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I knew they had added the big screen, but when did they get a podium and wingback chair? They are upscaling from the folding chairs and card table.

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2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

"ok, ok, my follow up question. i have an extra rumor of my own to address, my brother is a marine, and he told me he fucked your whore mother, is that true?"

Finkel is Einhorn...Jacob Wohl is South Austin.

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5 hours ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

I'm starting to think this Wohl kid is a genius. 

Maybe, except for that whole securities fraud shit he's got going on.

I'm not sure how that might play into the performance art.

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Apparently Jacob made some statement that if the US went to war with Iran, he would enlist. Yeah right. Since everything these days is an "engagement," a "conflict" or some other term, Wohl the Weasel will never follow through, not that he would anyway. He is catching some flack for it on his Insta account where he is featuring his "muscle pics," complete with requisite firearm. I'll see if I can get them to post:

 

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That look is the "Yes, I'm ready to bottom for you, daddy" look.

Also, I've seen him in a shirt, I suspect that body has gone through some electronic enhancement for that picture.  

And yes, still would.

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hey, Jacob, you fucking pussy.  You know, and I know, that you cannot enlist when you're facing felony charges.  There is no waiver for that, fuckface.  

 

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32 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

hey, Jacob, you fucking pussy.  You know, and I know, that you cannot enlist when you're facing felony charges.  There is no waiver for that, fuckface.  

 

 

Somebody on twitter, tweet that info to that twat.

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7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

shit. That's only 50 miles away.  I should go. 

Don’t take a helicopter 

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16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

wohl lives in fucking Corona.  You Texas folks have no idea how perfect that is. 

enlighten us.

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His big Adam Schiff reveal turned out to be photos taken from a gay porn site. A reverse image search debunked it in 10 minutes. Go to Twitter and look up Jack Burkman for the lulz. 

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After the Trump children (Jared excepted) went somewhat underground, I got curious about what ol Jacob, the self-named "GOP Operative featured in USA Today, Washington Post, Bloomberg, VICE, and many more" and "starring in HBO's 'After Truth' "(per his instagram bio) was doing during the coronavirus. How apt is that virus name now? Here is a pic from March 27. It says Miami Beach, but who knows? That Jacob, world traveler that he is, could be anywhere...but if he is in Corona, wash your hands, people!

Photo by Jacob Wohl in Miami Beach, Florida. Image may contain: 1 person, standing, ocean, sky, outdoor, nature and water
 
One of the comments:
"Next time you photoshop a pic like that, make sure to fix the shadow around your neck. As a photographer, it was easy to spot the shadow mistake."
 
He says he is going to have a new show....
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Gah, what a waste. With Daddy being a lawyer, little Jacob probably knows just how far he can go before he gets charged again. The party of personal responsibility has very little concern with personal character and ethics.

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No idea why that didn't embed. 

 

Jacob Wohl, who brought you all the greatest hits below, is circulating a fake, doctored coronavirus lab test with Joe Biden’s name on it. It’s disgusting under any circumstance -and unconscionable during a public health crisis- to spread misinformation.

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19 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Why do people show up to those at all???

I showed up to one, or at least the video of it, and it was fucking gold.  It had a guy with an air horn, it had a banjo player, it had milo sitting on a throne smoking a cigarette.  It even had a fake neighbor complaining about the noise.  Fucking loved it!  Would watch again.

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I showed up to one, or at least the video of it, and it was fucking gold.  It had a guy with an air horn, it had a banjo player, it had milo sitting on a throne smoking a cigarette.  It even had a fake neighbor complaining about the noise.  Fucking loved it!  Would watch again.

“Corn boy! Cooooooornboooooy!”
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Wohl is a hustler. Sure his claims are nonsense, but this kid has shown he's willing to say anything with a straight face. I've always seen Wohl as auditioning for patronage. If he can stay out of jail, Jacob has a dark future serving wealthy sociopathic propagandists who will make him rich. Those people will call themselves "Republicans".

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