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Jacob Wohl saw Elizabeth Warren and a marine in the closet making babies.  He saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him.  

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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

You know what I like?

That the gay Surly mafia is just as twisted as the straight Surly mafia.  We're all brothers here, man.

Exactly. Y’all will talk about hate fucking every Conservative woman who is at least a 6. Maybe a 5 if you’re drunk. 

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I usually agree with the Surly Gay Mafia on who they find hot but OH NO BABY NOT JACOB!

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His eyes are weasely and too far apart. His nose and ears are too big for his face. He literally has no upper lip.

And I’m fairly certain he’s got a Ken doll plastic pouch where his penis should be.

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This is a hot man, not gross Jacob.
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On 10/18/2019 at 12:28 AM, Bama Chick said:

This is a hot man, not gross Jacob.
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As a (fairly) straight male I get the yes to Jacob, but wtf is this? This person looks to have a 25 IQ, the mustache of a 9yr old, and the tats of 38yr old female porn star who is now a touring stripper. 

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20 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Spoken like a fellow who's never made a baby.

Yeah.....as someone who has a daughter of pretty well-off folks who tests rather strongly in the IQ department.....I can tell you that she was an AWFUL baby.  Seriously, we didn't get a full-night's sleep until she was 6 months old, and that was only because she could hear waves out the window.  When we got home from the beach, back to awful.

Nevermind the fact that the only chance he has of becoming a father is if the screen of his iPad displaying pegging videos can get pregnant from the combination of his seed and bitter tears falling on it.

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16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.....as someone who has a daughter of pretty well-off folks who tests rather strongly in the IQ department.....I can tell you that she was an AWFUL baby.  Seriously, we didn't get a full-night's sleep until she was 6 months old, and that was only because she could hear waves out the window.  When we got home from the beach, back to awful.

Nevermind the fact that the only chance he has of becoming a father is if the screen of his iPad displaying pegging videos can get pregnant from the combination of his seed and bitter tears falling on it.

Yeah, but your baby is Latina.  And we both know that he wasn't referring to brown babies when he mentioned good genetics and high IQ.  

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1 minute ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

lol...right?  i'm watching it again laughing my ass off.   

dude, even the chick they rolled out there couldn't keep a straight face. "even with the pump, his wife's flabby body made it impossible to achieve an erection."

hahaha holy shit this has to be a put on

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the whole milo sitting there takes it to another level. he doesn't participate in any way, just stays on his phone the whole time.

the amount of cackling in the peanut gallery just makes the whole thing so great.

"milo, are you tweeting right now?" haaha

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