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57 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

Calvin Anderson, former Rice player and graduate, has now signed with the Patriots.

Seemed pretty clear to me.

 Damn, I actually just glanced at it and thought it was a tweet from the patriots Twitter account neglecting to mention Texas in anyway. 

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midnight toker

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35 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

You appear to be incapable of analytical thinking.  Fuck off. 

 

Can you elaborate?  I thought Anderson was good, but at OU clearly there's a reputation that benefited their linemen.  Could have  benefited  Mr. Anderson too.  

 

32 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Get off the internet so you aren’t tying up your trailer’s phone line, and go back to deep-dicking your sister. 

You still use dial-up? Nice.  I love deep-dicking my sister but she's with my uncle. 

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Calvin Anderson thanks his lucky stars he got graduate hours at UT rather than attending the toothless meth den in Norman,  Oklahoma.  The OU lifestyle is like one long episode of First 48 or Live PD where meth addicted skanks stir up shit that turn into parking lot murders.  Enjoy deep dicking that sister, gooner.  

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1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Calvin Anderson thanks his lucky stars he got graduate hours at UT rather than attending the toothless meth den Norman,  Oklahoma.  The OU lifestyle is like one long episode of First 48 or Live PD where meth addicted skanks stir up shit that turn into parking lot murders.  Enjoy deep dicking that sister, gooner.  

I think the graduate hours dont equate to the kind of bonus drafted players typically get.  The toothless meth thing inst really as prevalent as you seem to believe.   I told you already, my sister is with my uncle so i cant deep dick her anymore. Speaking of murder, there have been a lot more UT students killed lately than OU students.  You dont want to bring that one up

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I have been to every Texas/OU game since 2000 and went to several more back the late 70's and early 80's.  I sit in the upper level near mid field.    Even the so called  "affluent" sooners look and act like trailer trash.  The toothless, meth and trash vibe is strong. among the "elite".     

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3 hours ago, midnight toker said:


If he would’ve chosen Oklahoma, he probably would’ve gotten drafted at the least.

Yea it's a bummer. Riley could've taught him with all his knowledge and experience on how to love the cock and choke in big games. He really learned a lot from Big Game Bob. 

Also, enjoy representing your unranked university of dick lovers and idiots. Yes, that's right, you oklahomos are actually unranked as a university:

https://www.usnews.com/best-colleges/university-of-oklahoma-3184

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5 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

 

Yea it's a bummer. Riley could've taught him with all his knowledge and experience on how to love the cock and choke in big games. He really learned a lot from Big Game Bob. 

Also, enjoy representing your unranked university of dick lovers and idiots. Yes, that's right, you oklahomos are actually unranked as a university:

https://www.usnews.com/best-colleges/university-of-oklahoma-3184

If it makes you feel better to  discuss gay sex, I guess that’s on you, must be an Austin thing, with all the dildos n such. 

 

 He would have definitely learned a lot from bedenbaugh, the nations best offensive  line coach, and he would have greatly benefited from a financial standpoint which unfortunately right now, he is suffering from having made a less than stellar choice.    A  university ranking has no effect on where these guys get drafted ,  I wonder if Anderson was duped into believing that or something,  since you  brought it up 

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1 hour ago, midnight toker said:

True. It’s not like Bedenbaugh got 4/4 linemen drafted. Very stupid. 

well... that makes 4 entrenched OL plus zomg the best center little lincoln has every seen play. So Calvin wouldn't have gotten PT and would have the distinct dishonor of being the first Rice grad in history to take graduate coursework at OU. Now please leave.

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10 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

well... that makes 4 entrenched OL plus zomg the best center little lincoln has every seen play. So Calvin wouldn't have gotten PT and would have the distinct dishonor of being the first Rice grad in history to take graduate coursework at OU. Now please leave.

So much this^

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14 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

well... that makes 4 entrenched OL plus zomg the best center little lincoln has every seen play. So Calvin wouldn't have gotten PT and would have the distinct dishonor of being the first Rice grad in history to take graduate coursework at OU. Now please leave.

 He could have came in and tried out for a starting spot. Could have come in and done it too, and earned himself a better chance at being drafted & being a part of the best oline in the country. But hey at least he didn’t have to take any classes at OU, I heard you go to hell for that 

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17 minutes ago, midnight toker said:

 He could have came in and tried out for a starting spot. Could have come in and done it too, and earned himself a better chance at being drafted & being a part of the best oline in the country. But hey at least he didn’t have to take any classes at OU, I heard you go to hell for that 

Why would anyone smart enough to get an undergraduate degree from Rice and a master's degree from UT want anything to do with OU?  Anderson is a Texan and when his pro career is over, he will have access to great opportunities in Texas by virtue of his Rice and UT background.   Those four OU draft slugs will be out of the NFL and broke in less than two years, just like most of Stoops' and Barry's recruits.  Is that Heisman winner still trying to sell BBQ in East Texas?  Maybe they can get a job as bouncers at the big casino on the reservation.  

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2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

This is a very poor troll effort that should be over shortly. I do understand though why an OU fan can't comprehend why a Rice grad wouldn't transfer to their school. They're used to getting transfers from A&M and Alabama and other shit schools I guess? 

Hurts is  going to crash and burn with this re-tooled OU OL.  Creed Humphrey is good, but the rest are untested.  Ossai is going to beast,  Kyler Murray got a huge break with a veteran OU team coming back after Baker Mayfield left.   Hurts not so much.  He is going to be running backwards for his life just like he did at Bama before he got benched.  

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26 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Why would anyone smart enough to get an undergraduate degree from Rice and a master's degree from UT want anything to do with OU?  Anderson is a Texan and when his pro career is over, he will have access to great opportunities in Texas by virtue of his Rice and UT background.   Those four OU draft slugs will be out of the NFL and broke in less than two years, just like most of Stoops' and Barry's recruits.  Is that Heisman winner still trying to sell BBQ in East Texas?  Maybe they can get a job as bouncers at the big casino on the reservation.  

Uhh to get drafted. And to win something.  Why go to tx other than to lose? He could have stayed at rice. Not sure what he gained at tx other than hype,  but you know Herman promised him something more than the diarrhea that he got. Those 4 guys from OU have given no reason to think they’ll be out in 2 years.   Plus they got a nice bonus. In fact, not being Drafted  means you are significantly less likely to be in the league in next two years than somebody who wasn’t.    You are making the wrong argument here  

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27 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

This is a very poor troll effort that should be over shortly. I do understand though why an OU fan can't comprehend why a Rice grad wouldn't transfer to their school. They're used to getting transfers from A&M and Alabama and other shit schools I guess? 

 I am not trying to troll at all, I honestly believe that Anderson probably would’ve been drafted if he had chosen to play for bedenbaugh  instead.   A rice graduate would transfer to Oklahoma if he had hopes to get to the next level. It’s the main reason most people transfer; because they arent getting enough playing time, or they want to get a better chance to play the next level.  It’s kind of a proven thing for transfers who go to OU. 

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25 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Hurts is  going to crash and burn with this re-tooled OU OL.  Creed Humphrey is good, but the rest are untested.  Ossai is going to beast,  Kyler Murray got a huge break with a veteran OU team coming back after Baker Mayfield left.   Hurts not so much.  He is going to be running backwards for his life just like he did at Bama before he got benched.  

Maybe he will, but Anderson would have definitely gotten a much bigger bonus by being drafted than being undrafted 

 

 As far as hurts goes, maybe, maybe not.  I’m not going to complain about anything that happens next year because I don’t expect the quarterback position to be the strong point.  But I am also not concerned about hurts being able to lead the team,  it doesn’t hurt to have a national champion with a bunch of experience At qb

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2 minutes ago, midnight toker said:

Maybe he will, but Anderson would have definitely gotten a much bigger bonus by being drafted than being undrafted 

 

 As far as hurts goes, maybe, maybe not.  I’m not going to complain about anything that happens next year because I don’t expect the quarterback position to be the strong point.  But I am also not concerned about hurts being able to lead the team,  it doesn’t hurt to have a national champion with a bunch of experience At qb

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2 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

I have been to every Texas/OU game since 2000 and went to several more back the late 70's and early 80's.  I sit in the upper level near mid field.    Even the so called  "affluent" sooners look and act like trailer trash.  The toothless, meth and trash vibe is strong. among the "elite".     

Can I get dibs on your tickets this year?

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