I'm thinking that this Jacob Wohl dickhead deserves his own thread

[Pig Bellmont 8692]

You would think that someone known publicly for paying people for fake stories would stop paying people for fake stories 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1606]

3 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Having a press conference with a running blender next to the mic while a guy with a leaf blower circles around you inside a dog kennel to own the libs.

Is that a jeopardy clue?

[atomheartbevo 89457]

So  apparently Jacob Wohl wants to help Warren with Republican women.   Because I’m pretty sure Republican women keep the romance novel market thriving, and the thought of a grandma banging a 24 year-old Marine would get their motors revving....in fact, that would make for a novel that sells well.

HOLD ON, BRB NONE OF YOU FUCKERS TAKE MY IDEA FOR MY NEXT BOOK.   

[Hugo Stiglitz 23362]

 

[Js1 85130]

Well he's white, so...

[Foosters 17734]

Well....

What happened?

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Well....

What happened?

Drop time is at 2:30 EST, so it hasn't yet. Since he is a former Marine and bodybuilder, they have to give him time to consume all of his supplements and finish his workout.

[Foosters 17734]

Thanks, I can't read good

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Hank Kingsley 20716]

 

[Js1 85130]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33844]

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Nice xXx tat. I assume that the barbed wire tattoo is covered by the bandage on his right arm.

Edited October 3, 2019 by Grade of D as in David
Autocorrect

[Grandioso 2592]

I didn’t know who Jack Burkman was until I listened to the conspiracyland podcast about Seth rich. That dude needs a sucker punch so fucking badly. Where’s that dude that clocked Richard Spencer?


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[Pig Bellmont 8692]

 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

10 minutes ago, Grandioso said:

I didn’t know who Jack Burkman was until I listened to the conspiracyland podcast about Seth rich. That dude needs a sucker punch so fucking badly. Where’s that dude that clocked Richard Spencer Rudy Tomjanovich?


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Fify

 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

Who is showing up to these "press conferences"?

[Hank Kingsley 20716]

A few reporters but mostly hecklers based on the video I watched. 

 

[cactusflinthead 27594]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23362]

 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

This whole schtick is really just some avant garde public art performance right?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23362]

 

[HenryJames 65890]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This whole schtick is really just some avant garde public art performance right?

I hope Jerry Lawler gives him a piledriver at some point.

[shnsajax 3589]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

I hope Jerry Lawler gives him a piledriver at some point.

I'll settle for him faking his own death and never to be seen again. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23362]

 

[Pig Bellmont 8692]

She’s really good at this. 

[SquishMitten 10402]

It's so subtle I didn't even catch it until I read your response about her being good at it. Hilarious.

[Post Oak 20188]

I love her

 

Edited October 3, 2019 by Post Oak
Pig beat me. But I'm leaving it up

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

Operation Swift Bone is a dud.

[TDunk 590]

Jacob Wohl saw Elizabeth Warren and a marine in the closet making babies.  He saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him.  

[suddenly shaggy 929]

This did not go as he planned. X-posting from the Warren thread because it's hilarious.

Watch the video in the first tweet with the sound on. It is awesome. 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

I can’t.

[Foosters 17734]

[shnsajax 3589]

WTF is a Statement of Fact and Belief?

[Foosters 17734]

18 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

WTF is a Statement of Fact and Belief?

It's a legal thing. In my jurisdiction, its common for legal filings to include a factual statement that is "Based on information and belief."

Not sure why its the header on a driveway handout.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23362]

[Post Oak 20188]

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I can’t.

She's such a rocket.  Fucks like her hairs on fire. She's got my vote.

[atomheartbevo 89457]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

HOLD ON, BRB NONE OF YOU FUCKERS TAKE MY IDEA FOR MY NEXT BOOK

BRB, JUST CAME UP WITH 5 MORE CHAPTERS.   HARD TO TYPE ONE-HANDED BUT GETTING THERE.  

[Grandioso 2592]

The best shit was the crowd reaction to Wohl calling Trump "peak alpha male."

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Brisketexan 104654]

Man...don’t take this from me. I was really getting to like Warren even more.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This whole schtick is really just some avant garde public art performance right?

I've come to miss the antics of Romeo Rose. Jacob, here, helps. 

Edited October 4, 2019 by SmokeyTheBear

[atomheartbevo 89457]

Those dumbasses never once thought about what even a regular whip does to a 70 year-old woman’s ass.   A regular whip leaves welts for a good 30-35 days, and visible marks that last for a good 100-105 days.  What they are talking about would have prevented her from walking around a good 6 to 6 1/2 months.  

Older folks do not recover from flagellantism nearly as fast as younger folks, and so most who engage in it are more reclusive - definitely not out in the public eye nearly every day.  You just can’t cover that up.  

[TDunk 590]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Those dumbasses never once thought about what even a regular whip does to a 70 year-old woman’s ass.   A regular whip leaves welts for a good 30-35 days, and visible marks that last for a good 100-105 days.  What they are talking about would have prevented her from walking around a good 6 to 6 1/2 months.  

Older folks do not recover from flagellantism nearly as fast as younger folks, and so most who engage in it are more reclusive - definitely not out in the public eye nearly every day.  You just can’t cover that up.  

Also, was she the dom or the sub?  These idiots claim both.  That role doesn't change.  Unless you are Anastasis.  

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Those dumbasses never once thought about what even a regular whip does to a 70 year-old woman’s ass.   A regular whip leaves welts for a good 30-35 days, and visible marks that last for a good 100-105 days.  What they are talking about would have prevented her from walking around a good 6 to 6 1/2 months.  

Older folks do not recover from flagellantism nearly as fast as younger folks, and so most who engage in it are more reclusive - definitely not out in the public eye nearly every day.  You just can’t cover that up.  

This seems Like oddly specific knowledge. 
 

NTTAWWT

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

25 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Those dumbasses never once thought about what even a regular whip does to a 70 year-old woman’s ass.   A regular whip leaves welts for a good 30-35 days, and visible marks that last for a good 100-105 days.  What they are talking about would have prevented her from walking around a good 6 to 6 1/2 months.  

Older folks do not recover from flagellantism nearly as fast as younger folks, and so most who engage in it are more reclusive - definitely not out in the public eye nearly every day.  You just can’t cover that up.  

[elfenix 34182]

this and the tijuana thread have been very informative

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

BRB, JUST CAME UP WITH 5 MORE CHAPTERS.   HARD TO TYPE ONE-HANDED BUT GETTING THERE.  

Do you have a working title yet? Asking for a friend. 

[Tom 2959]

The fact that Wohl isn't locked up after trying to incriminate multiple people through bribes and deception re-enforces how nothing matters.  Seeing that he's a free man continuing his antics while others rot in jail for less is shameful.

Jacob Wohl is the poster child for how stupid this country is and a warning of how much stupider, without consequences for bad actors, this country can get.

 

[Brisketexan 104654]

The fact that Wohl isn't locked up after trying to incriminate multiple people through bribes and deception re-enforces how nothing matters.  Seeing that he's a free man continuing his antics while others rot in jail for less is shameful.
Jacob Wohl is the poster child for how stupid this country is and a warning of how much stupider, without consequences for bad actors, this country can get.
 

How stupider can we get? All the stupider. Stupiderest.