2017-18 Rockets Thread

[elfenix 34,169]

4 passes and *clank* isn't any better than dribble-dribble-dribble *clank*

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Give em that NONONONO cookie monster.

 

[UDontKnow 10,439]

1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

capela is awesome.

Clint "Mutombo" Capela!

Who wants to sex Capela?!

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Ahahaha Harden got away with one.

Cry more Rook.

[TexArcher 37,506]

James Motherfucking Beard.

[BigOrange1 6,422]

count that shit.

[HtownHorn 14,468]

fuck you mitchell.

[Sidney Sherman 66]

First time he got the cookies, second time got caught with his hand in the jar.

Beautiful drive.

CAPELLLAAAA

Edited May 7, 2018 by Sidney Sherman

[BigOrange1 6,422]

CAPELA IS THE MOTHERFUCKING MAN

[runthebone 7,931]

Get that weak shit out of here

[GHOSTUSER 361]

Capela blocking the taller and bigger Gobert at the basket was awesome.

[TexArcher 37,506]

I'm just gonna say it.

Clint Capela will be in the Hall of Fame.

[HtownHorn 14,468]

fuck you on your way to the bench, mitchell.

[elfenix 34,169]

Capela!

[HtownHorn 14,468]

They are just falling down and getting every fucking call. Horrible job by this officiating crew.

[TexArcher 37,506]

Tucker talking shit to their fans, lmao.

[elfenix 34,169]

5! 5 blocks ah ah ahhh

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Love PJ hitting that 3 and immediately talking shit to the Utah fans behind him

[BigOrange1 6,422]

lol @ calling a technical on cp3 with 20 seconds left.

[HtownHorn 14,468]

D'Antoni's smile said it all, this crew isn't moving on to the next round.

[runthebone 7,931]

How sweet it is.  Suck it Utah. 

[BigOrange1 6,422]

hahahahahahaha one more block for capela!

[elfenix 34,169]

What the shit was that foul?

[HtownHorn 14,468]

Capela owned this game in the last 3 minutes on defense.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

lol @ calling a technical on cp3 with 20 seconds left.

I hope he doesn't accumulate too many otherwise he'll get suspended. It's lol now, but we'll need him moving forward and it'd be great if he didn't keep getting T'ed up.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fitting to end the game on another Capela block

[elfenix 34,169]

6!

[TexArcher 37,506]

S bomb from CP3.

I love this team.

[HtownHorn 14,468]

Of course, shit went bad. You lost to Harden and the Rockets.

[BigOrange1 6,422]

where is neverwent? he was still shitting on capela as recently as february of this year.

[runthebone 7,931]

Just slipped a shit in there

[elfenix 34,169]

FCC on line 1 for Chris Paul

[UDontKnow 10,439]

Just now, runthebone said:

Just slipped a shit in there

The guy on the "bleep" button fell asleep at the wheel.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

S bomb from CP3.
I love this team.

That was fucking hilarious. And weren’t the rockets the ones who beat his clipper team in that series when they were up 3-1?

[Dutchrudder 11,113]

That CP3 interview was hilarious

[UDontKnow 10,439]

Lol at TNT calling out places in Houston. "Hwy 6" "New Territory"

[Dutchrudder 11,113]

Just now, Tommy Nobis said:

That was fucking hilarious. And weren’t the rockets the ones who beat his clipper team in that series when they were up 3-1?

They got Jsmoove'd in that series

[UDontKnow 10,439]

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

That was fucking hilarious. And weren’t the rockets the ones who beat his clipper team in that series when they were up 3-1?

Si. https://www.thescore.com/news/766158

[GHOSTUSER 361]

CP3 and Bagwell dropping shit birds on TV is good stuff. Seriously, should shit even be prohibited from being said on air? On shows on FX they say fuck which surprised me.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

They got Jsmoove'd in that series

and Corey Brewer'd. It was before his demise with the Rockets.

[elfenix 34,169]

 

Just now, UDontKnow said:

Lol at TNT calling out places in Houston. "Hwy 6" "New Territory"

Willie's on hwy 6 with the biggest chicken fried steak lol

[Roofle 266]

FCC on line 1 for Chris Paul

FCC doesn’t deal with cable TV, yo!

[GHOSTUSER 361]

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

They got Jsmoove'd in that series

That was one of my most favorite Rockets games of all time. Smoove was incredible.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

HAHA!

 

[Sidney Sherman 66]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Lol at TNT calling out places in Houston. "Hwy 6" "New Territory"

Lol. On SportsNet they say "all the way from galveston!"

[runthebone 7,931]

Gave up a lot of open looks but got away with it

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Just now, runthebone said:

Gave up a lot of open looks but got away with it

Dantonis defensive strategy is score more.

[UDontKnow 10,439]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Gave up a lot of open looks but got away with it

This game was nowhere close to previous playoffs games in terms of giving up open looks. I'm not sure which game you were watching.

[SEC 1,174]

Clint Capela is so awesome it finally got me off my ass to register

what a fucking baller

[SEC 1,174]

4 minutes ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

That was one of my most favorite Rockets games of all time. Smoove was incredible.

I will always have a place in my heart for JSmoove. The way he destroyed dallas with dime after dime was incredible.