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What do you do if you win the lottery for realz?


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Just bought my $521 million megamillions ticket, bitches.  With my winnings, I will crush my enemies.  I will see them driven before me. And I will hear the lamentations of their women.  Then I'll by a big ass boat.

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I would buy a massive chunk of beachside property in Belize. build a house on it, but also build a small bar close to water,  make sure its got every type of satellite dish to lure in the tourists from Europe and the US in,  and hire 5 hot  18-25 year lady bartenders to handle the bar while I just sit back and become the master of my domain.

I wouldnt call it work, I would call it relaxation and mental stimulation

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I'd buy a penthouse apartment somewhere near an international airport that I can leave for weeks/months at a time and use that as a base to travel.  Go down the list of top restaurants in the world.  Maybe do an around the world cruise.

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44 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Hire a tax attorney and meet with a CFP. Then I'll happily retire and open up a dog rescue.

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This sounds absurdly responsible. Are you sure you're on the right website?

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Give family and close friends a decent amount of money (enough to make a real difference).

Buy a fully loaded Winnebago and travel across US with my hubby and dog Little Bitty

Donate to charities and volunteer wherever we decide to Build our dream home and live

But a brick at Texas Exes center like my late dad has

Shit like that...

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11 minutes ago, futureman said:

tell me about the treatment. 

Bitch you don’t need to know. Go get a job and move out of mom’s basement.

I may have a place you can stay while you assimilate to the outside world. I will send you a pamphlet.

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well, now, you can’t win if you don’t play
This is true, but I already have 50 million dependents. Let them pay the regressive tax guessing gsme, win, and that's one off my list.
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On ‎3‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 4:09 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

I would buy a massive chunk of beachside property in Belize. build a house on it, but also build a small bar close to water,  make sure its got every type of satellite dish to lure in the tourists from Europe and the US in,  and hire 5 hot  18-25 year lady bartenders to handle the bar while I just sit back and become the master of my domain.

I wouldnt call it work, I would call it relaxation and mental stimulation

Shit, you don't have to win the lottery to do that.

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Lets say its atleast 200 million....

Im giving away half to certain friends and family with stipulation all kids have college funds set up so we can start a dynasty 

Then im buying about 4 modest places around the world and sticking 20 million in a fund and then going to see if i can spend rest before i die 

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On 3/30/2018 at 4:37 PM, Sandman said:

Pay off the house and cars. Buy land in the county and build a Kennedy-style compound. No rapes, though.

This is good choice.  Definitely no rapes, but the occasional forced lobotomy would probably happen.

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