I ain’t never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you

[Sbbruin 21853]

The funniest movie, or one of them, in my lifetime. Watching now.  

[chikin23 384]

Fifty yards.

[Player 4575]

How much you got?

[RPM 26321]

 

[Red Five 40859]

Bet you could go for a cool one huh Clark.

[ohchaucer 1443]

Eat my rubber!

[DCA_HORN 725]

Though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you, give her a break.

[TexArcher 37774]

Wonder if these guys know the Commodores.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

This ain’t even my neighborhood. I’m from the West Side of Chicago, here on vacation.

[South Austin 52509]

I know what must have happened. It didn't come in. Now I can get you the Sports Wagon; the only problem is that it may take six weeks. I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster is the way to go. You think you hate it now, but just wait until you drive it.

[ohchaucer 1443]

5 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Eat my rubber!

Goddammit.  Wrong Vacation.  I'd like to formally retract this quote and replace it with:

 

I think you're all fucked in the head!

[Guest Lobo]

We like to send out a mailer.  

[smuggs 9353]

22 hours ago, Red Five said:

Bet you could go for a cool one huh Clark.

Like them green walls.

[TrashMaster G 17557]

Roll 'em up!

[PencilPusher 454]

Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?

No sir I don't

Well......its probably pretty stiff.

[Sbbruin 21853]

Poor little guy. Probably kept up for a mile or two.

[South Austin 52509]

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Poor little guy. Probably kept up for a mile or two.

Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?

No, sir, I don't.

Well . . . it's probably pretty stiff.

[BigDHornfan 6548]

What’s that smell?

[idigTexas 2288]

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

[McCroskey 1504]

Could I do your back, honey?

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

So, everybody does that.

Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

[Guest Lobo]

Not without a major credit card  

[chikin23 384]

DON'T TOUCH!

[Macanudo 12979]

This is crazy.   This is crazy.   This is crazy.

[Beau Vine 54230]

Fuck yo mama!

[South Austin 52509]

Do you see where it say Rib Tips?

[Guest Lobo]

That’s my brother’s family.  

[Red Five 40859]

"Sure Eddie, how much do you need?" (pulls out wallet)

"About $52,000."

(puts money back in wallet)

[smuggs 9353]

Deeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeeep   Riveeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

My home is oooover Jordannnnnnnuh.

[kurioster 66]

Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?

[South Austin 52509]

Thirty-seven dollars for three tents?

Oh, they're very nice tents. And that price includes scenery and wildlife fun.

[threesheets 1673]

On 5/4/2019 at 10:51 PM, Player said:

How much you got?

I use "all of it, boy" every chance I get.