I'm thinking that this Jacob Wohl dickhead deserves his own thread

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

I knew they had added the big screen, but when did they get a podium and wingback chair? They are upscaling from the folding chairs and card table.

Edited October 22, 2019 by Mrs Whiggins
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[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

"ok, ok, my follow up question. i have an extra rumor of my own to address, my brother is a marine, and he told me he fucked your whore mother, is that true?"

Finkel is Einhorn...Jacob Wohl is South Austin.

[hayden_horn 11360]

hahah, wait, milo introduces himself as jacob wohl's personal stylist.

[Pescado_Rojo 19332]

This is trending into Andy Kaufman territory. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

11 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

hahah, wait, milo introduces himself as jacob wohl's personal stylist.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

And I'm struggling to decide, but the obviously fake neighbor yelling at the end was another high point.  Jesus remembering that video made me smile all day today.

[elfenix 34182]

and as a follow up, how do i get invited to a senator's sex party?

 

CORN BOOOOOY!

[DigglerontheHoof 21069]

We live in very silly times.  
The banjo was fucking perfect and the whore’s Penthouse story was pathetically awesome.

[Winona's Big Orange Bevo 197]

I'm starting to think this Wohl kid is a genius. 

[relapse98 634]

5 hours ago, Winona's Big Orange Bevo said:

I'm starting to think this Wohl kid is a genius. 

Maybe, except for that whole securities fraud shit he's got going on.

I'm not sure how that might play into the performance art.

[atomheartbevo 89457]

I hope John Cornyn is the next, but I'm guessing Mitt Romney will make an appearance at some point, the Mormon religion is far too juicy for them not to touch it.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Apparently Jacob made some statement that if the US went to war with Iran, he would enlist. Yeah right. Since everything these days is an "engagement," a "conflict" or some other term, Wohl the Weasel will never follow through, not that he would anyway. He is catching some flack for it on his Insta account where he is featuring his "muscle pics," complete with requisite firearm. I'll see if I can get them to post:

 

[atomheartbevo 89457]

That's some serious insecurity.

Also, piss-poor example of handling a sidearm.

[jimmyjazz 45565]

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, piss-poor example of handling a sidearm.

Depends on whether or not he has anything to shoot off.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13551]

LWOHL!!!

Now that's how you put on your Im-not-a-beta-howler-monkey face.

Was Austin Powers doing this shoot? Does this look have a name?

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

That look is the "Yes, I'm ready to bottom for you, daddy" look.

Also, I've seen him in a shirt, I suspect that body has gone through some electronic enhancement for that picture.  

And yes, still would.

[Blotto 23434]

I'm starting to suspect that this thread title takes on a different meaning for NAIU. 

[Gil Bang 25899]

hey, Jacob, you fucking pussy.  You know, and I know, that you cannot enlist when you're facing felony charges.  There is no waiver for that, fuckface.  

 

[High Plains Drifter 10981]

32 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

hey, Jacob, you fucking pussy.  You know, and I know, that you cannot enlist when you're facing felony charges.  There is no waiver for that, fuckface.  

 

 

Somebody on twitter, tweet that info to that twat.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Tomorrow is the big day for Jacob: his arraignment in Riverside County Court.

[Gil Bang 25899]

shit. That's only 50 miles away.  I should go. 

[Js1 85127]

7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

shit. That's only 50 miles away.  I should go. 

Don’t take a helicopter 

Edited January 28, 2020 by Js1

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Get video.

[Dnaguy 11777]

23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Don’t take a helicopter 

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

19 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Tomorrow is the big day for Jacob: his arraignment in Riverside County Court.

How did it go?

[Gil Bang 25899]

postponed for a month or so.

[Francisco 2.0 32346]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Gil Bang 25899]

wohl lives in fucking Corona.  You Texas folks have no idea how perfect that is. 

[Matuka 1305]

16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

wohl lives in fucking Corona.  You Texas folks have no idea how perfect that is. 

enlighten us.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

Oh man, I wonder if the banjo guy is going to show up at this press conference. and the guy with the air horn.  or the fake neighbor. 

His press conferences always bring a smile to my face.

[Irieguy 1059]

His big Adam Schiff reveal turned out to be photos taken from a gay porn site. A reverse image search debunked it in 10 minutes. Go to Twitter and look up Jack Burkman for the lulz. 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

These are the dumbest motherfuckers on earth.

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

After the Trump children (Jared excepted) went somewhat underground, I got curious about what ol Jacob, the self-named "GOP Operative featured in USA Today, Washington Post, Bloomberg, VICE, and many more" and "starring in HBO's 'After Truth' "(per his instagram bio) was doing during the coronavirus. How apt is that virus name now? Here is a pic from March 27. It says Miami Beach, but who knows? That Jacob, world traveler that he is, could be anywhere...but if he is in Corona, wash your hands, people!

 

One of the comments:

"Next time you photoshop a pic like that, make sure to fix the shadow around your neck. As a photographer, it was easy to spot the shadow mistake."

 

He says he is going to have a new show....

[Biff Tannen 45500]

[Chooky 13302]

[Gil Bang 25899]

https://twitter.com/KBeds/status/1242117093585281027

Edited April 6, 2020 by Gil Bang

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Gah, what a waste. With Daddy being a lawyer, little Jacob probably knows just how far he can go before he gets charged again. The party of personal responsibility has very little concern with personal character and ethics.

[Gil Bang 25899]

No idea why that didn't embed. 

 

Jacob Wohl, who brought you all the greatest hits below, is circulating a fake, doctored coronavirus lab test with Joe Biden’s name on it. It’s disgusting under any circumstance -and unconscionable during a public health crisis- to spread misinformation.

Edited April 6, 2020 by Gil Bang

[Bama Chick 28596]

Mobile Twitter links don’t embed.

Take the word “mobile” out of the link and it should work.

[mention]Gil Bang [/mention]

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

[Biff Tannen 45500]

I still don't understand why they haven't at least been arrested.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

I think they are using the News of the World excuse.  Only a moron would believe anything they are saying, so clearly its satire.

 

[safe sex 11686]

Why do people show up to those at all???

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

19 hours ago, trauma babe said:

Why do people show up to those at all???

I showed up to one, or at least the video of it, and it was fucking gold.  It had a guy with an air horn, it had a banjo player, it had milo sitting on a throne smoking a cigarette.  It even had a fake neighbor complaining about the noise.  Fucking loved it!  Would watch again.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

I showed up to one, or at least the video of it, and it was fucking gold.  It had a guy with an air horn, it had a banjo player, it had milo sitting on a throne smoking a cigarette.  It even had a fake neighbor complaining about the noise.  Fucking loved it!  Would watch again.

“Corn boy! Cooooooornboooooy!”

[Queen Bitch 1692]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

Wohl is a hustler. Sure his claims are nonsense, but this kid has shown he's willing to say anything with a straight face. I've always seen Wohl as auditioning for patronage. If he can stay out of jail, Jacob has a dark future serving wealthy sociopathic propagandists who will make him rich. Those people will call themselves "Republicans".

Edited April 29, 2020 by Degenerate Gardner

[StassneyHorn 6540]

Coronavirus has really brought out the “My body my choice” switcharoo

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

23 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Does he get naked?  Are dildos involved?  If not, not interested.

[Biff Tannen 45500]

25 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Does he get naked?  Are dildos involved?  If not, not interested.

That escalated quickly.