Houston, we have a hooker problem.

[Mez2 4,024]

i live on the corner of know your role blvd and jabroni drive

[tx 3 putt 77,108]

On 5/9/2019 at 8:09 PM, markstanco said:

Is telephone road still the skank spot for hookers and disease?

 

I go to a hardware store on telephone, very old school place. on the drive there, I pass 3 hourly hotel. Last trip, there were 3 absolute mooses standing across the street, easily 300 bills each. I laughed, thinking no way they're getting picked up. Driving back home, all 3 gone !

[Genco 3,041]

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I go to a hardware store on telephone, very old school place. on the drive there, I pass 3 hourly hotel. Last trip, there were 3 absolute mooses standing across the street, easily 300 bills each. I laughed, thinking no way they're getting picked up. Driving back home, all 3 gone !

Vic's bachelor party?

[Js1 85,433]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I go to a hardware store on telephone, very old school place. on the drive there, I pass 3 hourly hotel. Last trip, there were 3 absolute mooses standing across the street, easily 300 bills each. I laughed, thinking no way they're getting picked up. Driving back home, all 3 gone !

I thought Bissonnet was the hooker street? 

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I go to a hardware store on telephone, very old school place. on the drive there, I pass 3 hourly hotel. Last trip, there were 3 absolute mooses standing across the street, easily 300 bills each. I laughed, thinking no way they're getting picked up. Driving back home, all 3 gone !

3 year Necrobump...guess you were bored AF last night. 

[markstanco 12,579]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I go to a hardware store on telephone, very old school place. on the drive there, I pass 3 hourly hotel. Last trip, there were 3 absolute mooses standing across the street, easily 300 bills each. I laughed, thinking no way they're getting picked up. Driving back home, all 3 gone !

Holy necro-quote batman!  

 

edit: SC beat me by a few seconds. 

Edited December 13, 2022 by markstanco

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I thought Bissonnet was the hooker street? 

I mean, doesn't everything running east/west become hooker street when you get around Sharpstown at night? 

[tx 3 putt 77,108]

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

I thought Bissonnet was the hooker street? 

bissonnet is a hooker buffet. Walking lingerie show, per tik toc 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,515]

I sometimes drive through Southampton on Bissonnett when going to work. I haven't seen this in that neighborhood.

[tx 3 putt 77,108]

16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I sometimes drive through Southampton on Bissonnett when going to work. I haven't seen this in that neighborhood.

I over shot the 59 hov lane once and had to exit well past the galleria area into the bissonett area, it was early, 4pm. Pulling out of the park go, 3 very very good looking hookers at the stop sign. Rolled down my window and yelled, ‘damn, girls you’re looking fine !’  A a blow job was offered and a foursome, I’m sure they were picked up very quickly. I should have taken a pic, legit 8’s 

Edited December 13, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[956 Worldwide 34,720]

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I go to a hardware store on telephone, very old school place. on the drive there, I pass 3 hourly hotel. Last trip, there were 3 absolute mooses standing across the street, easily 300 bills each. I laughed, thinking no way they're getting picked up. Driving back home, all 3 gone !

This is a great necrobump. Everything about it from the atmospherics (I didn’t know I needed to know the hardware store was old school-but I did) to the word choice (a lesser poster would have gone with something unoriginal like “cows” or “pigs” instead of mooses). Well done, take the rep. Why I am on this board. 

[tx 3 putt 77,108]

3 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is a great necrobump. Everything about it from the atmospherics (I didn’t know I needed to know the hardware store was old school-but I did) to the word choice (a lesser poster would have gone with something unoriginal like “cows” or “pigs” instead of mooses). Well done, take the rep. Why I am on this board. 

3 women, easily 1000lbs of pure love making machinery. Their shorts had to be made of material from nasa, because everything downstairs was eating them up. 

 

[Armybrat 40,851]

1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This is a great necrobump. Everything about it from the atmospherics (I didn’t know I needed to know the hardware store was old school-but I did) to the word choice (a lesser poster would have gone with something unoriginal like “cows” or “pigs” instead of mooses). Well done, take the rep. Why I am on this board. 

Maybe he remembers Moose Hall dorm at UT from back in the day.

[Bevo 13,579]

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Houston, we have a hooker problem

 

[Nivek 16,945]

I thought Bissonnet was the hooker street? 

There are some folks that ride bikes or drive cars up and down that area filming the ladies and they post videos on YouTube about it. It is such a weird and fascinating thing to watch.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1,693]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

bissonnet is a hooker buffet. Walking lingerie show, per tik toc 

[Texzilla58 4,738]

If there is a better way to solve the prostitution problem other than making it legal, I’m all ears. 
Obviously the traditional people out there think that paying for sex is morally wrong, therefore it must be outlawed. I believe the past 2000 years of human nature has proven men will not be deterred from exchanging currency for sex even under the threat of jail or shame, and the same can be said for women willing to provide venue. 
Other than moral protests, the main criticisms of prostitution are safety, violence, human trafficking, and visibility. I believe you can solve most of those problems with legality and technology. With legality, you can have mandatory regulations, mandatory testing, workers rights, a safe place to work, unionization, etc. Technology helps with private practice. Imagine a woman who uses an App to screen new clients, verify test results of new or old clients, background checks, whatever. Not to mention, the groups who want to support or dissuade woman from this life can easily locate women and help them if needed. 
I am not naive to think legality will solve everything. There will still be people who are doing this for drugs, or because of an abusive relationship, or because they believe they have no where else to go. That will still happen. But maybe some of them can be helped by the support groups or union benefits. 
What I do know if the old way doesn’t do shit. It only leads to human trafficking, drugs, and shame. 
 

So, do you think any of the women pictured above would benefit from the great things legalization would provide? Let’s consider Nevada? None would make the cut at a legal brothel. Or be able to work as an independent callgirl or escort. These are women enslaved to pimps, or drugs, or other horrible circumstance.

The role of arresting street hookers is to inflict financial pain on pimps. The real deterrent on behavior as noted is stings on johns. It’s also a money situation for both. This isn’t even Craig’s list level transactions. This is $10 blowjob territory, not $300/hr GFE escorts.

I might believe in legal prostitution but it won’t solve the issues of the street or human trafficking. There are more folks enslaved in this country now than in 1860. Why is that? Same reason that drug trafficking continues, and weapons trafficking. International banks have made money for centuries laundering the funds of rum, slaves, opium, weapons, fentanyl, the list is endless. Nothing has changed in that regard and keeping shit illegal allows those in the trade and their enablers to continue to profit.

[huge 3,793]

I got propositioned at Hillcroft/Harwin on my way to a flag football game once.

She was thin and attractive. 

[Sbbruin 21,861]

1 minute ago, huge said:

I got propositioned at Hillcroft/Harwin on my way to a flag football game once.

She was thin and attractive. 

 

[huge 3,793]

We won the game.  She was busy afterwards I guess.

[Macanudo 12,990]

Back when I used to drive in to work, I got off 59 going south at Aldine Bender for gas.   

1.  The gentlemen at the gas station made it very clear that if I was only stopping for gas to move on.

2.   Their female companions made it very clear what that meant.

I got back in my car and got gas closer to work.   I know I coasted in on fumes because I drove 15-20 miles with the gas light on.   I made sure to always fill up before leaving Kingwood after that.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,784]

[WhatTheBuck 28,788]

38 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Back when I used to drive in to work, I got off 59 going south at Aldine Bender for gas.   

1.  The gentlemen at the gas station made it very clear that if I was only stopping for gas to move on.

2.   Their female companions made it very clear what that meant.

I got back in my car and got gas closer to work.   I know I coasted in on fumes because I drove 15-20 miles with the gas light on.   I made sure to always fill up before leaving Kingwood after that.

Decided not to fill ‘er up, huh?

[Macanudo 12,990]

11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Decided not to fill ‘er up, huh?

I like a woman with curves but I prefer them now to outweigh me....  by 100 pounds.

[Sbbruin 21,861]

22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I like a woman with curves but I prefer them now to outweigh me....  by 100 pounds.

You do you, bruh.

[Macanudo 12,990]

Oopsie.

[Gatorubet 30,247]

On 12/13/2022 at 11:43 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

 (a lesser poster would have gone with something unoriginal like “cows” or “pigs” instead of mooses)

Moose…

[Fudge Nuggets 19,207]

On 12/13/2022 at 8:37 AM, SydneyCarton said:

3 year Necrobump...guess you were bored AF last night. 

He did recently visit the hardware store. 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

From the nickel with love (and herpes)…

[Murfdogg21 4,413]

On 12/13/2022 at 8:37 AM, SydneyCarton said:

3 year Necrobump...guess you were bored AF last night. 

He said the hookers were not available. 

59 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He did recently visit the hardware store. 

^the only tools that got handled that night. Hopefully the drive thru chicken wings were open. 

[Hook1997 5,392]

On 12/13/2022 at 8:37 AM, SydneyCarton said:

3 year Necrobump...guess you were bored AF last night. 

If they find a dead hooker in the next couple days we know where to start the investigation….

[Macanudo 12,990]

37 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

If they find a dead hooker in the next couple days we know where to start the investigation….

Come on now.  We know that investigation should always start with Craig James.

[drt 640]

On 12/13/2022 at 8:07 PM, Texzilla58 said:

I might believe in legal prostitution but it won’t solve the issues of the street or human trafficking. There are more folks enslaved in this country now than in 1860. Why is that? Same reason that drug trafficking continues, and weapons trafficking. International banks have made money for centuries laundering the funds of rum, slaves, opium, weapons, fentanyl, the list is endless. Nothing has changed in that regard and keeping shit illegal allows those in the trade and their enablers to continue to profit.

My Google Fu says there were 4 million slaves in the 1860 census, and in 2016 there were around 400,000 people living in modern slavery in the US.  I have a hard time believing your statement without seeing some sources. 

[tx 3 putt 77,108]

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

I like a woman with curves but I prefer them now to outweigh me....  by 100 pounds.

Avoid my shortcut to the old school hardware store on telephone road 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

7 minutes ago, drt said:

My Google Fu says there were 4 million slaves in the 1860 census, and in 2016 there were around 400,000 people living in modern slavery in the US.  I have a hard time believing your statement without seeing some sources. 

The 2020 census put the US population at 331,449,281.  The 1% represented 3,314,493 of those, so there were 328,134,788 slaves in the US at that time.

[956 Worldwide 34,720]

5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Moose…

Pretty sure it’s “meese”.

[NWBuck 8,571]

17 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Pretty sure it’s “meese”.

MOOSEN!! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen

[Rimbo 25,985]

2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

If they find a dead hooker in the next couple days we know where to start the investigation….

Craig James' house?

[tx 3 putt 77,108]

3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

If they find a dead hooker in the next couple days we know where to start the investigation….

it would take 3 of us to drag that body to brays bayou 

[tx 3 putt 77,108]

Sex will never be legalized because it would be impossible to tax 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

it would take 3 of us to drag that body to brays bayou 

I've been working on my deadlift, I think the two of us could manage.

[SydneyCarton 48,112]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Sex will never be legalized because it would be impossible to tax 

I find this statement absurd. What makes it any different than any other service or good? Do you think servers report all their cash tips, all the time? It’s legal and protected in Denmark. And essentially in Nevada. 
 

it’ll never be legal in our lifetimes because of evangelicals and pussy politicians, and a huge streak of prude Americans. 

[Guest]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Sex will never be legalized because it would be impossible to tax 

Taxing dat ass not possible?

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

Airline Dr near 610 is another hotspot for impulse purchasing of methed- or cracked-out, likely exploited chicks.

[Macanudo 12,990]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I find this statement absurd. What makes it any different than any other service or good? Do you think servers report all their cash tips, all the time? It’s legal and protected in Denmark. And essentially in Nevada. 
 

it’ll never be legal in our lifetimes because of evangelicals and pussy politicians, and a huge streak of prude Americans. 

I agree with you on both parts.   Legalizing is damn near impossible due to the prudes.   But the actual mechanization is pretty straightforward.   

Look at alcohol.   Not just everyone can sell it.   Different states have rules on whether it's a government run store (Virginia for example), liquor store only sales (like Texas) or available at liquor stores and grocery stores ( like California).   Legislate, regulate and tax the shit out of it.  

A brothel system where regular (disease) testing and licensure for the women along with regulations for the business are not that hard to establish.   Get caught running an illegal brothel?   Heavy, heavy fines and lengthy jail time for the operators.   I'm talking 20-30 years in jail.  Make it so painful that doing it becomes unprofitable.   The cut down on trafficking would be significant.  The increase in the safety of prostitutes would be significant.   And while we like to think it's because John Doe just wants a blowjob from a chick, we also cut down (but don't entirely eliminate) on dudes meeting up in park bathrooms.   If John's kink is getting spanked by a dominatrix, get it on.  But it can be done in the safety and privacy of a sanctioned brothel.  

But America doesn't like common sense answers.

 

[Thatguy 8,751]

On 12/13/2022 at 8:36 AM, Js1 said:

I thought Bissonnet was the hooker street? 

  Bissonnet is most def THE hooker street. However there are a bunch of them around Houston. Telephone/Wayside area. Airport Blvd by Hobby. Some others around town if you know how they operate. Girls at the bus stop aren't always catching the bus. Neither are girls holding the sign at the intersection always panhandling. 

[tx 3 putt 77,108]

10 hours ago, Thatguy said:

  Bissonnet is most def THE hooker street. However there are a bunch of them around Houston. Telephone/Wayside area. Airport Blvd by Hobby. Some others around town if you know how they operate. Girls at the bus stop aren't always catching the bus. Neither are girls holding the sign at the intersection always panhandling. 

 

maybe im on telephone road at the wrong times, but I've never seen girls up and down telephone road 

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

  Bissonnet is most def THE hooker street. However there are a bunch of them around Houston. Telephone/Wayside area. Airport Blvd by Hobby. Some others around town if you know how they operate. Girls at the bus stop aren't always catching the bus. Neither are girls holding the sign at the intersection always panhandling. 

Liberty Rd, Jensen, cavalcade (lulz, no, not the heights), Lyons, etc etc etc.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,907]

On 12/15/2022 at 12:20 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Sex will never be legalized because it would be impossible to tax 

Of course it can.  Sex worker would  require a license and annual fee

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Of course it can.  Sex worker would  require a license and annual fee

Does the anal fee include the annual fee?