2017-18 Rockets Thread

[BigOrange1 6611]

let ryan anderson go out there and jack up some threes.  maybe he'll hit a couple and gain some confidence. 

[wildcat09 29578]

3 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

this is so dumb.  the rockets are up 24.  the jazz aren't going to score 24 more points this game.

Have you watched this team when they lose focus?

[elfenix 34744]

Fuck off Stockton

[Simon Honeybone 113]

We are up by almost 30 with under 5 to go you fucksticks

[BigOrange1 6611]

thank you quinn snyder for calling that timeout so the subs can come in.

[UDontKnow 10568]

Surprised that Jerry Sloan is in attendance. He allegedly is suffering from dementia.

[YChang 3566]

This is so satisfying. 

[CurlyDumps 4651]

lol @ these yellow shirts sitting dutifully in their seats, forced to watch this beat down.

[TexArcher 39037]

That'll do.

Sleep well, Utah.  

[UDontKnow 10568]

Good on the Rockets to take back the home court advantage.

Rockets will need to limit those three Jazz players again in Game 4 to ensure a win. My gut feeling is that Game 4 will be a dogfight. Final margin of victory in Game 4 will be 5 points or less.

Credit to D'Antoni and the coaches for making the necessary adjustments within 48 hours. Keep it up on D!

Edited May 5, 2018 by UDontKnow

[Planet Houston 4950]

That was fun. Beautiful to watch when the shots are falling and defense is being played. Let’s take true control and come home up 3-1 on Sunday night. 

[ChickenSandwich 9953]

And so it was written

[BigOrange1 6611]

Quote

The Rockets, winners by a 113-92 score that wasn’t nearly that close, are looking like the best team on the planet again.

Here’s how they did it …

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/playoffs/2018/05/05/houston-rockets-back-top-form-game-3-rout-utah-jazz/583301002/

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Here's how they did it:

Defence 

[runthebone 8372]

It is always great to beat them in front of their cocksucker fans.  

[GHOSTUSER 361]

14 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

You changed your name from the Shag, but didn't lose your obsession with me. You're the bitch here.

Is TonyTexas utgrad97?

[UDontKnow 10568]

3 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Is TonyTexas utgrad97?

Lol no, he's TonyTexan from the Shag. 

[UDontKnow 10568]

Unless something changes soon, looks like no Favors or Rubio for the Jazz. I missed where Favors got injured in Game 3.

http://www.nba.com/article/2018/05/05/utah-jazz-ricky-rubio-derrick-favors-questionable-game-4-houston-rockets

[Sidney Sherman 66]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Unless something changes soon, looks like no Favors or Rubio for the Jazz. I missed where Favors got injured in Game 3.

http://www.nba.com/article/2018/05/05/utah-jazz-ricky-rubio-derrick-favors-questionable-game-4-houston-rockets

Probably one of those flops when Capela blocked his shot. 

[Rockethorn1978 6205]

Huge game obviously for the rockets! I think we win but definitely expect a closer game, rockets always seem to come out flat after a blowout win which I hate. Just put them away today knowing you won’t have to fly back up again after today. 

 

I can see us getting into a ealry hole that we dig out of and win and the game.

[TexArcher 39037]

I expect Utah will hang around in the first half and either team could be up 5 or fewer at the break.  Then we go apeshit in the 3rd quarter.  Then later a bunch of white dudes with glasses in Salt Lake take out their frustrations by subjecting one or more of their wives to unsatisfying missionary four pump sex.

[UDontKnow 10568]

21 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I expect Utah will hang around in the first half and either team could be up 5 or fewer at the break.  Then we go apeshit in the 3rd quarter.  Then later a bunch of white dudes with glasses in Salt Lake take out their frustrations by subjecting one or more of their wives to unsatisfying missionary four pump sex.

I think that's about three pumps too many.

In somewhat related news, Rubio is officially out for this game.

http://www.nba.com/article/2018/05/05/utah-jazz-ricky-rubio-derrick-favors-questionable-game-4-houston-rockets

[BigOrange1 6611]

what the fuck did nene do there??

[runthebone 8372]

I guess hitting someone in  the head isn't a foul to Exum 

[UDontKnow 10568]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

I guess hitting someone in  the head isn't a foul to Exum 

I bet it's an Aussie rules thing.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/mitt-romney-insurgent-and-insider

Mitt loves weiners. 

“My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat,” he told a gathering of supporters as they joined him recently for a casual dinner organized by his campaign. “My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.”

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Green has co,e to play tonight. Great to see.

[TexArcher 39037]

Blow 'em out again, let's go!!

[BigOrange1 6611]

looking good, looking good.

[HtownHorn 15231]

3PM have gone dry again.

[HtownHorn 15231]

Clint's getting a $20M per deal in the off-season.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

No way that’s a flagrant IMO

[UDontKnow 10568]

That's an obvious flop by Ingles. How does no one see the delayed reaction?

[Tommy Nobis 905]

That’s bullshit

[elfenix 34744]

much flop.  such acting.  wow.

[GreenspointTexas 9959]

NBA is pathetic

[TonyTexas 10741]

Clint's getting a $20M per deal in the off-season.

One guess

[BigOrange1 6611]

i'm guessing all the people who constantly whine about harden selling contact don't have much to say about ingles selling that slap to the head.

[TexArcher 39037]

Definite acting there, but PJ bitch slapped him.  No problem with that being a flagrant.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

NBA gonna NBA. Some very shitty calls the last minute

[BigOrange1 6611]

there is no fucking way that should be continuation. 

[HoustonFrog 368]

This is some of worst officiating I've seen

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[TexArcher 39037]

Jesus, Mitchell is playing his ass off.  

[elfenix 34744]

1 minute ago, HoustonFrog said:

This is some of worst officiating I've seen

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and now i remember why i can't watch basketball

[HoustonFrog 368]

and now i remember why i can't watch basketball

Yep

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[GreenspointTexas 9959]

Lol at all the whiney ass whitebread motherfuckers in that arena

 

 

that gold-out is cheesy as shit

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Jesus, Mitchell is playing his ass off.  

Next time if we’re gonna foul him, let’s foul his ass. Fuck these touch fouls. Knock his ass to the ground.

[BigOrange1 6611]

nice 20 point improvement for the jazz from the first half of game 3.

[HtownHorn 15231]

Officials lost complete control of the game in the last 3 minutes of the 2nd half. Utah flopping their asses of.

[HtownHorn 15231]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 

Next time if we’re gonna foul him, let’s foul his ass. Fuck these touch fouls. Knock his ass to the ground.

 

Yep. Can't believe he got 2 steps continuation and 1.