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11 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

No you probably end up with some retard on the SBOE

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume the "retard" remark was chosen by you for a certain reason?  

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I have no idea what that means and I'm a Mexican who is drinking right now.  But anyways, for like the tenth time...I would encourage you to just skip my posts, put me on ignore, report them, whatever.  Also to please refrain from using the word "retard" if possible, but it seems to be a $2 word you come from.  But this one paragraph post is getting too long for you, I get it.  I look forward to your continued following from thread to thread making the same comments over and over again.  2021 is looking up you! 

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It means youre a lightweight

I do have you on ignore, every now and then I love to see what see what 4 paragraph post you make about yourself. Keep up the “I’m offended at the word retard, but love using it when I talk about actual family” act.

maybe you can comment on some woman in politics and how you would like to fuck her in the very near future, while lamenting about your daughters and what they would think about the situation. You fucking suck, as a poster, a human, and a voter.

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Wow.  You're like the Dan Patrick of people.  

I'm sorry about the year you've been having, honestly.  If you PM me your info, I got some remaindered furniture I wanna send you.  

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Glad to hear it.  In the spirit of keeping the good times rolling, may I politely suggest resuming your hitherto practice of not reading my posts and going about, what sounds like a merry 2021, for yourself?  I have to admit, I did not think my Dan Patrick/Liberace post (the one you responded do earlier) was terribly pithy...but certainly didn't warrant mention of retards, my children, and me sucking as a voter.  But here we are, perhaps we forget about the remaindered furniture and I'll just give your posts the rest of my rep for the day...you seem like you could use a win.  Cheers.

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Yeah, that's what the remaindered bedframe was for.

(but then he was all, "I have you on ignore despite replying to every single post of yours"...why can't I quit you stassney?) 

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14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

We have such shitty state leadership, but at least our bathrooms are safe and we have to say the pledge of allegiance at Mavericks games.

Ah but you’re wrong. Our bathrooms are still not safe from trans like Dan and the lege is likely to focus on that important issue instead of you know, making sure the lights stay on. At least that’s what they did in the past. 

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https://www.chron.com/politics/article/dan-patrick-harris-county-voter-bill-sb-7-16080442.php


As an aside, Pennsylvania's Lt. Gov. John Fetterman probably won't get any of Patrick's $1 million reward he offered for evidence of voter fraud. When asked if Fetterman would see a payout if three voter fraud cases in Pennsylvania lead to convictions, Patrick quickly dismissed the reporter before ending the press conference.

"You know, just go — you know, don’t ask me a stupid question," Patrick said. "I didn’t come here to take stupid questions from the media. It’s ridiculous, OK?"

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Potty Patrick is determined to keep Texas in the dark ages. Every 2 years our legislature fights over bathrooms, abortions, and the star spangled banner at Mavericks games instead of important things like legalizing sports betting, bringing casinos to Texas, legalizing marijuana, and making sure we don’t have another ice storm that knocks out our power for days on end.

legalizing pot, sports gambling, and casinos would be the easiest way to refill the state coffers after the pandemic did a number on them.

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28 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Potty Patrick is determined to keep Texas in the dark ages. Every 2 years our legislature fights over bathrooms, abortions, and the star spangled banner at Mavericks games instead of important things like legalizing sports betting, bringing casinos to Texas, legalizing marijuana, and making sure we don’t have another ice storm that knocks out our power for days on end.

legalizing pot, sports gambling, and casinos would be the easiest way to refill the state coffers after the pandemic did a number on them.

 

Don't forget beer / wine purchases on Sunday morning, and liquor stores being open on Sunday too.

Seriously though. That shit's so annoying and gets me every fucking time I shop on Sunday.

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Don't forget beer / wine purchases on Sunday morning, and liquor stores being open on Sunday too.

Seriously though. That shit's so annoying and gets me every fucking time I shop on Sunday.

I think liquor stores taking a day off is fine.  Although, they could just as easily switch it to Tuesdays and stay open on Sundays and nobody would really miss a beat.  Strip centers that have big box liquor as a co-anchor would love the additional traffic on a Sunday.  

Never really bothered me to not get beer/wine on Sunday mornings because it's not like I have to run to a fantasy NFL watch party or some shit at 11:30am and grab some beers for the host.  But I like to get my grocery shopping done Sunday morning before Church and before the lines outside, during Covid-19.  And it's annoying at 9am, I can't buy some beer a few bottles of table wine.  

I guess Dan Patrick's rationale is, "You can have your Sunday morning wine, sinner boy!  After I clear the restrooms of perverts, heathens, predators, and snakes!" 

Uh okay, Dan...fuck you're weird.  

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I wish he was getting more shit for the "most people of colors don't own cars" bullshit.  Would it be possible for us brown people to drive up to his Capitol office  in our owned motor vehicles, and blare a boombox a la "Say Anything"?  I know he finds John Cusack kinda dreamy.  

The only fucking guy boldly dumb enough to look at his name "Dannie Scott Goeb" and think "I need to change this up for radio."  Which is perfectly fine, happens every day in the industry.  But does he get rid of the part that sounds an awful lot like another radio producer named Goebbels?  Nope, Dan Goeb Patrick it is!  If you ever find yourself at the DMV and they offer to drop Goeb, or Himmle, or Borman (with just one 'N')........just fucking say "Yes"  

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I wish he was getting more shit for the "most people of colors don't own cars" bullshit.  Would it be possible for us brown people to drive up to his Capitol office  in our owned motor vehicles, and blare a boombox a la "Say Anything"?  I know he finds John Cusack kinda dreamy.  

The only fucking guy boldly dumb enough to look at his name "Dannie Scott Goeb" and think "I need to change this up for radio."  Which is perfectly fine, happens every day in the industry.  But does he get rid of the part that sounds an awful lot like another radio producer named Goebbels?  Nope, Dan Goeb Patrick it is!  If you ever find yourself at the DMV and they offer to drop Goeb, or Himmle, or Borman (with just one 'N')........just fucking say "Yes"  

Somebody said it was because Goeb sounded Jewish, but honestly Dan Patrick is a better radio name.

Also, if you do the drive up by the Capitol thing in your car, and you're brown and there to protest, he'll be expecting your horn to sound like "La Bamba"

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33 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody said it was because Goeb sounded Jewish, but honestly Dan Patrick is a better radio name.

Also, if you do the drive up by the Capitol thing in your car, and you're brown and there to protest, he'll be expecting your horn to sound like "La Bamba" you to be shot on site.

fify.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody said it was because Goeb sounded Jewish, but honestly Dan Patrick is a better radio name.

Also, if you do the drive up by the Capitol thing in your car, and you're brown and there to protest, he'll be expecting your horn to sound like "La Bamba" "La Cucaracha" and for you to be shot on site.

 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

fify.

fixed it for both of you

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1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

How does this guy manage to get enough votes to win?
 

something is seriously wrong with your average Texan for constantly re-electing this man without a second thought.

I like how you immediately answered your own question.

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1 hour ago, Voldemort86 said:

How does this guy manage to get enough votes to win?
 

something is seriously wrong with your average Texan for constantly re-electing this man without a second thought.

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