2017-18 Rockets Thread

[BigOrange1 6611]

down 10 and they've missed at least 5 shots right at the rim.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Missed layups, shot clock violations, turnovers, it's a god damned replay of Game 1.

Get your fucking shit together!

Plus they are trying to draw the foul then whining when they don't get it on contact. Just shut up and fucking ball. Go strong, two hands, and fucking finish or quit crying. You ain't getting any calls out West.

[Simon Honeybone 113]

This team has such low basketball IQ.

[BigOrange1 6611]

awesome no call on draymond's push off there.

[TexArcher 39069]

So Harden can't hand check, but Draymond can throw him on the ground?

[GHOSTUSER 361]

How the fuck is Draymond not called for an offensive foul there. We are getting fucked in the ass with no lube by these refs 

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Lmao wow the announcers laughing off that shove. Wish there was some NHL on instead of this garbage.

[BigOrange1 6611]

make a fucking layup jesus christ

[Simon Honeybone 113]

11 missed layups or dunks #trainwreck

[BigOrange1 6611]

jfc chris

[GHOSTUSER 361]

We are moving the ball better. We’ll make this a game when we get our head out of our ass shooting 

[elfenix 34749]

"you're going to hold the warriors to 35% in the second quarter"

"i'll take it!"

"but you'll only shoot 25%"
"the fuck?"

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Lol Curry can just grab arms no biggie. Good thing he is built like a 12 year old.

[Simon Honeybone 113]

Seriously I can't watch this dogshit

[BigOrange1 6611]

just pathetic fucking ends to quarters here.

[Dutchrudder 11243]

Harden is so fucking lazy tonight.

[UDontKnow 10571]

Just now, Dutchrudder said:

Harden is so fucking lazy tonight.

Mainly on defense like he always is.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

*Hit his hand*

"Wow. They called that." 

-Reggie Miller

[CurlyDumps 4655]

Can’t even make free throws.  Playoff basketball.

[BigOrange1 6611]

i mean, all things considered an 11 point halftime deficit isn't the worst thing in the world but man do they need to calm the fuck down and play better in the 2nd half.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

We can still win this game we have our normal offensive output for the 2nd half

[runthebone 8376]

I am totally unimpressed with Oracle. Not intimidating at all. Of course, Rockets even less impressive

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Just now, runthebone said:

I am totally unimpressed with Oracle. Not intimidating at all. Of course, Rockets even less impressive

You’re there bro?

[TexArcher 39069]

1 minute ago, Sidney Sherman said:

*Hit his hand*

"Wow. They called that." 

-Reggie Miller

Reggie Miller would have dropped his shorts and taken a shit on the court if he hadn't gotten that call himself.

[BigOrange1 6611]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I am totally unimpressed with Oracle. Not intimidating at all. Of course, Rockets even less impressive

if curry hits a couple of 3's that place will lose it's fucking mind.

[UDontKnow 10571]

Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:

We can still win this game we have our normal offensive output for the 2nd half

I dunno man. The Rockets like to lay eggs in the 3rd quarter. If they can slice the lead in half at the end of the 3rd, it'll be a great quarter.

Just now, runthebone said:

I am totally unimpressed with Oracle. Not intimidating at all. Of course, Rockets even less impressive

Agreed on both counts.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Yeah last series worth watching was Pacers/Cavs. What the fuck happened to the NBA? Harden is out there playing like he just wants to hurry up and hit the bar after the game.

[UDontKnow 10571]

If we see Clint Capela in the second half, it'll be nice if he doesn't get out muscled by Draymond. He should be owning all of the Warriors bigs.

[BigOrange1 6611]

1. stop missing layups.

2. stop turning the ball over.

3. stop giving up offensive rebounds.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Lol Durant has been single handedly carrying them all playoffs and they talkin about Curry and Iggy lol.

[Orca of Peace 109]

KD will carry the second half. 

[UDontKnow 10571]

1 minute ago, Sidney Sherman said:

Lol Durant has been single handedly carrying them all playoffs and they talkin about Curry and Iggy lol.

It's why I put the sound on mute for now.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

If we see Clint Capela in the second half, it'll be nice if he doesn't get out muscled by Draymond. He should be owning all of the Warriors bigs.

They let Draymond get away with shoves and over the backs. Capela would be fouled out he he matched that type of play. They are so scared of him freaking out and screaming at them, then they give him a T and the stadium turns on them. Nah, they just going to let him do whatever he wants.

[TexArcher 39069]

Bright side: the Warriors look beatable, and they have the whole series.

If they don't play better, we'll have a chance to steal this thing and an even better chance in Game 4 if we don't shit the god damned bed again.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

1 minute ago, Orca of Peace said:

KD will carry the second half. 

[UDontKnow 10571]

1 minute ago, Sidney Sherman said:

They let Draymond get away with shoves and over the backs. Capela would be fouled out he he matched that type of play. They are so scared of him freaking out and screaming at them, then they give him a T and the stadium turns on them. Nah, they just going to let him do whatever he wants.

Lol, but it wouldn't be the first time that Draymond got T'ed up at Oracle. Capela needs to go into Hulk mode. He can afford drawing a couple of fouls if results in more rebounds.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Way too many missed layups for us tonight. Gotta make those in the 2nd half to have a chance.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Lol, but it wouldn't be the first time that Draymond got T'ed up at Oracle. Capela needs to go into Hulk mode. He can afford drawing a couple of fouls if results in more rebounds.

We will see. Capela is a fucking badass though, I love how he plays and doesn't talk trash or cry. 

Lol this 3Q looks scripted as fuck. Gonna be a blowout.

[BigOrange1 6611]

great start guys.

[UDontKnow 10571]

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

great start guys.

Harden is playing like such a beta. What the hell?!

[TexArcher 39069]

Nice fucking effort, guys.  God damn.

[UDontKnow 10571]

2 minutes ago, Sidney Sherman said:

We will see. Capela is a fucking badass though, I love how he plays and doesn't talk trash or cry. 

Lol this 3Q looks scripted as fuck. Gonna be a blowout.

It definitely feels scripted. The effort is getting poorer by the quarter. I'm turning it off now. Rockets not worth my time tonight. 

[BigOrange1 6611]

as bad as the first half was, there was a point it was 48-41 warriors and the rockets had the ball.  since then, the warriors are on a 16-2 run.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Fucking garbage. Switching to the Astros. 

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

It definitely feels scripted. The effort is getting poorer by the quarter. I'm turning it off now. Rockets not worth my time tonight. 

 Astros in a pitching battle right now. 

[BigOrange1 6611]

ok, ok 10-2 run after that timeout.

[TexArcher 39069]

Nice little run.  Get this down to about 7 by the end of the quarter.  Keep going to Clint - they have no answer for that.

[BigOrange1 6611]

lock in defensively.  they're gonna hit some shots, but don't let them get anything easy.

[BigOrange1 6611]

paul has been absolutely terrible tonight.

[GHOSTUSER 361]

I’m switching to the Astros game