good lord this guy is a fucking idiot. 
 

30,000 votes is a lot of freaking votes unless you’re in California, Texas, New York, or Florida. 
 

last time I checked, fuck nut here wasn’t talking about those states. Trump lost by a decent margin in both Georgia and Arizona. Fuck off you creepy asshole.

[Loch Ness Monster 3,533]

Dan Patrick is the same guy that said old people are ready to die for covid so young people can work and go out.

Even if you think that why would you say that?

[atomheartbevo 89,456]

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Dan Patrick is the same guy that said old people are ready to die for covid so young people can work and go out.

Even if you think that why would you say that?

Because you know those old people will still vote for your party, no matter how hard you shit on them?

[Beau Vine 54,008]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But your crazy scenario ain’t got no legs, Lt. gov Dan!

 

[atomheartbevo 89,456]

He's looking more and more like an older Ellen Degeneres in glasses every day.

[Cairn Horn88 8,195]

1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Dan Patrick is the same guy that said old people are ready to die for covid so young people can work and go out.

Even if you think that why would you say that?

....and he wants to be our latex salesman (Gov)!

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,415]

WTF kind of reverse psychology trick is this. Dan Patrick is telling people to stop blaming antifa for the Capitol riots and that it was Trump supporters. Rats from a sinking ship.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/Lt-Gov-Dan-Patrick-says-enough-blaming-15861651.php

[wildcat09 29,266]

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

WTF kind of reverse psychology trick is this. Dan Patrick is telling people to stop blaming antifa for the Capitol riots and that it was Trump supporters. Rats from a sinking ship.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/Lt-Gov-Dan-Patrick-says-enough-blaming-15861651.php

Well shit, now I believe they WERE antifa.

[Voldemort86 2,259]

https://www.marijuanamoment.net/top-texas-lawmakers-say-medical-marijuana-expansion-is-on-the-table-for-2021/
 

Dan Patrick is doing his thing. For some reason, this guy always picks the minority viewpoint on everything ( numerical not skin color) and the people of Texas keep voting him in.

about 70% of this country believes in legalization. Fuck off Dan.

Edited January 13, 2021 by Voldemort86

[RDCanecutter 26,290]

On 1/11/2021 at 4:43 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

WTF kind of reverse psychology trick is this. Dan Patrick is telling people to stop blaming antifa for the Capitol riots and that it was Trump supporters. Rats from a sinking ship.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/Lt-Gov-Dan-Patrick-says-enough-blaming-15861651.php

Redneck Good Ol' Boy Radio Station here was saying the same thing. Reality check, or change in the marching orders?

[Sawbonz 27,443]

On 1/11/2021 at 4:43 PM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

WTF kind of reverse psychology trick is this. Dan Patrick is telling people to stop blaming antifa for the Capitol riots and that it was Trump supporters. Rats from a sinking ship.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/Lt-Gov-Dan-Patrick-says-enough-blaming-15861651.php

Doesn’t he owe the PA Lt Gov a cool million because of fraudulent Trump voters? Maybe he is pissed about that 

[Pancho 44,492]

Doesn't he have better things to do?

 

[Guest Lobo]

Oh good lord, any event that receives public funding?  So if you're hosting a block party in your neighborhood, because that road was built with public funds---we gotta sing the Star Spangled Banner otherwise we lose our road?  

[bolverk 29,413]

That's going to cut into a lot of the already short time bands have for their SXSW gigs.

[Guest Lobo]

Like morning drop-off at my kids' elementary school wasn't already taking long enough as it is.  Now we all gotta get outta the car and sing?  

[Pescado_Rojo 19,332]

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Like morning drop-off at my kids' elementary school wasn't already taking long enough as it is.  Now we all gotta get outta the car and sing?  

Just wait until you're forced to recite the lords prayer, too. 

[elfenix 34,182]

i thought we had a legislature that only works 6 weeks a year to keep them from wasting time on this kind of shit

[Shaddie 1,638]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i thought we had a legislature that only works 6 weeks a year to keep them from wasting time on this kind of shit

Welcome my friends,

to the show that never ends.

[Js1 85,122]

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i thought we had a legislature that only works 6 weeks a year to keep them from wasting time on this kind of shit

Well it's not like they are going to work on important shit like education funding, tax revenue, etc. - it's going to be a whole session of PATRIOTISM, protecting Texas from THE EBIL SOCIALST TAKEOVER BY JOE BIDEN, putting their boots on the neck of the cities for daring to go against Greg Abbott and ELECTION INTEGRITY, led by Briscoe Cain. 

[Patrick Bateman 3,903]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Doesn't he have better things to do?

 

Conservatives always want you out of their lives unless it's them telling you what to do...... Out of business, unless it's them telling business how to act.  Frauds and hypocrites.

[Dr. Teeth 5,832]

I thought Texas was seceding? Stars at Night?

[Underdog 28,457]

In protest, places should show the Carl Lewis or Rosanne Barr renditions. 

[Jive Turkey 12,568]

 

[Bullneck 18,994]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Doesn't he have better things to do?

 

If you have to pass a law commanding people to be patriotic, maybe their hearts and minds aren't into it.

[WBT 20,425]

The Nazis had songs they made the Jews sing.  Probably.

[Guest Lobo]

13 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Dan Patrick seems masculine "in a different but similar way" to Liberace.  

[StassneyHorn 6,540]

I’m gonna vote Republican downballot. I’ve met them at meetings and stuff. They’re different. They laugh at my shitty jokes and 4 paragraph stories.

[Guest Lobo]

That sounds like an awesome strategy actually, can I borrow that?  

[StassneyHorn 6,540]

No you probably end up with some retard on the SBOE

[Beau Vine 54,008]

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

FUCK HIM so very much.

[skeeter 453]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Well it's not like they are going to work on important shit like education funding, tax revenue, etc. - it's going to be a whole session of PATRIOTISM, protecting Texas from THE EBIL SOCIALST TAKEOVER BY JOE BIDEN, putting their boots on the neck of the cities for daring to go against Greg Abbott and ELECTION INTEGRITY, led by Briscoe Cain. 

Someone tell Briscoe Cain to stand up.