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On 1/3/2025 at 9:01 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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I was fencing until the pandemic. About 20 years older than the seasoned adults, 40+ years more than the mobs of pretty-good high school/college kids. You had to use your brain.

So at the start of each tournament round, when you'd shake hands, I, graybeard, might hunch over a little extra, maybe wheeze out a "let's just have a good fun match," sort of slouch back, put on mask and get in a stance.

And the EXACT SPLIT SECOND the judge said "fence," leap through the air and stab em in the face.

Damn it felt good to be a gangster.

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