What do you do if you win the lottery for realz?

[Sbbruin 21829]

Just bought my $521 million megamillions ticket, bitches.  With my winnings, I will crush my enemies.  I will see them driven before me. And I will hear the lamentations of their women.  Then I'll by a big ass boat.

[GhostRider 169]

For some reason, your reduction in font size made me laugh.

[ulukinatme 1763]

If I win I'd tell your wife to quit callin'.  Only high class ho's from here on out.

[chikin23 384]

I'll be sitting on a beach, earning 20%.

[Obligatory Simpsons 14]

[Horn_Spanker 524]

Move to a blue state

[Lou 264]

No longer be an accountant.

[SurlyBDR 22770]

Whatever the fuck I want to do... after buying my new ranch

 

 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

I would buy a massive chunk of beachside property in Belize. build a house on it, but also build a small bar close to water,  make sure its got every type of satellite dish to lure in the tourists from Europe and the US in,  and hire 5 hot  18-25 year lady bartenders to handle the bar while I just sit back and become the master of my domain.

I wouldnt call it work, I would call it relaxation and mental stimulation

[Pig Bellmont 8712]

Take a picture of the winning ticket, post it to Facebook and tell everyone that I will give away $10mm to anyone that likes or shares the post

[cabowabo 4484]

Obligatory:

[Sandman 3403]

Pay off the house and cars. Buy land in the county and build a Kennedy-style compound. No rapes, though.

[coolsax 49]

set up a Trust or LLC before I sign the ticket to keep myself anonymous.

[Mo Horn 8831]

I'd buy a penthouse apartment somewhere near an international airport that I can leave for weeks/months at a time and use that as a base to travel.  Go down the list of top restaurants in the world.  Maybe do an around the world cruise.

Edited March 30, 2018 by Mo Horn

[SurlyBDR 22770]

[Brew 3049]

Island never to be heard from again. Kids can have the rest.

[Wild Bill 324]

1 hour ago, Sandman said:

Pay off the house and cars. Buy land in the county and build a Kennedy-style compound. No rapes, though.

But its implied.

[Wild Bill 324]

1 hour ago, coolsax said:

set up a Trust or LLC before I sign the ticket to keep myself anonymous.

This or whatever it takes to be anonymous.

[Steamboat1874 4049]

Not sure...will tell you in the morning.

[Mother mopar 3318]

Hire a tax attorney and meet with a CFP. Then I'll happily retire and open up a dog rescue.

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[Quasimofo 406]

As I've said before, I'll buy a high school girls volleyball team. The rest I'll blow on something stupid.

[Agent 13 314]

44 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Hire a tax attorney and meet with a CFP. Then I'll happily retire and open up a dog rescue.

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This sounds absurdly responsible. Are you sure you're on the right website?

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

One word, Ratajkowski in one plane, Boeing BBJ. Chartered of course. Someone else can clean the mess up after I'm done.

[kmac30 416]

Hookers and blow. Wife and kids can have the rest.

[Vertigo 20276]

I would open up a home/bootcamp for beta millenial snowflake rehab.The road is long. Wish me luck.

[Nicole44 22059]

Give family and close friends a decent amount of money (enough to make a real difference).

Buy a fully loaded Winnebago and travel across US with my hubby and dog Little Bitty

Donate to charities and volunteer wherever we decide to Build our dream home and live

But a brick at Texas Exes center like my late dad has

Shit like that...

[futureman 22444]

16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I would open up a home/bootcamp for beta millenial snowflake rehab.The road is long. Wish me luck.

tell me about the treatment. 

[Vertigo 20276]

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

tell me about the treatment. 

Bitch you don’t need to know. Go get a job and move out of mom’s basement.

I may have a place you can stay while you assimilate to the outside world. I will send you a pamphlet.

Edited March 31, 2018 by Vertigo

[Vertigo 20276]

Glitch

Edited March 31, 2018 by Vertigo

[futureman 22444]

you had to edit that?  wonder how good it was the first time. 

[markstanco 12571]

Shit would be dope.

That would involve me actually buying a ticket. Retards play the lottery.

[futureman 22444]

14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Retards play the lottery.

well, now, you can’t win if you don’t play

[Bevoette 1268]

If I win for real? I would pay off debt give my family some money get a new home then open as many NO KILL shelters I can

[Sandman 3403]

I won $2. I'm well on my way to riches.

[52-80 19147]

ill go hunt humans for game, like in that one ice cube movie

[Amos Moses 795]

$4 winner here.  Winning ticket sold in New Jersey.  

[chikin23 384]

ill go hunt humans for game, like in that one ice cube movie

I thought it was Ice T. Guess you could remake the movie with Ice Cube.

[markstanco 12571]

well, now, you can’t win if you don’t play

This is true, but I already have 50 million dependents. Let them pay the regressive tax guessing gsme, win, and that's one off my list.

[TexasFootball18 48]

I never tell any of you fools, that's the absolute first thing.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

 

[dutchmaster 0]

buy all the bitcoins

[EastTexan 662]

Buy new tires for my truck. Give the wife $1,000 to spend on whatever she wants.

[Both Tacos 1806]

On ‎3‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 4:09 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

I would buy a massive chunk of beachside property in Belize. build a house on it, but also build a small bar close to water,  make sure its got every type of satellite dish to lure in the tourists from Europe and the US in,  and hire 5 hot  18-25 year lady bartenders to handle the bar while I just sit back and become the master of my domain.

I wouldnt call it work, I would call it relaxation and mental stimulation

Shit, you don't have to win the lottery to do that.

[Both Tacos 1806]

A lot of Fuck Yous handed out to a lot of people. 

[Bone3421 716]

Lets say its atleast 200 million....

Im giving away half to certain friends and family with stipulation all kids have college funds set up so we can start a dynasty 

Then im buying about 4 modest places around the world and sticking 20 million in a fund and then going to see if i can spend rest before i die 

[Duckman 82]

For some reason the term compund popped into my mind.  And not referring to interest.

[Fudge Nuggets 19189]

12 hours ago, EastTexan said:

Buy new tires for my truck. Give the wife $1,000 to spend on whatever she wants.

User name checks out.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21875]

Offer to buy out some coaches contracts

[SMUlawUTgrad 81]

I don’t know but t would be real cool.


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[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

On 3/30/2018 at 4:37 PM, Sandman said:

Pay off the house and cars. Buy land in the county and build a Kennedy-style compound. No rapes, though.

This is good choice.  Definitely no rapes, but the occasional forced lobotomy would probably happen.