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See, we're in Italy. The guy on the top bunk...has gotta make the guy on the bottom's bed all the time. It's in the regulations. If we were in Germany...I would have to make yours. But we're in Italy, so you've gotta make mine. It's regulations.

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I would bet everything but I'm aggressive 

There you go

I have a full house- 3 threes and two sixes

What do you have? Let's see an Ace, an eight, a four and a seven

You lose, see if you would have had 4 fours you would have won

See, your getting good at this aren't you

Isn't this fun! 

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Russell: You could join a monastery.
Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
Russell: Never.
Winger: So much for the monastery.
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J- I got $3 that says I can do 5 pushups ...

R-OK lets go 5 good ones

J- not marine pushups...

R- no, simple pushups...

i never heard bones creak like that....

that's none

J- I'm praying 

 

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We'll get some people and some relics and we'll do it...

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One of my favorites, every line is repeatable damn near.  Classic.  

But have you ever seen what hit the cutting room floor?  Thankfully Marcia Lucas was working that day, what a different movie it would have been.

 

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One of my favorites, every line is repeatable damn near.  Classic.  
But have you ever seen what hit the cutting room floor?  Thankfully Marcia Lucas was working that day, what a different movie it would have been.
 


Started out funny, but then got weird. Wow.
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I wish I was a loofah.
My favorite line in the movie. Supposedly John Larroquette ad-libbed it and the director didn't know what the hell he was talking about. Reitman had no idea what a loofah was.
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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Well that was interesting 

(Some of your moms have heard me use that line)

 

The "I didn't no you could make me so HOT" line she gives him right before they go upstairs was impressive. I am sure they had plenty of practice off screen. 

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[csb]In 1988 in Real Life I pulled guard duty at the same Ft. Knox motor pool where they meet the MPs in the movie.

I did not meet those MPs.[/csb]

Oh right, NOBODY cried when they watched Ol' Yeller?

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Stripes quotes that are in the rotation:

- removed

- mess hall

- last beer

- Eisenhower 

- wisconsin

- I'll kill ya 

- I wanna party with you cowboy

- any one of you assholes wanna come up here and knock me off?

- I'm pacing myself 

- does this mean we're through for the day

- Hulkaburger

- wtf's my truck!?

- there was one?

- cough syrup

- no, not killed!

 

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, Augustus said:

And might I add:  The main theme from this movie was just outstanding.  It's impossible to not be happy while listening to this.

 

That should be the new us army theme song 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

That should be the new us army theme song 

Definitely an improvement over As the Caissons Go Rolling Along.

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On 5/2/2019 at 6:47 PM, Deej said:

You know, one day Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

This is the best for me.  I'll use it when the lady and I are walking away in opposite directions in public places, after a few seconds I'll turn around and say it loudly like we just got out of a heated discussion.

I know for sure there's some woman who's out there who's talked about what this weird dude said at the supermarket today with her husband, and brought that poor bastard a chuckle while he's listening to her rant on about her friends on facebook.

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