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On 10/15/2019 at 9:08 AM, Js1 said:

 

Yes. I hate myself but yes. 

 

1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm a sucker for severely styled hair and a good body. 

 

I try not to judge people on their sexual mores, but y'all are making it hard difficult.

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know what I like?

That the gay Surly mafia is just as twisted as the straight Surly mafia.  We're all brothers here, man.

Exactly. Y’all will talk about hate fucking every Conservative woman who is at least a 6. Maybe a 5 if you’re drunk. 

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4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Exactly. Y’all will talk about hate fucking every Conservative woman who is at least a 6. Maybe a 5 if you’re drunk. 

Shit, man, we may all start singing kumbaya here.....I mean, y'all gotta sing the high parts, though.....

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Posted
19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Shit, man, we may all start singing kumbaya here.....I mean, y'all gotta sing the high parts, though.....

Pretty sure my voice is deeper than yours man.  That means one of you is going to have to grab my balls if you need me singing the high part.

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Pretty sure my voice is deeper than yours man.  That means one of you is going to have to grab my balls if you need me singing the high part.

Well, I’m a natural bass, so...
And also, I’m fully occupied with handling my own balls. What can I say, they itched.
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23 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm a sucker for severely styled hair and a good body. 

Ugh same. I’m such trash but at least I own it 

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16 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Man I don't know, I wouldn't turn my back to him he might stab you while you're not looking.

Without getting too graphic, the good news here is that his back would be to me.

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I usually agree with the Surly Gay Mafia on who they find hot but OH NO BABY NOT JACOB!

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His eyes are weasely and too far apart. His nose and ears are too big for his face. He literally has no upper lip.

And I’m fairly certain he’s got a Ken doll plastic pouch where his penis should be.

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This is a hot man, not gross Jacob.
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(Stream “Lights Up” by Harry Styles)

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On 10/16/2019 at 2:37 PM, Js1 said:

Exactly. Y’all will talk about hate fucking every Conservative woman who is at least a 6. Maybe a 5 if you’re drunk. 

If we're being honest here...

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On 10/18/2019 at 12:28 AM, Bama Chick said:

This is a hot man, not gross Jacob.
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(Stream “Lights Up” by Harry Styles)

As a (fairly) straight male I get the yes to Jacob, but wtf is this? This person looks to have a 25 IQ, the mustache of a 9yr old, and the tats of 38yr old female porn star who is now a touring stripper. 

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22 minutes ago, seven said:

As a (fairly) straight male I get the yes to Jacob, but wtf is this? This person looks to have a 25 IQ, the mustache of a 9yr old, and the tats of 38yr old female porn star who is now a touring stripper. 

She's from Bama, the 25 IQ is actually a step up. 😁

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Posted
20 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Spoken like a fellow who's never made a baby.

Yeah.....as someone who has a daughter of pretty well-off folks who tests rather strongly in the IQ department.....I can tell you that she was an AWFUL baby.  Seriously, we didn't get a full-night's sleep until she was 6 months old, and that was only because she could hear waves out the window.  When we got home from the beach, back to awful.

Nevermind the fact that the only chance he has of becoming a father is if the screen of his iPad displaying pegging videos can get pregnant from the combination of his seed and bitter tears falling on it.

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17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So the organization founded by a guy who live-streamed shoving a dildo up his ass, has standards?

i think around 2000 tokens is standard for that.

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57 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

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Ha I was trying to post this but this third world cell service wouldn’t let me. 

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I don't doubt that Wohl has ever put warm nuts in his mouth, but they were most definitely NOT served to him by a flight attendant in first class. 

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Cool humblebrag, bro.  But as the father of a neglected child with the IQ of an amoeba, at least my kid fucking behaves herself when we take a Greyhound to visit her baby momma in prison.  Nice parenting, flip flop.

On the bright side, she is a shoe-in for president.
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16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.....as someone who has a daughter of pretty well-off folks who tests rather strongly in the IQ department.....I can tell you that she was an AWFUL baby.  Seriously, we didn't get a full-night's sleep until she was 6 months old, and that was only because she could hear waves out the window.  When we got home from the beach, back to awful.

Nevermind the fact that the only chance he has of becoming a father is if the screen of his iPad displaying pegging videos can get pregnant from the combination of his seed and bitter tears falling on it.

Yeah, but your baby is Latina.  And we both know that he wasn't referring to brown babies when he mentioned good genetics and high IQ.  

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1 minute ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...right?  i'm watching it again laughing my ass off.   

dude, even the chick they rolled out there couldn't keep a straight face. "even with the pump, his wife's flabby body made it impossible to achieve an erection."

hahaha holy shit this has to be a put on

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lol...i don't care anymore whether it is or isn't.  it's amazingly outrageous theatre and i for one applaud them.

the first time that air horn goes off Burkman reacted like he'd be shot...

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the whole milo sitting there takes it to another level. he doesn't participate in any way, just stays on his phone the whole time.

the amount of cackling in the peanut gallery just makes the whole thing so great.

"milo, are you tweeting right now?" haaha

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