Stripes

[RoundRobin 828]

Hi, I’m John Winger of the United States Army and you are my prisoner. 

[RoundRobin 828]

It’s Idi Amin. 

[Deej 76800]

Ok, Mr. Pushups. Let's hear your story.

[retread 2951]

You might have noticed... I've got a slight weight problem.

[Sbbruin 21858]

My name's Dewey Oxburger.  My friends call me Ox.  I don't know if you've noticed, but I got  a slight weight problem.  My doctor says I swallow a lot of aggression, along with a lot if pizzas.  

 

edit- dammit retread

Edited May 2, 2019 by Sbbruin

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Well sir... we were on our way to the bingo parlor......

[retread 2951]

I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

[Deej 76800]

[Deej 76800]

You know, one day Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

The EM 50. Urban assault vehicle....

[Radical Larry 28627]

Have you ever been convicted of a felony or misdemeanor? That's robbery, rape, car theft, that sort of thing. 

Convicted? No. 

Never convicted. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

[phdhorn 6224]

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin!

[retread 2951]

Do you know the rest of your problem? You've never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima treatment. 

[RPM 26322]

WHERE'S MY TRUCK!?!?!?

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

Next to Porkys, this was the best shower scene back in the day for us horny adolescents to stay up and hope it came on HBO while our parents were asleep.

 

https://imgur.com/Gejqrrb

 

And you are lying if you say you didn't do that.

Edited May 3, 2019 by Nueces River Rat

[TexasBeta 1263]

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin!

Great. I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin.

[NWBuck 8570]

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?

Winger: You mean like flaming?

Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.

Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

Winger: Yeah ... would they send us someplace special

[RPM 26322]

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Such a truck would be good for picking up girls in Minsk

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

So many great fucking lines in this movie...

I sure hope this is the mess hall...How's it going Eisenhower?

[Surly Bevo 24961]

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!

[retread 2951]

We're ten and one! 

[RPM 26322]

You’re weird. You’re a mutant. You’re a killer. You’re a trained killer. You’re a lean, mean, fighting machine!

[Brandywine 1316]

General Barnicke: Where the hell have you been, soldier?
John Winger: Traaaaaaaining, sir!
Soldiers: Training, sir!
General Barnicke: What kind of training, son?
John Winger: Aaaaaaarmy training, sir!
Soldiers: Army training, sir!
[laughter]
General Barnicke: Where's your drill sergeant, men?
John Winger: Blown up, sir!
Capt. Stillman: Uhh, yes, sir, these are Sgt. Hulka's men. He was injured during basic training.
General Barnicke: I soo. So am I to understand you men completed your training on your own?
John Winger: Tha's the fact, Jack!
Soldiers: That's the fact, Jack!
General Barnicke: Captain, these are exactly the kind of go-getters I want on my EM-50 project.
Capt. Stillman: But, sir . . .
General Barnicke: Don't "But" me, Captain. I want them on the plane. Tonight!

[RPM 26322]

Gentlemen, it's party time, battalion style.

[tx 3 putt 76980]

Gentlemen. It's party time, Italian-style!

[RPM 26322]

I had to go back and look at the script. You're right. I always thought he said battalion.

[Deej 76800]

Funny that Stripes and Full Metal Jacket share almost the same structure.

[Underdog 28688]

A surprise party?!  Why I oughta... 

[Al Czervik 1229]

Uncle Hulka?

[Guest Lobo]

I love that this thread and "Full Metal Jacket" were started around the same time.  Since they are basically both the same movie to me...

[Deej 76800]

I wish I was a loofah.

[Eskimohorn 5635]

I joined the army 'cause my father and my brother were in the army. I thought I'd better join before I got drafted.

[Surly Bevo 24961]

Son, there ain't no draft no more

[Eskimohorn 5635]

There was one?

[mdleast 8295]

Which is perfect for me!

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

Black guys help the white guys

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

 

Edited May 3, 2019 by Nueces River Rat

[smoky 840]

Buh-lown up, sir!

[Macanudo 12979]

Lighten up, Francis.

[DCA_HORN 725]

I was waiting but thought it would be way before post 41. Too obvious I guess.

[smwhorn 482]

Dats da fact Jack.

[Dewey 3286]

The name is Francis, friends call me psycho... any of you homos call me Francis and I kill you

[Vito Andolini 9126]

You guys really left me...

LEE HARVEY, you are a madman! When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow... I want to party with you, cowboy. The two of us together, forget it!

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

You can’t go. All the plants are gonna die. 

 

 

[Jograves 357]

12 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!

This is my favorite scene. "We're 10 and 1!" Ramis and Candy are losing it in the background. 

 

Edited May 3, 2019 by Jograves

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

Nice tittays

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

You know what the rest of your problem is? You've never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima treatment

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

You ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls ?