[Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED

[Dbeasy 15596]

51 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Not a fan of O’Sullivan 9 CWS trips with just 1 title to show for it. IIRC he only even finished runner up twice as well and got bounced by Kent State that one year. He’s Pierce 2.0 with horrible judgement off the field added in. 

This Surly account has to be a bit.  What bit? The guy who's wrong 100% of the time, like clockwork.

[immamac 44354]

There is a coaching speculation thread. I'm locking this for a few hours to get that one seeded and going, this thread is reserved for talking about how much David Pierce fucking sucks and how much he should be fired and when he is probably getting fired.

[ConferenceRoom 6214]

I think he should be fired as much as possible, as soon as possible. 

[Tex Long 4665]

11 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I think he should be fired as much as possible, as soon as possible. 

This cannot be said too much, too soon, or too often.

[BachelorTrek 3321]

[BurntOrange&White 41865]

[Js1 87185]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

[Beau Vine 55867]

I'm about to take a huge dump.  Will have an update later.  $9.95, please.

[BachelorTrek 3321]

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

[Herpa Derpa 6343]

[BachelorTrek 3321]

[Js1 87185]

Anyone who pays actual money for that is truly regarded 

[Laxtonto 13302]

[Had Enough 2120]

Guess we’re ruling out the Kentucky guy as it’s been several hours.

It can only be 1 of 4 guys.

[Pescado_Rojo 19587]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm about to take a huge dump.  Will have an update later.  $9.95, please.

well? 

[Wishbone 4958]

2 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Guess we’re ruling out the Kentucky guy as it’s been several hours.

It can only be 1 of 4 guys.

Don’t know if serious, but you wouldn’t hear anything yet either way. It would take a couple of days or longer yet IMO even if they already had discussions.

[Js1 87185]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Don’t know if serious, but you wouldn’t hear anything yet either way. It would take a couple of days or longer yet IMO even if they already had discussions.

If aggy also makes the finals and we don’t hear the “Texas and Pierce are parting ways” from UT this week, then it’s one of them. If we get it before the finals are over, it’s probably neither 

[dcar00 14972]

CDC probably has an agreement not to mess up SEC championship with a Texas coaching announcement which will take all the focus off the SEC teams no one cares about that are left in the tournament.

[Had Enough 2120]

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Don’t know if serious, but you wouldn’t hear anything yet either way. It would take a couple of days or longer yet IMO even if they already had discussions.

Not serious.  I’ll pull for Schloss as he’s got the best leg sweep.  Would be most surprised with him or Vitello.  

[BachelorTrek 3321]

Pierce, GTFO!

[tx 3 putt 78682]

Just now, dcar00 said:

CDC probably has an agreement not to mess up SEC championship with a Texas coaching announcement which will take all the focus off the SEC teams no one cares about that are left in the tournament.

 

highly believable that the SEC gives input on big announcements (or has rules in place) 

[dcar00 14972]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

 

highly believable that the SEC gives input on big announcements (or has rules in place) 

when they come from Texas yes.

[WBT 20979]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

highly believable that the SEC gives input on big announcements (or has rules in place) 

like a gentlemen's agreement?

[tx 3 putt 78682]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

like a gentlemen's agreement?

 

do as we say if you want to be in the SEC

[Victor R. Franko 90]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm about to take a huge dump.  Will have an update later.  $9.95, please.

You know what a big turd dump WIN is?, It's when I a huge, big ass turd, folds over itself before going down the toilet and doesn't stop up the toilet. That, My Man, is HUGE DUMP!

[Beau Vine 55867]

5 minutes ago, Victor R. Franko said:

You know what a big turd dump WIN is?, It's when I a huge, big ass turd, folds over itself before going down the toilet and doesn't stop up the toilet. That, My Man, is HUGE DUMP!

Then I did not have a win.  It was actually kinda loose because I've been drinking mimosas all morning, like I'd be doing if I were in Omaha.   $9.95 please.

[wood 11766]

8 minutes ago, Victor R. Franko said:

You know what a big turd dump WIN is?, It's when I a huge, big ass turd, folds over itself before going down the toilet and doesn't stop up the toilet. That, My Man, is HUGE DUMP!

[Tex Long 4665]

7 minutes ago, Victor R. Franko said:

You know what a big turd dump WIN is?, It's when I a huge, big ass turd, folds over itself before going down the toilet and doesn't stop up the toilet. That, My Man, is HUGE DUMP!

Nahhh. It's a WIN if it's too big to fold, but you get the leading point just under the ledge and it goes down anyway.

[Beau Vine 55867]

I'd like to formally apologize for my role in the turn this thread has taken.

 

[Tex Long 4665]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Then I did not have a win.  It was actually kinda loose because I've been drinking mimosas all morning, like I'd be doing if I were in Omaha.   $9.95 please.

Psyllium hulls in caps. Like a charm. Says up to 6 caps, I only take 1. 

[Jack Handey 57]

2 hours ago, Victor R. Franko said:

You know what a big turd dump WIN is?, It's when I a huge, big ass turd, folds over itself before going down the toilet and doesn't stop up the toilet. That, My Man, is HUGE DUMP!

Agree to disagree. 

[Beau Vine 55867]

54 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Psyllium hulls in caps. Like a charm. Says up to 6 caps, I only take 1. 

pass

[D3zii 3938]

 

 

[Tex Long 4665]

23 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

pass

Not a bit of that for me. Def no diarrhea, no fartulence. Once a day, period. Don't try if it scares you. Just sayin'.

[TrashMaster G 18094]

Jfc, step away for a couple of hours and the thread goes to shit.

[LTtxfan 50005]

[troph 25227]

Fire DP to coaching speculation then it gets locked and unlocked and you reward imma with talking about your bowel movements? Goddamn yall are either 4 or 72 years old. 

[Radical Larry 28822]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'd like to formally apologize for my role in the turn this thread has taken.

 

Most threads here are shit, so no harm, no foul. 

[TejasPedro 1917]

 

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Depends 

[BurntOrange&White 41865]

7 hours ago, troph said:

Fire DP to coaching speculation then it gets locked and unlocked and you reward imma with talking about your bowel movements? Goddamn yall are either 4 or 72 years old. 

David Pierce is a bowel movement 

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

What happens to this board if pierce doesn’t get fired and we find out cdc was never even considering it?

[closetojumping 65427]

Great fucking work on this page, guys. 

[ClubWhatever 12310]

12 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What happens to this board if pierce doesn’t get fired and we find out cdc was never even considering it?

I think it's been established that we would set BO&W on fire

[troph 25227]

14 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

What happens to this board if pierce doesn’t get fired and we find out cdc was never even considering it?

balcones:

 

[runthebone 8377]

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I'd like to formally apologize for my role in the turn this thread has taken.

 

You just made it extra David Pierc-y

[BurntOrange&White 41865]

Helobious can sleep easy at night....

 

[Js1 87185]

did he ever drop his “update” he was “working on” for “later?”

[BurntOrange&White 41865]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

did he ever drop his “update” he was “working on” for “later?”

Said he's played phone tag with the other source and will post as soon as he talks to him. I suppose it is good he's getting multiple sources and opinions.

[troph 25227]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Said he's played phone tag with the other source and will post as soon as he talks to him. I suppose it is good he's getting multiple sources and opinions.

no leaks --> I'm working on it.

no leaks --> I'm still working on it, need to talk to another source to make double sure.

no leaks --> trust CDC, he's got a process, tight lipped, but know it's a professional process.

no leaks --> I'm told Texas will get their guy.

no leaks --> I'm told expect an announcement soon after the CWS, if not during the finals weekend.

no leaks --> dis gunna be gud.

announcement --> I tell ya fellas, what an impressive process. CDC is the best AD in the country, and I was told {INSERT NEW COACH NAME HERE} was CDC's guy all along, get ready for a good ride.

$9.95 please.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3598]

3 minutes ago, troph said:

no leaks --> I'm working on it.

no leaks --> I'm still working on it, need to talk to another source to make double sure.

no leaks --> trust CDC, he's got a process, tight lipped, but know it's a professional process.

no leaks --> I'm told Texas will get their guy.

no leaks --> I'm told expect an announcement soon after the CWS, if not during the finals weekend.

no leaks --> dis gunna be gud.

announcement --> I tell ya fellas, what an impressive process. CDC is the best AD in the country, and I fully trust his confidence in David Pierce as the guy going forward. CDC wants to see how he performs in a year in the SEC before making any big moves. 

$9.95 please.

FIFY

Edited June 20 by The_Great_Hornsby