I'm thinking that this Jacob Wohl dickhead deserves his own thread

[deech 2,251]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I feel like Wohl is the type to off himself in the end.

Edited September 14, 2020 by deech

[Irieguy 1,059]

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I had the same thought. The first answer appears to be “publicity of any kind”. They are in the process of making claims against Gen Mattis and want publicity for that. 
My second thought is maybe they are planning ahead for when they really do get raided by the FBI. Sow confusion in advance so the real FBI raid isn’t believed. 

[NWBuck 8,548]

Really seems like there's a simple, effective, and permanent solution here.

[Bullneck 18,999]

20 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

I had the same thought. The first answer appears to be “publicity of any kind”. They are in the process of making claims against Gen Mattis and want publicity for that. 
My second thought is maybe they are planning ahead for when they really do get raided by the FBI. Sow confusion in advance so the real FBI raid isn’t believed. 

How bout a judge grant a no knock warrant and he gets shot while in his bed?  

[Brisketexan 104,653]

How bout a judge grant a no knock warrant and he gets shot while in his bed?  

Did Jacob recently become black? No? Then that play is pretty low percentage.

[Bullneck 18,999]

On 5/8/2020 at 9:28 AM, Irwin F Fletcher said:

This is where the "A-Team" would now be useful. "They survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team"

 

Well, they promptly broke out of the maximum security stockade and escaped to the Los Angeles underground.  And no one can find them.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,844]

isn't impersonating a federal officer a crime? If the FBI wasn't on to them before, i bet they are now

[Bullneck 18,999]

On 8/27/2020 at 2:47 PM, Bruh Man said:

AG of Michigan: 

 

 

Seems to me like the whole "mandatory vaccines" is going to deter redneck dumbasses and batshit crazy suburbanites more than anyone.  You know, Trump voters.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

On 9/1/2020 at 11:43 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Every time this is bumped and he’s still not arrested I lose it a little more. 

Yeah I'm always left hoping for either an arrest or actual dickhead shots.  

[DanRydell 799]

16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

isn't impersonating a federal officer a crime? If the FBI wasn't on to them before, i bet they are now

Only if you "demand or obtain any money, paper, document, or thing of value" while doing so. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,844]

2 hours ago, DanRydell said:

Only if you "demand or obtain any money, paper, document, or thing of value" while doing so. 

well, did they walk out with some shit?

[Jive Turkey 12,568]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,500]

Still not arrested or dead.  Boo this bump.

[Gil Bang 25,899]

I'd settle for somebody smashing his face.   

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,362]

On 9/19/2020 at 9:09 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Still not arrested or dead. 

Hang on...

 

[TornACL 7,680]

Bahahaha these guys are the biggest pair of slapdicks ever created. 

[DanRydell 799]

So that gets us up to five felony indictments for Wohl? I'm going to be so fucking pissed if he doesn't do time.

[DanRydell 799]

Hahaha, holy shit

[David Dennison 18,661]

 

[deech 2,251]

That's heartbreaking news. Sad!

[Bullneck 18,999]

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

 

So, one guy is 54 and the other is 22?  That's interesting.  

NTTAWWT

Edited October 1, 2020 by Bullneck

[shnsajax 3,589]

State charges, nice!

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

Maybe jacob will show his asshole on Onlyfans to help pay the legal fees.

[elfenix 34,182]

 

[G650 14,112]

[Gil Bang 25,899]

Overheard in a hipster coffee shop: “Maybe Jacob will have to show his butthole on onlyfans”

[Ted Lange 16,054]

 

[Queen Bitch 1,692]

I want this as a Scorsese movie.

[Upgrayedd 5,806]

21 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

I want this as a Scorsese movie.

[TornACL 7,680]

I look forward to Giuliani defending them in court with the always airtight "they didn't realize it was a crime!" defense.

[Gil Bang 25,899]

55 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I look forward to Giuliani defending them in court with the always airtight "they didn't realize it was a crime!" defense.

And shortly thereafter, Jacob will be airtight in a prison cell.

[Jive Turkey 12,568]

Affluenza!!

[Prepuce of Doom 20,991]

2 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

I want this as a Scorsese movie.

I think he's more within the oeuvre of the Coen brothers. 

[Blotto 23,434]

If Trump manages to swindle another election, he 100% pardons these slapdicks, I dont care what kind of evidence they have against them, or what the charges, they're getting pardoned. 

Edit - I see that they are state charges. Doesnt matter, he will still pardon them. Who says he doesnt have the power to pardon state criminal offenses. The Constitution? Yeah he will have that changed by executive order. etc.... etc....

Edited October 2, 2020 by Blotto

[Mdhorn 5,911]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/conservative-hoaxers-face-charges-over-211354534.html

The charges carry the potential for years in prison and thousands of dollars in fines. The computer charges carry up to seven years apiece, while election law violations could bring up to five.

The pair was behind 85,000 calls nationwide, including nearly 12,000 in Detroit's 313 area code, Nessel said. Similar calls also blanketed urban pockets of Pennsylvania, Ohio, Illinois and New York, she said. She encouraged anyone who received such a call to file a complaint with her office.

[TexasEd 8,064]

My only confusion is why I don't see him proudly displaying his aggy ring.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,362]

 

[Gil Bang 25,899]

Seriously, how much would gay dudes pay to see his asshole?

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

17 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Seriously, how much would gay dudes pay to see his asshole?

about 3fiddy.

[Bullneck 18,999]

20 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Cold blooded

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,844]

 

[Gil Bang 25,899]

 

[kevwun 15,659]

I hope they get denied bail.

[TheStoicPaisano 9,904]

 

[Upgrayedd 5,806]

Clowns

[Chooky 13,302]

[Hornius Emeritus 12,420]

17 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

No problem. I'm sure they brought ten thousand 100 dollar bills with them. 

 

[Mdhorn 5,911]

And if they spend any time at all in the clink with general population, with their behavior, their asses will be spread around for free.  If I was a guard and I was walking them to their cell, I'd be openly talking about their stack of bills at the desk and their voter suppression attempts. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

Parody account (not unlike the one for DPRK) that I ran across some time back when reading news about the protests in Belarus. They aren't as 'slick' as the other one, but they've got a sense of humor.

 

[HenryJames 65,890]