Stripes

[TexasBeta 1263]

11 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

There was one?

Used almost every day.. In addition to my favorite - 

 

"And then depression set in" - Winger

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17558]

13 hours ago, RPM said:

Gentlemen, it's party time, battalion style.

That is one funny, epic fail.

[Brisketexan 105152]

See, we're in Italy. The guy on the top bunk...has gotta make the guy on the bottom's bed all the time. It's in the regulations. If we were in Germany...I would have to make yours. But we're in Italy, so you've gotta make mine. It's regulations.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

I would bet everything but I'm aggressive 

There you go

I have a full house- 3 threes and two sixes

What do you have? Let's see an Ace, an eight, a four and a seven

You lose, see if you would have had 4 fours you would have won

See, your getting good at this aren't you

Isn't this fun! 

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

 

You know what the rest of your problem is? You've never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima treatment 

[Augustus 3061]

Do you think I'm officer material?

[davidg 4038]

Have that removed.

[Wild Bill 324]

Russell: You could join a monastery.

Winger: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?

Russell: Never.

Winger: So much for the monastery.

[Wild Bill 324]

Where the fuck is my truck!?

 

[Jograves 357]

Coordinates?!

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

ok if i drink your last beer?

no

we'll split it 

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

J- I got $3 that says I can do 5 pushups ...

R-OK lets go 5 good ones

J- not marine pushups...

R- no, simple pushups...

i never heard bones creak like that....

that's none

J- I'm praying 

 

Edited May 3, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Guest Lobo]

We'll get some people and some relics and we'll do it...

[Vito Andolini 9126]

Then again, maybe one of us won’t 

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

Whoa I thought that was a dog around your neck!

 

PSA-Playing right now on one of the showtimes

[RoundRobin 828]

Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

On 5/3/2019 at 12:42 PM, Wild Bill said:

Where the fuck is my truck!?

 

TOOK IT TO GET IT WASHED?????!!!!!

[RPM 26322]

I'm too old for this shiiiiiitttttt!!!!!

Edited May 7, 2019 by RPM

[mulletpelini 5211]

One of my favorites, every line is repeatable damn near.  Classic.  

But have you ever seen what hit the cutting room floor?  Thankfully Marcia Lucas was working that day, what a different movie it would have been.

 

[Eskimohorn 5635]

One of my favorites, every line is repeatable damn near.  Classic.  
But have you ever seen what hit the cutting room floor?  Thankfully Marcia Lucas was working that day, what a different movie it would have been.
 

Started out funny, but then got weird. Wow.

[South Austin 52515]

Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

[GhostOfTomJoad 9327]

I wish I was a loofah.

My favorite line in the movie. Supposedly John Larroquette ad-libbed it and the director didn't know what the hell he was talking about. Reitman had no idea what a loofah was.

[South Austin 52515]

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

On ‎5‎/‎2‎/‎2019 at 9:55 PM, Deej said:

I wish I was a loofah.

My favorite line in the movie.

My favorite scene in the movie. 

[South Austin 52515]

Have that removed, Corporal.

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

27 minutes ago, South Austin said:

My favorite scene in the movie. 

 

Bingo Parlor detour for me. 

 

[South Austin 52515]

Just now, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Bingo Parlor detour for me. 

 

I prefer a shower over a mud pit, but to each his own.

[Hanrahan 1306]

Now fire the weapon.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Ohhhhhh Shiiiiiiiiit...............

[South Austin 52515]

Sooo where you from, Tex?

Don't you ever touch me again.  Ever!

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

Well that was interesting 

(Some of your moms have heard me use that line)

Edited May 10, 2019 by Dennis Taylor

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

 Is this the first group I fucked yer mom call out on Surly ? ^^^^^^^^

[JimmyHoffa 1188]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Well that was interesting 

(Some of your moms have heard me use that line)

 

The "I didn't no you could make me so HOT" line she gives him right before they go upstairs was impressive. I am sure they had plenty of practice off screen. 

[Upgrayedd 5813]

On 5/3/2019 at 10:26 AM, davidg said:

Have that removed.

I use this line whenever I trip on something.

[RPM 26322]

I brought the magic suitcase.

[Deej 76806]

3 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I use this line whenever I trip on something.

Me, too.

[Wild Bill 324]

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

Me, too.

Me too, and most of the time the person next to me has no idea what I am talking about.

 

[Deej 76806]

And that's just sad.

[Deej 76806]

The other two I use a lot are "And then, depression set in" and ""How's it going, Eisenhower?"

[Wild Bill 324]

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

The other two I use a lot are "And then, depression set in" and ""How's it going, Eisenhower?"

i'll use the depression line too

[RDCanecutter 26446]

[csb]In 1988 in Real Life I pulled guard duty at the same Ft. Knox motor pool where they meet the MPs in the movie.

I did not meet those MPs.[/csb]

Oh right, NOBODY cried when they watched Ol' Yeller?

[Dennis Taylor 18829]

Stripes quotes that are in the rotation:

- removed

- mess hall

- last beer

- Eisenhower 

- wisconsin

- I'll kill ya 

- I wanna party with you cowboy

- any one of you assholes wanna come up here and knock me off?

- I'm pacing myself 

- does this mean we're through for the day

- Hulkaburger

- wtf's my truck!?

- there was one?

- cough syrup

- no, not killed!

 

 

 

 

[dcbc 14487]

That's it!  Wash the soap off.  Wash the soap off!

[Augustus 3061]

Hey stewardess, is there a movie on this flight?

[Augustus 3061]

And might I add:  The main theme from this movie was just outstanding.  It's impossible to not be happy while listening to this.

 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

I'm sure I've gone lots of ways you haven't ma'am.

[tx 3 putt 76980]

14 hours ago, Augustus said:

And might I add:  The main theme from this movie was just outstanding.  It's impossible to not be happy while listening to this.

 

That should be the new us army theme song 

[Augustus 3061]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

That should be the new us army theme song 

Definitely an improvement over As the Caissons Go Rolling Along.

Edited May 11, 2019 by Augustus

[Sbbruin 21858]

It’s on Extreme (Directv 549) right now.  “You’re a lean, mean, fighting machine!”

[NIUHuskies 504]

Ever gotten the Aunt Jemima treatment?

[mulletpelini 5211]

On 5/2/2019 at 6:47 PM, Deej said:

You know, one day Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

This is the best for me.  I'll use it when the lady and I are walking away in opposite directions in public places, after a few seconds I'll turn around and say it loudly like we just got out of a heated discussion.

I know for sure there's some woman who's out there who's talked about what this weird dude said at the supermarket today with her husband, and brought that poor bastard a chuckle while he's listening to her rant on about her friends on facebook.